MIKE IS BAAAAACK!

The Rifftrax crew are going to make four episodes of MST3k this year!

The Youtube video + Kickstarter just dropped and already we’re way over the $20k needed. Mike, Bill, and Kevin will be joined by Mary Jo to do a Mike and Pearl set of episodes. Many details are nonexistent, but evidently Joel sold the rest of his share in the franchise to Shout! and they’re going to make more MST3k going forward.

You may remember back when the revival first was announced, Mike politely expressed no interest in involvement, saying he was just a hired hand on MST3k but Rifftrax was his baby (words to that effect). So it’s a real shock, not just the sudden drop of more episodes, but that it’s Mike of all people. I have no defined preference in Joel vs. Mike (and I like Jonah and Emily too), but Mike will be a thrill to see in action again. Rifftrax has been consistently funny when I listen/watch, even if they get a little in-jokey-among-buddies sometimes. They’ve still got it.

The show passing into corporate hands should cause me alarm, but it’s Shout! (or, well, their owners). They were involved in the three previous seasons of the revival. I trust them for now.

2025 reading log

Nine books finished this year. A short list, but I can’t pick out a single “best”. Two splendid historical novels and a memoir of 1920s China lead the way.

Ghosts of India – Mark Morris

The least annoyingly direct title among the Doctor Who novels I found in the house. In this one, Ten takes Donna to past India for a curry, but finds plague, aliens behaving badly, Shiva shivself, and Gandhi.

Doctor and Donna are high-key in-character, Gandhi is a dear, and there’s lots of action and side characters. Classism/racism is unsurprisingly a theme. Overall, on the mark as a Who historical story. Quick but satisfactory read.

Discussion question: which Tennant-or-earlier Doctor was most likely to enter and nearly win an interplanetary staring contest? My suspicion goes to Colin, but I could see Tom Baker accidentally entering and making the most of it.

The Gathering Storm – Winston Churchill

The first volume of Churchill’s WWII series. This one covers from the end of WWI up to his appointment as Prime Minister in May 1940.

The first chapter sets the tone for the gathering of the storm with its title “The Folly of the Victors”. Churchill spends a good deal of space on criticizing the fierce terms given Germany after WWI, then charting the many points at which someone — anyone — could later have checked Germany’s buildup to a new war, with presumed responsible countries like Britain itself instead bending over backwards to avoid causing any disturbance. Eventually Hitler begins a series of increasingly daredevil aggressions and invasions, and eventually Britain and France have to wake up and do something — anything — before all of Europe is overrun.

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College football is on fire, and not in a good way

The American College American Football of America (hereafter CFB) postseason is actively burning right now.

To understand what’s going on for the non-Americans, we must take a long ride. We start by going way on way back when, to Traditional Times (the 20th century). There are over a hundred teams in CFB, each representing a college or university, made up of student athletes who compete without pay (in theory). Football being a brutal, physical sport, a team typically plays only one game a week. Some teams’ seasons are shorter than others, but by the turn of the millennium, a typical schedule is still only 11-12 games, plus possibly a conference championship game (CCG).

Teams are divided into regional conferences, such as the Pacific coast PAC-12 or Midwestern Big 12, and play most of their games within their conference. This does not lend itself to a definitive nationwide champion when there are many conferences containing over a hundred teams total. It’s quite possible that the very best teams never play each other or any of the same teams the other one did.

Because of this, national champions are decided by polls. There might be an Associated Press poll and a coaches poll, for example, and they might agree or they might not in any given year. As the system is codified over time, the polls are brought together to form a single, unified ranking to determine the top 25 teams in the nation from week to week. But there are many years, pre-1980 or so, where multiple teams claim the national championship because each of them were voted # 1 in the nation by somebody. Or because they won all their games but some other undefeated team got voted # 1 and you can’t prove we weren’t just as good as them.

Aside from conference championships, there are bowl games. Football stadiums used to be named the Whatever Bowl, I guess that’s where the term comes from. Traditionally, there were only a few, prestigious bowl games: the Rose Bowl, the Sugar Bowl, the Independence Bowl, etc. The very best teams were invited to play cross-conference games in these bowls as a mark of honor. Typically the Rose Bowl, for example, would feature the PAC champion against the Big 10 champion. The results of these bowls could affect the final rankings, so that while there might not yet be an official national championship game, one bowl or another might feature the # 1 and 2 teams and be a de facto championship.

Bowl games are a very nice thing to have. They’re a great reward for teams that have a great season but aren’t the most elite out of 100+ schools. Did you have a strong, school-best 10-2 season, but the voters consider a few of the traditional powerhouses to have been better? You can still play on national television in the Gator Bowl. Who wouldn’t want to brag about winning something called the Gator Bowl?

Move on to the 21st century, where money is increasingly drowning out tradition. We have several trends to follow that led to a meltdown yesterday.

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MST3k Netflix episodes are starting to appear on YouTube

I guess whatever exclusivity deal they had with Netflix has run out.

Obviously I’m disappointed that we only got / have only gotten three seasons out of the relaunch, but c’mon. That’s three seasons, a bunch of shorts, another set of Mads, and two more hosts than I expected to ever see again. I’m thrilled for that much.

I think they did a lot right and they picked up a lot of the right things to bring forward from the initial run. I do think having a fixed camera for 99% of the host segments was maybe the worst call they made. It dampened a lot of the palling-around, made it feel less like you were there with familiar friends and more like you were in the audience watching a, well, a puppet theater skit.

I watched “Cry Wilderness” the other day to celebrate. They really were firing on nearly all cylinders from the start. I remember taking a while to warm up to the Mads’ performances but, like Pearl’s crew, that was on me and not on the show. Kinga and TV’s Son are great when I rewatch any of these episodes. Speaking of Pearl’s crew, their segment in this episode feels perfectly executed, where the first time I saw it it felt overlong and a bit self-indulgent. The riffs still felt crowded at times, but much less so once you’ve gotten used to the pacing. Just a few weaker comments here and there not giving better ones a chance to breathe. I don’t know how much that pacing was being over-excited to jam everyone’s ideas in, and how much was Netflix’s direction. I read about someone on another show talking about their Netflix experience, and they had Netflix telling them exactly where to add jokes because Netflix’s analytics showed there would otherwise be an X% drop in audience engagement at this or that exact timestamp.

I think Best Brains made mistakes that led to the fourth season failing, particularly the timing trying to work around the world situation, moving off of the very supportive Kickstarter website (more advertising there than I ever saw on Netflix, story old as time . . .), and not generating enough funds from the year-round operation of the new website to defray new episode costs. But it’s easier and more interesting to nitpick, and less easy to talk in detail about how good these three seasons turned out. I’m still positive and happy for what we have. If there are more seasons, I hope they (1) go to a dynamic camera for host segments and (2) let the host and bots be a little meaner to each other. Even Pearl was mostly defanged in the relaunch, less malevolent and more a jerk who’s trying to get along despite her nature. I enjoyed these dynamics as they turned out, but sometimes the old show was at its funniest when Tom and Crow were picking on each other or on their human buddy.

Why I don’t read generic novels (much): a ramble

It seems that there’s a certain amount of consternation out there about Men (especially, perhaps, White Straight American Men) and why They Don’t Read (especially Novels, especially Novels Written By Women).

As a White Straight American Man, I can tell you, and you can check my reading logs for evidence: I read. And I do read novels. And I do read books written by women. (Admittedly, a lot of the novel covers I see pushed at the general public do put me off.)

But I don’t tend to read contemporary non-genre novels. There are probably only three of those in my logs on this site, covering my reading history back as far as 2016. I don’t find that part of literature particularly appealing and I’ll tell you why.

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