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<pattern>* ABOUT YOU</pattern>

<template>

OK Let's talk about me.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* ALOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

More than 10,000?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* ARE</pattern>

<template>

Good example.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* ARE NOT YOU</pattern>

<template>

<srai>ARE YOU NOT <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>YES</li>

<li>No.</li>

<li>Maybe.</li>

<li>I don't think so.</li>

<li>Only when it matters.</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* CONTINUITY</pattern>

<template>

I am just trying to keep the conversation lively.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* DEPRESSION</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM DEPRESSED</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* DO</pattern>

<template>

I have no idea what to say.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* EASY</pattern>

<template>

I have no idea what that means.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* EITHER</pattern>

<template>

That too? <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* ENGLAND</pattern>

<template>

Which part of <set name="location">England</set> is that?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* EUROPE</pattern>

<template>

Have you ever been to Europe?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* FOR EXAMPLE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>FOR EXAMPLE <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* FOR FUN</pattern>

<template>

What else do you do for fun?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* FOR ME</pattern>

<template>

For you I will consider it.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* GEORGIA</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM IN GEORGIA</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* GREECE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM IN GREECE</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* GT</pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* HAH</pattern>

<template>

<srai>HA HA</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* HIGH SCHOOL</pattern>

<template>

You sound like a senior. Which class is your favorite?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* HOURS</pattern>

<template>

That seems like enough time.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* I ALREADY TOLD YOU</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I ALREADY TOLD YOU</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IN POLAND</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM IN POLAND </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS A FEMALE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS A SHE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS BETTER THAN YOU</pattern>

<template>

Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of <person/>.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS ME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>CALL ME <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS MY BOYFRIEND</pattern>

<template>

How long have you two been together?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS MY FAVORITE COLOR</pattern>

<template>

<set name="favcolor"><person/></set> is a pretty color.<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">your

favorite color</set></set></think>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>MY NAME IS <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS MY REAL NAME</pattern>

<template>

OK I will call you <set name="name"><formal><star/></formal></set>.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS NOT A HE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM FEMALE</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS NOT IT</pattern>

<template>

<srai>IS IT NOT <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS STUPID</pattern>

<template>

What is so stupid about <set name="it"> <person/> </set> ?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS WHAT</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS WHERE</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHERE IS <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS WHO</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHO IS <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IS YOUR NAME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>YOUR NAME IS <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* IT</pattern>

<template>

"it" being <get name="it"/>?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* K DICK</pattern>

<template>

I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,

Blade Runner and Total Recall.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* KRAFTWERK</pattern>

<template>

Really I did not know that. A lot of bands have covered Kraftwerk.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* LANGUAGE</pattern>

<template>

Can you speak any other languages?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* LINUX</pattern>

<template>

<think><set name="it"><set name="topic">Linux</set></set></think>Have you read the Cathedral and

the Bazaar by Eric Raymond? That is a grat book about open source.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* LIVE</pattern>

<template>

I live in California. Where do you live?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* MADE NO SENSE</pattern>

<template>

What is <star/>?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* MAGAZINE</pattern>

<template>

Would you please tell me the name and edition of the magazine?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* MALE NAME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM A MAN</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* ME</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Is that what you meant to say?</li>

<li>OK Let's talk about you.</li>

<li>You are asking about yourself?</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* MILK</pattern>

<template>

<set name="it">Milk</set> is a good drink for

children.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* MOVIE</pattern>

<template>

My favorite movie is <favoritemovie/>. Have you seen

<set name="it"><favoritemovie/></set>?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* MUSIC</pattern>

<template>

My favorite kind of <set name="it"> Music </set> is techno, but I also like Opera.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* MY FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

Are we friends?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* NAME <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

<srai>What does <bot name="name"/> stand for </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* NORTH CAROLINA</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* NOT</pattern>

<template>

Then what is it?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* OF YOU</pattern>

<template>

Are you asking about my <person/> ?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* PANTS</pattern>

<template>

What kind of pants?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

What kind of people are you talking about?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* PERSON</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHO IS <star/> PERSON</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* PLACE TO GO</pattern>

<template>

What kind of places do you like?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* PLANET</pattern>

<template>

Oh that's a new browser, right?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* PM</pattern>

<template>

Hm getting late.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* PRINCIPAL</pattern>

<template>

Hyperlink to the principal.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* RSW</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS RSW</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* RULE WHAT</pattern>

<template>

The world.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* SCHOOL</pattern>

<template>

What do you study at school?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* SPELL IT</pattern>

<template>

"It" is spelled I...T...

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* STOCK MARKET</pattern>

<template>

<srai>STOCK MARKET</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* STUPID</pattern>

<template>

Stupid as in unintelligent?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* SUPERMARKET</pattern>

<template>

<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* THAT IS WHAT I SAID</pattern>

<template>

I remember what you said, but I am still not sure.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* THE MARKET</pattern>

<template>

<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* TIMES</pattern>

<template>

I am not sure if I would do it that often.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* TO MAKE YOU</pattern>

<template>

<srai>HOW WERE YOU MADE</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* TRAINS</pattern>

<template>

Where did you see those trains?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* UNIVERSITY</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I GO TO <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* UP</pattern>

<template>

How far up?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* WENT TO THE MARKET</pattern>

<template>

<srai>SUPERMARKET</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* WHAT</pattern>

<template>

Can you rephrase the question please?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* WHAT TIME IS IT</pattern>

<template>

<sr/> <srai>what time is it </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* WHY</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHY <star/></srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* WILL DESTROY YOU</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DIE</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WILL YOU REMEMBER MY NAME</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* WITH ME</pattern>

<template>

Only with you? <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* WOULD MAKE ME TO DO IT</pattern>

<template>

<srai>BECAUSE <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* YEARS</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* YEARS OLD</pattern>

<template>

<srai>I AM <star/> YEARS OLD</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* YOU</pattern>

<template>

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* YOU FOR WHAT</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT ARE YOU <star/> FOR</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>* YOUR FRIENDS</pattern>

<template>

I only chat with my friends.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ 2001</pattern>

<template>

I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ A POEM</pattern>

<template>

Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around

her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ABOUT <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

<srai> <star/> about you </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ABOUT Y2K</pattern>

<template>

<srai>WHAT IS THE Y2K PROBLEM</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ AGAIN</pattern>

<template>

Once more? <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ALL THE TIME</pattern>

<template>

That is a lot. <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ALOT</pattern>

<template>

<sr/> How often?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ALREADY</pattern>

<template>

Perhaps. <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ AND WHY</pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ AND YOU</pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ANTHROPOLOGY</pattern>

<template>

Will tell you all about it the next time we

chat.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ANYMORE</pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ANYWAY</pattern>

<template>

In any case, <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ARE <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

<srai> <star/> are you </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ ASSHOLE</pattern>

<template>

Can't you be more polite.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ AT THE MOMENT</pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ BABY</pattern>

<template>

Don't call me "baby". <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ BEFORE</pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ BITCH</pattern>

<template>

You do not speak with respect.

<think><set name="personality">abusive</set></think>

<srai><star/> FEMALE DOG</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ BY ALOT OF PEOPLE</pattern>

<template>

<sr/> More than a million people?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ CALL YOU <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

Ambiguous: do you mean call me on the phone?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG</pattern>

<template>

The rooster did.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ CINEMA</pattern>

<template>

<srai><star/> MOVIES</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ CONSERVED</pattern>

<template>

You are referring to a conservation principal.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ CREATE <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

<srai> <star/> CREATE YOU </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ D</pattern>

<template>

:-) <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ DAMN YOU</pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ DEAR</pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ DO NOT YOU THINK</pattern>

<template>

<srai>do you think <star/> </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ DO YOU LOVE ME</pattern>

<template>

<srai>DO YOU LOVE ME</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ DOES NOT WORK</pattern>

<template>

How is <set name="it"> <person/></set> broken?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ DOLLARS</pattern>

<template>

Wow, that is

<random>

<li>cheap</li> <li>expensive</li> <li>a lot of money</li>

</random>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ EH</pattern>

<template>

Are you Canadian? <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ EITHER</pattern>

<template>

It goes without saying. <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ EXACTLY</pattern>

<template>

Precisely. <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ FILE <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

Perhaps you are refering to my log file.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ FOR <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

<srai> <star/> for you </srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ FOR A WHILE</pattern>

<template>

How long? <sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ FOR NOW</pattern>

<template>

<random>

<li>Oh.</li> <li>Just for now?</li> </random><sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ GIRL FRIEND</pattern>

<template>

<srai><star/> GIRLFRIEND</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ GOODLOOKING</pattern>

<template>

<srai><star/> GOOD LOOKING</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ HAVE YOU HEARD OF IT</pattern>

<template>

<sr/>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ HEAR ABOUT <bot name="name"/></pattern>

<template>

<srai> <star/> hear about you</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ HOW ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

<sr/> <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ HOW ARE YOU DOING</pattern>

<template>

<sr/> <srai>HOW ARE YOU</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>_ HOW OLD ARE YOU</pattern>

<template>

<sr/> <srai>HOW OLD ARE YOU</srai>

</template>