Had to explain the last month to my wife so she would understand this meme with me.

“WHATS THIS? ITS JESUS FROM THE TOP ROPE!”

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Music, video games, my wife and sons, and a whole shit ton of medications.

Otherwise just keep telling yourself just one more day. Make Saturday YOUR day where you relax as much as possible. Sunday, your one day closer to Saturday. So on and so forth

Wow. Not one mention of my favorite AC knock off.

Go play Shadow of Mordor, or it’s sequel Shadow of War.

Big open maps, lots of AC type stealth and action, lots of collectibles, and finally, the Nemises System. Where you can kill an orc only to have him survive somehow and hunt you down. You die by orc? Well now that orc is even stronger. You die at all? The world advances and random events around the maps resolve with or without you.

Do it right, and you can make your own unique enemies. I like finding bardic orcs because their rhyming is funny

I used to live in Alberta. Deep in the woods, where somehow, white racists asshats thrive. I just thought they were assholes as a kid. Now as an adult I see all the racism directed at me, and my siblings. Church community my ass

Story time!

I went through basic training for the army. They take your phone and give it back for 5-10 minutes as a treat. So first time I get my phone back, I find one single text message from a number I didn’t know. All it said was “hey there sexy”. I replied and found out I was dumped and my now ex had given my number to someone. We started talking after training, she tried to say she was drunk when I replied. Well we figured to give it a try. I thought I could break up with her after a couple weeks. This went on for 6 months. Me giving the relationship another 2 weeks every two weeks. We’ll eventually took her to her senior prom, met her parents, and helped her move in with me a couple months later. It took a couple years but we were happy. Eventually we got married in a short and sweet wedding attended by my nephew and best friend as witnesses, another ex was there and her mom was a priest so they helped with the wedding vows. That was over a decade ago. Still happily married.

I hate that. The absolute worse is when a friend buys me a game for all two weeks of gameplay. Since then, I make sure my friends actually want the game before money is spent

Sadly, it is not the last one. The last one starts AFTER the battle scene you just saw. Bad guy betrayed everyone off screen, the base gets overrun, and somehow only Alice survives. That’s it. That’s all we missed between the two movies. Then it’s right back to Alice survives by herself again

Ooh ooh! Story time!

I have several severe mental illnesses. So of course I’m in therapy. My therapist sends me up to psychiatric help who tells me my cannabis use is ok, but only as long as it is actually helping mental health. My therapist did not like that. She gave me literal DARE propaganda to review. My wife was luckily with me when this happened. The printout was dated back to 2002. I told her that all the information in that packet (several pages) was outdated, factually incorrect, and literally propaganda for the war on drugs. We never went back to her. I spent time without a therapist until I found one that is actually helping me and doesn’t judge me based on one of several medications for my mental health.

Remember kids, your mental health is important

The opening scene is a flashback. Simon states he got outside help to help her escape in the first episode of firefly. The opening scene shows directly that it was a recorded video. Simon clearly states he gave up his entire life to rescue her, meaning that he could only do this trick once to get that deep into the labs. In another episode, Simon uses his doctor training to look at her brain being horrified at what they did to her. And finally, the bad ass fight scene in the bar where river decimated everyone. Simon again makes it clear that the trigger words were given to him by the same people who rescued her.

I rest my case that it is a flashback to showcase the lengths Simon went through to save her.

Is this where we point out the tyranids are fleeing something directly below the galactic plane?

As someone who watches one piece, it’s intimidating but Pluto TV runs it constantly. The show has fillers and recap episodes spread around because the series started in the 90s. Just tune in whenever you have a half hour and watch for a bit. Get lost and without context, find excuses to watch it from the beginning.

I remember getting the soundtrack out of the files and playing it on media player on a continues loop. I remember cleopatra becoming my nemesis constantly, and most of all, I remember the auto workers. I miss those little guys.

Knew a guy like that. We finally convinced him to try horizon zero dawn after I already beat the game. So now it’s on new game plus extremely hard experienced players only pass this point please. He claims that’s how hard he wants it to be. So I let him get stomped on by sentient lawnmower. He complained it was too hard after that.

Did someone say consume everything? All are prey. Especially the ones that fight back.

This book was my favorite as a kid. Wish I still had it.

stealth is optional in this mission

Me:

I have Doom dice. Heavy metal colored like bismuth. I role them when a player has truly fucked up. I gave my nephew my first set of Doom Dice. Black with red numbers made of again,heavy metal. It gives a satisfying thunk that plastic dice can’t provide.

Wait, hold on. Remember the Other games. Don’t preorder. Do NOT preorder.