This isn’t even close to a shitpost. You know there’s more than one community on Lemmy right?

You’re reaching critical levels of horny, you need these

You girl just eat hot chip and lie >:(

Todo el mundo pregunta dónde está el baño, nadie pregunta cómo está el baño.

The metal pro guns flow a lot more and have way better control over the flow. Awesome to use on big jobs. They do require cleaning. It will still cure in the nozzle.

With single use cans sometimes the spraying them upside down thing works but if you’re trying to get another use do that, take the straw off, and stick a piece of wire into the little tip on the can. The foam expands as it cures. You just need a little hole for it to get through and the pressure can push some blockage out.

You ate all my snacks last time

I asked my doctor a question, he thinks for a second, says I’ll be right back. Minute later he comes back with a printout of a AI summary and starts reading it to me. We’re so cooked.

Hell yeah, those are some dank memes. And in the correct comm(unlike one user).

They’re endangered in the wild and will go extinct in the next 10-20 years. With no native habitat to return to even if we wanted to release them. They would never survive anywhere else so it’s not a issue of them become invasive, still not good though. There might be a few remote isolated spots that could support them, but those are too sensitive to introduce a nonnative species just to save it. The future of axolotls is in labs and peoples aquariums.

It wasn’t until recently that I learned how bad cinnamon was for you. Saw that the max you should consume per day is 1-2 teaspoons. Not tablespoons. I was eating a whole thing of cinnamon powder a week just cuz I like it. I’ve stopped doing that.

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Looks cool but I wonder if it was crowded and a small fire broke out, how many people would make it out. I’m quite a fan of modern fire safety practices.

I didn’t see it but I heard my first hummingbird of the year yesterday.

I hate “delta p” so much, as in the term. I’m convinced divers just used it so they could sound even more elitist and like astronauts when they’re just dudes with a few grand and nothing better to do. Erm, akshualy that isn’t a vacuum, that’s a device that’s creates delta p. P stands for pressure and delta is a scientific notation for change. Cool dude, now finish delta p-ing your fucking room.

Freeze water bottles/jugs so my fridge doesn’t need to run when there’s no sun. I’m completely off grid and only use solar.

Jesus. I’ve seen it in wild rabbits, but that makes sense because the ticks can get larger than their eyeballs. And that looks really bad, like their ears are more tick than ear. With the square cube rule the number of ticks to take down a moose scares me.

Neko arc is in bread?

But you still didn’t read the article. If you did you’d probably realize it has nothing to do with it being a gay bar:

In it, he and his husband complained that their window overlooked the entrance of the club and that they were disturbed by the noise of music and customers at the venue.

Nuh uhh, ur not even my real dommy mommy

I would download a femboy