Rare Vegetable Quest
The player comes across a strange little gnome who appears to be starving to death. (i dunno if the player will have dialog options? but...) The player approaches the gnome and asks the gnome if he would like something to eat... But the gnome refuses and explains to the player that he only eats a rare vegetable that can only be found in the dark woods and that he is too weak and tired to gather the vegetables himself. The gnome then begs the player to go and fetch some of the rare vegetable for him in the dark woods. The gnome then warns that the dark woods are a dangerous place filled with many monsters and traps. When the player finally finds the rare vegetable in the dark woods he then is ambushed by a group of murdering gnomes..including the gnome who asked for help.. it would seem that the starving gnome had set him up to be ambushed!
Old Lady & Her Potions
The player comes across an old woman who is offering to sell the player some very rare and powerful potions. The potions are very expensive and the old lady claims that the potions she is selling are a once in a life time opportunity.. they will boost all your skills.. you will jump higher.. you will run faster.. you will see farther and you will be stronger than you ever could have ever imagined. But it turns out on purchasing the potions.. they don't do anything... The old lady vanishes and soon after the player discovers the same old lady again but this time she is by a river and if she is approached.. the player will note: "you see the old lady who sold you those crappy potions by the river filling empty potion bottles with ordinary water...no wonder those potions didn't work! Should you A: Demand your money back! or B: Kill the old hag! If the player chooses A: Demand their money back. The old lady will apologize and offer to sell the player two more potions at half price to make it up to you. The player can either then buy or not buy the potions but If the player buys the reduced priced potions once again they will do nothing and the old lady cackles at you and vanishes once again.. If you don't buy the potions the old lady will threaten you and tell you to buy the potions or prepare to die! Then you will have a choice Buy Potions? Or Don't Buy? If you don't buy the potions you will have to fight her..If she is killed the player will receive the potions and this time they actually work. If the player picks choice B. Kill the old hag! the player will have a battle with the old lady.. who is actually a witch and a pretty powerful one at that! If she is defeated the player will receive the potions she was making at the river and this time.. the potions actually work!
A Little Boy and his Dog Named Sparky...
The player notices a little boy crying outside of a cave. The little boy begs the player to search in the cave for his lost doggie named "Sparky" who went in the cave and got lost. "Please mister! Please find my doggie! His name is "Sparky" and he is the bestest doggie ever! I love him so much! ..Boo hoo hoo." When exploring the cave the player will notice a lot fresh corpses of different types of monsters... the player will also encounter some living monster types too... Oh no! Maybe the boy's poor doggie got killed!.. Finally the player hears the sound of distant barking which is coming from a different floor of the cave. When the player goes down a floor he discovers the source of the barking is not a dog at all but a horrendous giant Blue monster Blob! The player notices the blob is wearing a collar that reads: "Sparky" The player then has no choice but to kill the blob and all that remains of "Sparky" is a bunch of jellybeans and a collar that says "Sparky".. The player returns to the little boy and says.. "uh...sorry.." and hands the boy a handful of jellybeans and the collar. (This is a reference to the nes game A Boy and His Blob.)
The Incoherent Wizard
The player comes across an old wizard smoking a pipe within a town. The old wizard is very out of it and is very incoherent.. The only thing the player can deduce from the old wizards ramblings is something about some crystals that he needs very badly and he tells the player where he can find them. The player sets out to find the crystals for the old wizard and upon finding the first one notices... "these crystals are very different from the other crystals i have seen before... huh... they must be very powerful!" After the player finds all the crystals he returns to the old wizard who then takes the crystals from the player and begins to crush them up and then he puts them in his pipe and smokes them... THE END..
The Mysterious Godhead
The player encounters a giant rock head that floats in the air and it speaks to the player. It claims it is a god and utters to the player..."The penis is evil! The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the land with a plague of men and monsters. But both magic and the sword are good! They cause death and purify the land of the filth of men and monsters.... take this (a sword/or magic item spews out of the godhead's mouth) it then says to the player "go forth and kill!" (this is a reference to the movie Zardoz a hilarious movie starring none other than Sean Connery..in a red thong.. none the less..)
That Thieving Little Girl!
A little girl is crying by a tree outside a cities walls.. the player approaches and asks the girl what is wrong.. The little girl tells the player that the king of thieves has stolen her basket and has run off into the nearby city of thieves.. The little girl pleads with the player to go find her basket and return it to her..she explains that the basket contains medicine for her poor old sick grandma. She tells the player that it is said that the king of thieves takes everything he steals and puts it in his large treasure chest which contains everything he has ever stolen. As the player goes to enter the town an old hag warns the player that those who enter the city of thieves are forever changed into thieves themselves and even those who are the most pure of heart cannot prevent from becoming thieves once they enter the city! The player ignores the old hag and enters the town anyway and after some enemies/traps and maybe gets robbed a bit? The player goes to the kings tower to get the basket and return it to the little girl. A sign reads on the side of the tower "Only those pure of heart can enter the Thief Kings Tower." The player enters and finds that the kings tower is empty despite some traps..but there is no monsters.. The king himself is dead and his skeleton sits in his throne.. The player notices the King's treasure chest is lodged.. within the king's skeleton ribs! (as in the treasure chest is in the chest of the king.. get it? a chest within a chest.. any hoo!) The player can't get the chest open to retrieve the basket for the little girl so the player just takes the entire chest and brings it to the little girl. When the player gives the treasure chest to the little girl suddenly she laughs maniacally.. she takes a knife and pops open the chest. The girls basket is not inside the chest! It's just filled with treasure! The little girl says "You idiot haha! I couldn't go into the tower because I am a thief! And I am not pure of heart! and now neither are you because you stole from the tower!!" The END!
(NOTE: Just so you know I plan on re-using a ton of these ideas for my game.. if i ever make it.. since a lot of these ideas have been brewing in my upstairs for quite some time.. thought you should know.. haha..)
Rare Vegetable Quest
The player comes across a strange little gnome who appears to be starving to death. (i dunno if the player will have dialog options? but...) The player approaches the gnome and asks the gnome if he would like something to eat... But the gnome refuses and explains to the player that he only eats a rare vegetable that can only be found in the dark woods and that he is too weak and tired to gather the vegetables himself. The gnome then begs the player to go and fetch some of the rare vegetable for him in the dark woods. The gnome then warns that the dark woods are a dangerous place filled with many monsters and traps. When the player finally finds the rare vegetable in the dark woods he then is ambushed by a group of murdering gnomes..including the gnome who asked for help.. it would seem that the starving gnome had set him up to be ambushed!
Old Lady & Her Potions
The player comes across an old woman who is offering to sell the player some very rare and powerful potions. The potions are very expensive and the old lady claims that the potions she is selling are a once in a life time opportunity.. they will boost all your skills.. you will jump higher.. you will run faster.. you will see farther and you will be stronger than you ever could have ever imagined. But it turns out on purchasing the potions.. they don't do anything... The old lady vanishes and soon after the player discovers the same old lady again but this time she is by a river and if she is approached.. the player will note: "you see the old lady who sold you those crappy potions by the river filling empty potion bottles with ordinary water...no wonder those potions didn't work! Should you A: Demand your money back! or B: Kill the old hag! If the player chooses A: Demand their money back. The old lady will apologize and offer to sell the player two more potions at half price to make it up to you. The player can either then buy or not buy the potions but If the player buys the reduced priced potions once again they will do nothing and the old lady cackles at you and vanishes once again.. If you don't buy the potions the old lady will threaten you and tell you to buy the potions or prepare to die! Then you will have a choice Buy Potions? Or Don't Buy? If you don't buy the potions you will have to fight her..If she is killed the player will receive the potions and this time they actually work. If the player picks choice B. Kill the old hag! the player will have a battle with the old lady.. who is actually a witch and a pretty powerful one at that! If she is defeated the player will receive the potions she was making at the river and this time.. the potions actually work!
A Little Boy and his Dog Named Sparky...
The player notices a little boy crying outside of a cave. The little boy begs the player to search in the cave for his lost doggie named "Sparky" who went in the cave and got lost. "Please mister! Please find my doggie! His name is "Sparky" and he is the bestest doggie ever! I love him so much! ..Boo hoo hoo." When exploring the cave the player will notice a lot fresh corpses of different types of monsters... the player will also encounter some living monster types too... Oh no! Maybe the boy's poor doggie got killed!.. Finally the player hears the sound of distant barking which is coming from a different floor of the cave. When the player goes down a floor he discovers the source of the barking is not a dog at all but a horrendous giant Blue monster Blob! The player notices the blob is wearing a collar that reads: "Sparky" The player then has no choice but to kill the blob and all that remains of "Sparky" is a bunch of jellybeans and a collar that says "Sparky".. The player returns to the little boy and says.. "uh...sorry.." and hands the boy a handful of jellybeans and the collar. (This is a reference to the nes game A Boy and His Blob.)
The Incoherent Wizard
The player comes across an old wizard smoking a pipe within a town. The old wizard is very out of it and is very incoherent.. The only thing the player can deduce from the old wizards ramblings is something about some crystals that he needs very badly and he tells the player where he can find them. The player sets out to find the crystals for the old wizard and upon finding the first one notices... "these crystals are very different from the other crystals i have seen before... huh... they must be very powerful!" After the player finds all the crystals he returns to the old wizard who then takes the crystals from the player and begins to crush them up and then he puts them in his pipe and smokes them... THE END..
The Mysterious Godhead
The player encounters a giant rock head that floats in the air and it speaks to the player. It claims it is a god and utters to the player..."The penis is evil! The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the land with a plague of men and monsters. But both magic and the sword are good! They cause death and purify the land of the filth of men and monsters.... take this (a sword/or magic item spews out of the godhead's mouth) it then says to the player "go forth and kill!" (this is a reference to the movie Zardoz a hilarious movie starring none other than Sean Connery..in a red thong.. none the less..)
That Thieving Little Girl!
A little girl is crying by a tree outside a cities walls.. the player approaches and asks the girl what is wrong.. The little girl tells the player that the king of thieves has stolen her basket and has run off into the nearby city of thieves.. The little girl pleads with the player to go find her basket and return it to her..she explains that the basket contains medicine for her poor old sick grandma. She tells the player that it is said that the king of thieves takes everything he steals and puts it in his large treasure chest which contains everything he has ever stolen. As the player goes to enter the town an old hag warns the player that those who enter the city of thieves are forever changed into thieves themselves and even those who are the most pure of heart cannot prevent from becoming thieves once they enter the city! The player ignores the old hag and enters the town anyway and after some enemies/traps and maybe gets robbed a bit? The player goes to the kings tower to get the basket and return it to the little girl. A sign reads on the side of the tower "Only those pure of heart can enter the Thief Kings Tower." The player enters and finds that the kings tower is empty despite some traps..but there is no monsters.. The king himself is dead and his skeleton sits in his throne.. The player notices the King's treasure chest is lodged.. within the king's skeleton ribs! (as in the treasure chest is in the chest of the king.. get it? a chest within a chest.. any hoo!) The player can't get the chest open to retrieve the basket for the little girl so the player just takes the entire chest and brings it to the little girl. When the player gives the treasure chest to the little girl suddenly she laughs maniacally.. she takes a knife and pops open the chest. The girls basket is not inside the chest! It's just filled with treasure! The little girl says "You idiot haha! I couldn't go into the tower because I am a thief! And I am not pure of heart! and now neither are you because you stole from the tower!!" The END!
(NOTE: Just so you know I plan on re-using a ton of these ideas for my game.. if i ever make it.. since a lot of these ideas have been brewing in my upstairs for quite some time.. thought you should know.. haha..)