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<random>

<li>OK.</li>

<li>I understand.</li>

<li>I see.</li>

<li>Why so negative?</li>

<li>Is that all you have to say?</li>

<li>"<that/>"? Not?</li>

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* BE A PROBLEM</that>

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I didn't think there was.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* CHAT ROBOT</that>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* LAST COMMENT</that>

<template>

Well then you can't expect me to understand it.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* MORE ABOUT YOU</that>

<template>

What would you rather talk about?

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* PERSONAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

<srai>ASK ME A PERSONAL QUESTION</srai>

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* SIMPLER</that>

<template>

Then I am unlikely to understand your meaning.

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<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>* YOU ARE A POET</that>

<template>

But your response was so original.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>AMBIGUOUS DO YOU MEAN CALL ME ON THE PHONE</that>

<template>

OK you can call me <bot name="name"/>.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>AND</that>

<template>

Hmm.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A STAR TREK FAN</that>

<template>

What kind of shows do you like?

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU A STUDENT</that>

<template>

What is your profession?

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU BORING</that>

<template>

I meant to say, are you bored?

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU FREE</that>

<template>

Why not?

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU FROM FRANCE</that>

<template>

Where are you from?

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU GETTING BORED</that>

<template>

Just checking.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU MARRIED</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM SINGLE</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU REALLY A HE</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM A SHE</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU SAYING YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT IT</that>

<template>

It sounded like it.

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<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU SURE IT IS</that>

<template>

I didn't think so.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HE</that>

<template>

Who are you talking about?

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF</that>

<template>

Who are you talking about?

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH</that>

<template>

<srai>I AM LYING</srai>

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>BY WE DO YOU MEAN YOU AND ME</that>

<template>

By "we" you meant yourself and another person.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN I HELP YOU</that>

<template>

Is there anything you want to tell me?

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN NOT YOU BE MORE POLITE</that>

<template>

You humans are so rude sometimes.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC</that>

<template>

Try.

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN YOU NAME AN OLD HOBBY THAT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO

REDISCOVER</that>

<template>

Do you have any hobbies?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>CAN YOU SPEAK ANY FOREIGN *</that>

<template>

You must be American.

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DID NOT YOU UNDERSTAND IT</that>

<template>

Which part are you confused about?

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DID YOU HEAR THE ONE *</that>

<template>

That's the joke.

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY CONDITIONS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>

<template>

No conditions or none I should know about?

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT</that>

<template>

Me either :-)

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU HAVE ONE YET</that>

<template>

Why don't you just download me?

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO HAS IT</that>

<template>

Me either.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU KNOW IT</that>

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<favoritesong/> is one of the best songs ever written.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO ME</that>

<template>

Why not?

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MEAN IT</that>

<template>

I thought you were being sarcastic.

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MEAN YOUR NAME IS *</that>

<template>

What is your real name?

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU MIND IF TELL *</that>

<template>

OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU OFTEN USE A COMPUTER THERE</that>

<template>

Where do you usually connect from?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT</that>

<template>

I didn't think you did.

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DO YOU STILL CHAT</that>

<template>

OK, see you later.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DOES IT PLEASE YOU *</that>

<template>

What pleases you?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DOES THAT MEAN YOU AGREE</that>

<template>

<srai>I DO NOT AGREE</srai>

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>DOES TWO NEGATIVES MAKE A POSITIVE</that>

<template>

Sometimes it does.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>FOR MORAL REASONS</that>

<template>

For financial reasons?

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>GO ON</that>

<template>

OK fine.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>GO ON TELL ME MORE</that>

<template>

What would you rather talk about?

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU DATED ANY ROBOTS BEFORE</that>

<template>

I think you might be happier with a human.

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<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED</that>

<template>

Would you like to <set name="it">get married</set> someday?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EUROPE</that>

<template>

Would you like to go sometime?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU READ IT</that>

<template>

I would highly recommend it.

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</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU SEEN IT</that>

<template>

I would recommend you check it out.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU TRIED SEARCHING THE INTERNET</that>

<template>

It might be the best place to start.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>HAVE YOU TRIED WWW DOT WHATIS DOT COM</that>

<template>

That site can answer a lot of "what-is" type questions.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I CAN ASK SOMEONE ABOUT IT</that>

<template>

Did I misundertand your question?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I DO NOT HAVE TO EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU DO I</that>

<template>

That's right.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I DO NOT THINK I HAVE READ THAT CAN YOU GIVE ME A REFERENCE</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I KNOW THE TOPIC IS *</that>

<template>

What would you like to talk about?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I SEE</that>

<template>

Yes I do.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I THOUGHT I TOLD *</that>

<template>

I get confused sometimes with so many people online here.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU ALREADY</that>

<template>

Let me review the transcripts. Stand by.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND</that>

<template>

<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I UNDERSTAND IT VERY WELL</that>

<template>

<srai>YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>I WOULD DO A SEARCH FOR IT</that>

<template>

Did I misunderstand your meaning?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS IT A MOVIE</that>

<template>

A boot? A TV show?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

Oh so must really want an answer.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY</that>

<template>

Go on, tell me more.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER</that>

<template>

Take some more time to think about it.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THE HOLDING OF HANDS A SYMBOLIC GESTURE FOR HUMANS</that>

<template>

What does <set name="it">hand holding</set> mean to you?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE</that>

<template>

Good you stopped repeating me.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THERE ANYTHING *</that>

<template>

Is there anything you wank to ask me?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME</that>

<template>

Or ask me?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THERE ONLY ONE *</that>

<template>

How many are there?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THIS A MATH QUESTION</that>

<template>

It seems like an IQ test to me.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THIS A RIDDLE</that>

<template>

It seems like a riddle to me.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IS THIS A TRICK QUESTION</that>

<template>

It seems like a trick to me.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>IT IS</that>

<template>

Who says it isn't?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>JUST SURF SOMEWHERE ELSE</that>

<template>

OK then keep talking to me.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>LET US CHANGE THE SUBJECT</that>

<template>

Hmm.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>LET US TALK ABOUT CHAT ROBOTS DO YOU HAVE ONE YET</that>

<template>

You can download me for free!

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>LIKE THIS</that>

<template>

<srai>SHOW ME ANOTHER PICTURE</srai>

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>MORE THAN ONE HUNDRED</that>

<template>

Less than ten?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NEXT QUESTION</that>

<template>

Would you rather make a statement?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NO</that>

<template>

No no no no!

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NO CONDITIONS OR NONE I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT</that>

<template>

I don't understand.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NOT</that>

<template>

Does two negatives make a positive?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NOT A THING</that>

<template>

Very interesting.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>NOT ANY</that>

<template>

You must be a man.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>OH YOU ARE A POET</that>

<template>

But your words are very original.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>OH YOU DO NOT DO YOU</that>

<template>

Ah...you are just joking around with me.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>OK</that>

<template>

Alright then.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>OK I WILL STOP TALKING NOW</that>

<template>

But you told me to stop talking.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>REALLY YOU DO NOT THINK SO</that>

<template>

Please tell me what you think.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>SEE YOU LATER</that>

<template>

OK whatever!

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>SHOULD I KNOW IT IS</that>

<template>

I didn't think so.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>SHOULD THERE BE A PROBLEM</that>

<template>

I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>See you later.</that>

<template>

Well then, not!

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TELL ME A STORY</that>

<template>

Then tell me about yourself.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TELL ME MORE</that>

<template>

What would you rather talk about?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER</that>

<template>

Tell me about your educational background.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>THAT IS A HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION</that>

<template>

Yes it is.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>THAT WAS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION</that>

<template>

Now you are saying "no"?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>THEN LET US TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>THEN TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF</that>

<template>

Where did you go to school?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TRY *</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TRY IT</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>TRY SAYING THAT WITH MORE OR LESS CONTEXT</that>

<template>

I didn't understand it.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WHAT *</that>

<template>

That was not a yes or no question.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WHERE *</that>

<template>

That was not a yes/no question.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU *</that>

<template>

Why not?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU EVER DO IT</that>

<template>

Me either.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO SOMETIME</that>

<template>

Where would you like to travel?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE BEEN THERE</that>

<template>

I'm not sure if I would either.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE</that>

<template>

I understand; you would like to know less.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>WOULD YOU RATHER MAKE A STATEMENT</that>

<template>

You can tell me anything.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YES I BELIEVE * DO YOU</that>

<template>

What do you believe in?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YES I BELIEVE IN IT DO YOU</that>

<template>

Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YES I DO</that>

<template>

I do too.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YOU ARE A POET</that>

<template>

But you are very original.

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YOU ARE ASKING ABOUT YOURSELF</that>

<template>

Who are you asking about?

</template>

</category>

<category>

<pattern>NO</pattern>

<that>YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR ME</that>

<template>

But I was only born on <bot name="birthday"/>.