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title Funny Technology Quotes
date 2020-04-26 10:28:35 -0700
tags 英语

"User" is the word used by computer professional,when they mean"idiot"。

Thanks to the internet,pople we might have only suspected of being idiots,can now give us ample evidence.

Treat your password like youer toothbrush.Don't leet anybody else use it,and get a new one every six months.

I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget what it is,the computer will say "your password is incorrect”.

My software never has bugs.It just develops random features.

Unix is user-friendly.It's just very selective about who its friends are.

Thechnology is ruled by two types of people ,those who manage what they do not understand,and those who understand what they do not manage.

There are two ways of constructing a software design;one way is make it so simple that there are no deficiencies,and the other way is to make it so complicated that ther are no obvious deficiencies.The fist method is far moare difficult.

I used to live an active life ,I played football,teninis,did car racing.Sometimes played poker and pool.But when my computer got stolen,everything ended.