Best retro porn by years

On this page, we've compiled the top 5 best vintage porn for every decade. For a complete list of all retro movies of a particular year, click the link below each block.

Top 5 best videos from 40s and before

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Soft: Hollywood Burlesque 88% 9027 1:06:41

Soft: Hollywood Burlesque - (1948)

Description and review: Hollywood Burlesque was a pretty good filmed version of a variety show from that time This is the actual show as presented in the late ’40s. Well, there isn’t an audience (the sound of one I heard a few times were probably pre-recorded) present and there were probably a few acts edited out but this seemed to be a show as originally presented before a live gathering of strangers in one theatre room. Anyway, there are strippers and unlike some of the shorts I saw that also had exotic dancers, this one actually had those strippers show their boobs at the end of their performance after just taking off their bra and showing pasties during their act. The comic team in the show do a variation of routines made famous by Abbott & Costello like the comic getting doused with water from a mouth, getting cheated out of money, or getting a busy line when trying to reach a certain number. Those were pretty amusing. Then there were some songs performed by singers and some non sexual dance routines. In summary, this Hollywood Burlesque was a pretty enjoyable film of a show as it was performed back in the day.
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Released: 1948 Country: USA Language: English
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Grandpa's Naughty Old Time (1940's-50's) 82% 92115 1:00:35

Grandpa's Naughty Old Time (1940's-50's) - (1940)

Description and review: Take a trip down memory lane and explore the lost tribal traditions of good old fashioned sex, sex, sex. Discover the lost films of Grandpa as we continue our journey into yesteryear. No tit jobs or tummy tucks here. Just good ole fashioned fuckin!
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Released: 1940 Country: USA Language: English
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[Soft] Forbidden Cinema Volume 4 – Lost Burlesque Classics (1940’s-50’s) 81% 19017 57:46

[Soft] Forbidden Cinema Volume 4 – Lost Burlesque Classics (1940’s-50’s) - (1946)

Description and review: It began with the birth of cinema itself, but by the 1940s amateur erotic productions of beautiful naked models and strippers performing their dances abounded. Blue or stag movies were produced secretly in homes, the film washed in bathtubs, then circulated discreetly, because it was a felony to be caught viewing or posessing them. Several of the shorts in the collection begin with the protective disclaimer “This film is released for art classes and art students and is not intended for public exhibition.” Aslo featured in this collection is rare footage of bulesque queen, actress Sally Rand performing her famous “Bubble Dance.”
– Parisian Nights With Ilona
– Screen Test of Joan Arnold
– Sheree In Her Original Harem Dance Sheree North
– Inga Zarby
– Annette – Naughty, Naughty
– Bonnie Jean Hendre
– Cherry Knight
– Yvonne Marthay
– Marie Voe
– Lana
– Lois in Lingerie Delilah Jones
– Silk Stocking Poses
– Nude Photo Fun
– The Sea Nymph
– How To Hold A Husband
– Backstage in Burlesque
– Honymoon Help Meet
– Sally Rand’s Bubble Dance Sally Rand
– Black Lingerie
– Sarong Dance
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Released: 1946 Country: USA Language: English
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[Soft]: Reel Classics #1 80% 40381 2:46:30

[Soft]: Reel Classics #1 - (1940)

Description and review: Very rare footage of Roberta Pedon, Margaret Middleton, Paula Page, Virginia Bell, Joan Brakeman, Cupcake Cassidy, Nancy Brown, June Palmer and Penny. Completely digitized from the original footage, these vintage models were all blessed with ample, supple all natural breasts which they showcase here for you in traditional cheesecake fashion. Your collection cannot got without this three hour specialty volume!
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Released: 1940 Country: Usa Language: English
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[Soft] Forbidden Cinema Volume 8 – Ultra Rare Blue 79% 24090 1:02:05

[Soft] Forbidden Cinema Volume 8 – Ultra Rare Blue - (1946)

Description and review: It began with the birth of cinema itself, but by the 1940s amateur erotic productions of beautiful naked models and strippers performing their dances abounded. Blue or stag movies were produced secretly in homes, the film washed in bathtubs, then circulated discreetly, because it was a felony to be caught or possessing them. A few of the extremely rate standouts in this collection include Sharon Strips On The Sofa, Flora Disrobes and Ready for Bed.
– Sharon Strips On The Sofa
– Naked At The Lake
– Flower Gate Strip Tease
– Blazes’ Panty Dance
– Long Tall Sally
– Swingin’ Nude
– Greta’s Garters
– Lana’s Legs
– Red Head On The Bed
– Nancy Au Natural
– Irene Undresses
– Tanning By The Pool
– Flora Disrobes
– Delores’ Dressing Table
– Reading Naked
– Carla Cools Off On The Couch
– Hard To Beat
– Up Connie’s Dress
– Ready For Bed
– Smokin’ Hot
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Released: 1946 Country: USA Language: English

Top 5 best videos from 50s

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Linda Roberts Vintage: Scene 2 82% 18859 9:11

Linda Roberts Vintage: Scene 2 - (1950)

Description and review: This Scene begins with a blowjob for a man with a mask. After she has undressed, he fingers her and begins to play with his cock. After a while, he begins to fuck her from the back and to her ass.
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Released: 1950 Country: USA Language: English
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Ozark Sex Fiend / Sexual Freedom in the Ozarks - Historic Erotica #30 81% 21279 52:34

Ozark Sex Fiend / Sexual Freedom in the Ozarks - Historic Erotica #30 - (1950)

Description and review: AKA: Sexual Freedom in the Ozarks, Sensual Freedom in the Ozarks, Freedom in the Ozarks, Free Sex in the Ozarks
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Andrea True, Eric Edwards
Scene 2. Janet Jones, guy
Scene 3. Mary Stuart, Davey Jones
Scene 4. Andrea True, Russ Carlson
Scene 5. Mary Stuart, Eric Edwards
Scene 6. Janet Jones, Davey Jones
Scene 7. Andrea True, Mary Stuart
Scene 8. Andrea True, Mary Stuart, guy
Review:
I saw 8 of Shaun Costello's films theatrically (purely at random) back in the '70s-'80s, but thanks to a video, I've now seen over 50. OZARKS is quite minor but carries his stamp of clever plots/solid improvisation/slapdash production.

Shaun knits it all together by appearing on screen himself, giving newscasts that provide story exposition. A foursome is stranded after a plane crash (the durable movie gimmick of FIVE CAME BACK), and they split into two groups to seek help. (It's as far from the classy Reese Witherspoon production WILD as you can imagine.)

Dr. Maergaret Weed is portrayed by future disco star Andrea True, and though they're stranded and hiking for their lives, there's a handy blanket for True and a young, blond-haired Eric Edwards to hump on, seemingly to keep their spirits up (Reese had to rely on flashbacks for her sexual activity). The other pair hump on their own blanket, unidentified performers including a Black girl named Helen for mixed-combo action.

Banjo music plays as a third couple, farm folk Davey Jones & Mary Stuart have sex on yet a third blanket (too bad Shaun's work predates Product Placement as he could have hooked up with a manufacturer).

A reunited foursome finds the farmhouse with plenty of life-giving water belonging to Jones, and Costello pops up in a dual role-playing the farmhand. The auteur gets to hump True on a 4th blanket, and the farm's location is identified as Sleazy Oaks, Arkansas.

Eric befriends Stuart and tries selling her smog insurance (his job). She's not interested but humps him on another blanket. The Black girl Helen who is Weed's secretary, gets physical with Jones.

Costello is back on the air broadcasting that searchers have not found any trace of the plane (no surprise since this plane-crash movie is far too cheap to show us a plane at all)

The film ends with True and Stuart having a lesbian scene that segues to troilism.

What does it all mean? Basically, this is an exercise of form following function - events like the small-talk dialog are improvised and sexual content is born out of necessity - mixing and matching the available cast (minus any gay sex option, as the fans presumably wouldn't stand for that) in explicit sex mode until about an hour of usable footage has been printed. Edit, release, and repeat, with some slightly different concocted premise for the next masterwork.

It served the maestro well 40 years ago, and unfortunately, porn hasn't advanced much beyond this point, in fact regressing so that most new product more closely resembles the loops Edwards, True and Costello starred in at the beginning of their careers.

I do like Shaun's catchy title which proves great minds think alike. Even before he made this forgettable opus, I concocted a tile that was never used but has a similar ring: LESBO ACTIVITY IN THE ADIRONDACKS. Now that i've gone public with it, I hope someone uses it for a real video - I'll be the first (and last perhaps) kid on my block to buy a copy.
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Released: 1950 Country: USA Language: English
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American Vintage 2 - antique 79% 65859 56:31

American Vintage 2 - antique - (1950)

Description and review: American Vintage 2 is a further look at explicit amateur films made decades ago. These antique films, once known as "Stag" or "Smokers" are what paved the way for the billion dollar porn industry we know today. In this collection, you will see rare footage of sex throughout the centuries.
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Released: 1950 Director: Chris Cramps Country: USA
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Bucky Beaver's Stags Loops And Peeps #009 79% 53325 1:56:48

Bucky Beaver's Stags Loops And Peeps #009 - (1950)

Description and review: We begin with some anonymous early '50s schtuping...
But really get into the swing with color footage of a voluptuous sepia siren searching for her inner self, until two long-haired white boys join the hunt!
Soon, a three-way sexfest - two gals, one guy - is "explained" by funny, funky subtitles...And, after a while, a Madonna-ish dish with golden hair and nicely rounded charms poses in dark hose!
Before long, a pixie-haired, bosomy, beauty-marked brunette, in earrings and nothing else, makes the black & white footage sing!
In color, early '60s footage, a cute, puffy-lipped brunette, shares staggering mammaries... And another cute, though less busty, brunette follows, spread on an orange spread!
Then, as a Bucky Bonus, we get several trailers for such '70's smutfests as Teenage Coeds and The Erotic Director.
Featuring the twin talents of RENE BOND and CAROL (Deep Throat) CONNORS.
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Released: 1950 Country: Usa
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[Soft]: Blue Vanities #115 78% 7539 1:59:10

[Soft]: Blue Vanities #115 - (1950)

Description and review: AKA: Softcore Nudes 115: Burlesque & Nudes '40s & '50s
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Released: 1950 Country: USA Language: English

Top 5 best videos from 60s

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Three Classic German Loops 84% 35473 51:44

Three Classic German Loops - (1960)

Description and review: List of loops:
- Bohrloch Cabaret
- Siam Katzen
- Obsession X
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Released: 1960 Country: Germany Language: German
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[Soft]: Blue Vanities #510 83% 15494 2:00:36

[Soft]: Blue Vanities #510 - (1960)

Description and review: AKA: Softcore Nudes S-510: Solo Nudes, Beavers & Split Beavers 1960'S (All B&W)
Episode Titles and Categories:

Nighty Night (1f, Big Tits, Split Bushy Beaver)
Big Tit Tease (1f, Split Beaver)
Lucy (1f, Split Beaver)
Regina (1f, Split Beaver)
Afternoon Fun (1f, Split Beaver)
Karla (1f, Split Bushy Beaver)
Susan Fletcher (1f, Big Tits, No Beaver)
Carmen (1f, Split Bushy Beaver)
Willie (1f, Split Beaver)
Frieda (1f, Split Beaver)
Donna (1f, Split Beaver)
Charlene (1f, Split Beaver)
Terry (1f, Split Beaver)
Sarah (1f, Split Beaver)
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Released: 1960 Country: USA Language: English
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College Coeds 81% 35844 1:00:13

College Coeds - (1960)

Description and review: Thirty years ago the adult film contained in this package shocked and disgusted even the most jaded porno fans of the time. It's blatant sexuality proved to be so controversial, the producers were forced to change the title to College Coed. Although "Historic Erotica" recently released it to a modern audience with it's original title intact, we have been astounded to find out that even today the subject matter(hint: the lady dressed in black and white is committed to a marriage literally made in heaven) is considered "so shocking), we are unable to print the original title. However, the print itself is uncensored and when you purchase this classic, you will see intact the ultimate sin committed by a young woman and her lover. Is it sacreligious or simply too hot for society to handle? You be the judge!
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Released: 1960 Country: USA Language: English
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Vintage VHS video: Die Hafennutten Von Napoli − Diamant Video #06 80% 35068 14:39

Vintage VHS video: Die Hafennutten Von Napoli − Diamant Video #06 - (1960)

Description and review: The Port Whores Of Napoli
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Released: 1960 Country: Germany Language: German
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Retro 8mm porn: Schwarze Brüste Heisse Lüste − Starlight #1523 80% 26668 19:23

Retro 8mm porn: Schwarze Brüste Heisse Lüste − Starlight #1523 - (1960)

Description and review: Black Boobs, Hot Lust
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Released: 1960 Country: Germany Language: German

Top 5 best videos from the 70s

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Afternoon Delight 10: Shaved Slit 100% 2783 8:00

Afternoon Delight 10: Shaved Slit - (1976)

Description and review: A lush woman dances seductively for her man. She eagerly sucks his penis and writhes as he eats shaved pussy. He orgasms on her hairless slit!
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Released: 1976 Country: USA Language: English
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Blue Film 02: College Playmate Part 2 100% 2978 11:06

Blue Film 02: College Playmate Part 2 - (1974)

Description and review: The camera spies on these college students passionately making love in the shower, but what happens in the bedroom will make your mouth drool with envy. A very special form of Greek love is shown with incredibly sharp close-ups. This is an amazing, exciting film and a must for your collection.
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Released: 1974 Country: USA Language: English
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Blue Film 01: College Playmate Part 1 100% 1448 10:53

Blue Film 01: College Playmate Part 1 - (1974)

Description and review: Two college students searching for kicks take a post-graduate course in sexology. The camera elegantly captures our student in her shower when she unexpectedly receives a phone call from her college mate who wants to come up to study. An innocent study period turns into scenes that leave nothing to the imagination as everything is captured by the camera. In brief, a refreshing and spontaneous film that not only makes you want to go to college but
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Released: 1974 Country: USA Language: English
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Diplomat Film F063: Anal Traum 100% 7279 6:17

Diplomat Film F063: Anal Traum - (1975)

Description and review: This film lodges an appeal to all people being adherents of anal sex. The film is about a casual coming upon between 3 young people, 1 man and 2 girls. The man is looking for suitable photo models, as he is an eager amateur photographer. He runs across the 2 girls in one of the Copenhagen’s parks, starting a chat with them. They agree coming to his photo-studio, in order to take some trial-shots. However, before knowing of it, the 2 girls already start undressing themselves, inviting him to do the same. Everything is now like a dream for him, when the 2 girls take all initiative, and the whole ends with a wild sexorgy, in which he tries them both from in front and from behind. A film absolutely worth to be seen
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Released: 1975 Country: Denmark Language: English
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Blazing Films 07: Stag Show 100% 3401 9:36

Blazing Films 07: Stag Show - (1975)

Description and review: Excited and aroused, the audience watches the sexual acrobatics of a young couple as they perform on stage. Soon the audience joins them and the result is a sizzling orgy that will leave you breathless.
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Released: 1975 Country: USA Language: English

Top 5 best videos from 80s

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Diplomat Film 1039: A Whore’s Diary 95% 6794 6:51

Diplomat Film 1039: A Whore’s Diary - (1980)

Description and review: A prostitute entertains one of her girlfriends with her “private” photo album and some stories about her more perverted customers. Suddenly her stories come to life: Once she was done by 2 horny brothers who stuffed her full of prick! One up the arse the other up her cunt! Another Client had his mouth pissed inl There was also a peeping Tom who wanted to see a lesbian act! Later he fucked her up the arse. Another demanded to be buggered by a fat dildo!
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Released: 1980 Country: Denmark Language: English
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Erotic Fantasies 823: Blonde to Brunette Fusion 94% 5896 10:01

Erotic Fantasies 823: Blonde to Brunette Fusion - (1981)

Description and review: Talk about a melt down, this unemployed nuclear physlcist has his core heated to the red zone when he's visited by two horny brunettes. When these over-reactive nymphs fuse to this blonde stud's neutrons, his stiff glowing core goes to work. The three discover fusion is more than they can compute as he sprays their faces with foam.
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Released: 1981 Country: USA Language: English
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Danish Hard-Core 616: Arsehole Treatment 94% 7262 8:23

Danish Hard-Core 616: Arsehole Treatment - (1983)

Description and review: An attractive nurse prepares a patient for an enema much to the amusement of the guy In the next bed. His amusement turns to lust however when the patient displays a big hard on which nursey begins to obligingly suck. She rings a bell, and another equally nice nurse appears. There follows an orgy of cunt and arse-fucking, which ends up with ‘ Florence Nightingale being screwed in her cunt and anus at the same time. Great anal treatment!
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Released: 1983 Country: Denmark Language: English
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Diplomat Film 1047: Shagging Machine 92% 5776 6:28

Diplomat Film 1047: Shagging Machine - (1981)

Description and review: We dedicate this film to all those who think that they've seen everything in the field of lesbianism - and have never witnessed a shagging machine! The four lewd dikes featured, think it’s the greatest invention since sliced bread - and can’t get enough of its non-stop screwing! In this unique movie you can also see some nice arse-tonguing. It s just a pity that one can’t smell and taste all their hot cunnies - instead of just looking! But one thing’s for sure - you wont want to complain, once you’ve seen it!
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Released: 1981 Country: Denmark Language: English
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Erotic Fantasies 804: Judy’s Three-Way 92% 6577 6:49

Erotic Fantasies 804: Judy’s Three-Way - (1980)

Description and review: Judy and her girlfriend have a hot thing going when in walks her boyfriend. He turns up the heat fucking both girls, shoving his cock in deep. Both girls share him until boiling cock erupts in Judy's mouth. Cum drips from her tongue as she licks it clean.
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Released: 1980 Country: USA Language: English

Top 5 best videos from 90s

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The Cockateer 100% 2282 1:09:03

The Cockateer, Uncensored (1991)

Description and review: AVN 500 Greatest Adult Films. Rand Millstrom, the crime-fighting Cockateer, goes head to head against the evil Felicia Powers, Mistress of the Morally Corrupt - a group determined to subvert the sexual freedoms of the good citizens of Horndog City. Powers' accomplice, the crazed Screwball, has injected Millstrom's colleague, Doc O'Herlihy, with an impotence serum, and plans to dump gallons of the 'dickey mickey' in the city water supply.
Scotty Fox, master director and vigorous comic book reader, has his way with the strips of the fifties and sixties in this WHAM-BAM-BLAST parody, The Cockateer. Complete with flying sequences, villains, heroes and heroines, it's our most ambitious production to date, and destined to be one of the year's biggest hits. 
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Alexis DeVell, Bianca Trump
Scene 2. Mimi Miyagi, Randy West
Scene 3. Alexis DeVell, Buck Adams
Scene 4. Mimi Miyagi
Scene 5. Bianca Trump, Madison
Scene 6. Alexis DeVell, TT Boy
Scene 7. Bianca Trump, Jake Steed
Scene 8. Madison, Buck Adams
Review:
Title rips off Disney's less-than-successful "The Rocketeer" and its source comic book by Dave Stevens, but the actual intellectual theft here by director/cameraman Scotty Fox and untalented screenwriter Cash Markman is the carbon-copy steals from the classic Adam West "Batman" TV series of 25 years prior.
Nonexistent SPFX for Buck Adams flying in his stupid-looking silver costume in the title role, cheap sets, lousy dialog and incompetent overacting by the entire cast somehow won Scotty an industry award.
Between a large number of sex scenes featuring busty femmes Alexis Devell, Madison as the baddie and Bianca Trump, plus a pre-boob job Mimi Miyagi we have the Batman visual steals. Notably imitative is ineptly played Screwball by T.T. Boy in imitation of Cesar Romero's TV Joker, plus henchmen including Jake Steed. Fox even botches minimal fight scenes with the replication of Pop Art "Splat!" comic book effects.
It adds up to embarrassing, relentlessly infantile "Adult" entertainment, with the usual 1990s splitting into two parts with "to be continued" nonending.
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Released: 1991 Director: Scotty Fox Country: Usa Language: English
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Reds 94% 9234 1:17:56

Reds, Full movie (1997)

Description and review: In the future, redheads will rule the world...You won't mind.
It's the far distant future and the world is dominated by beautiful Amazon women...red-headed, red-blooded nymphomaniacs. They are tyrannical but tight. They are stacked Stalinists. They are dictatorial on dick. They are Reds. And they rule.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Meagan Reed, Jonathan Morgan
Scene 2. Brittany Andrews, Chloe, Ruby
Scene 3. Brittany Andrews, TT Boy
Scene 4. Ruby, Kyle Stone
Scene 5. Chloe, Steve Hatcher
Review:
1. Meagan & Jonathan. Titty sucking. BJ/handjob, eating her. Screwing on her back, doggie position. Anal doggie style. Cums on her tits.
2. Ruby, Chloe & Brittany. Titty sucking, eating, fingering using 3 fingers, cops nitestick used as a dildo. Dildo play. Stack'em up eating as they use the dildo for a double screwing. Double vag using dildo's for Chloe.
3. Brittany in a red wig & T.T.Boy. Titty sucking, no hands BJ, safe screwing doggie position, sitting facing camera, on her back. He cums on her tits.
4. Ruby with red hair & black glasses & Kyle Stone. Kissing, takes glasses off. Titty play, eating her out, and fingering her. BJ as she is on her back & bent backwards, BJ/handjob. Screwing on her back as she plays with her clit, doggie position, cums on her ass.
5. Chloe & Steve Hatcher. BJ/handjob. Safe screwing doggie position, on her back, upside down. He cums in her open mouth.
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Released: 1997 Director: Jim Enright Country: Usa Language: English
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Gruppo di famiglia 88% 32743 1:30:07

Gruppo di famiglia, Full (1995)

Description and review: AKA: Dans le Vice, Family Group, The Au-Pair Girl
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Stefania Sartori, Boris Bianco
Scene 2. Suzy Cat, Boris Bianco
Scene 3. Julia Larot, Suzy Cat, Francesco Malcom
Scene 4. Suzy Cat, Eros Cristaldi
Scene 5. Stefania Sartori, Francesco Malcom
Scene 6. Julia Larot, Boris Bianco
Scene 7. Julia Larot, Julia Tchernei, Stefania Sartori, Suzy Cat, Boris Bianco, Eros Cristaldi, Francesco Malcom, Mike Foster,
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Released: 1995 Director: Steve Morelli Country: Italy Language: Italian
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Mosenpower 87% 48126 1:12:28

Mosenpower, Uncut (1990)

Description and review: ALA: Mösen Power
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Biggi Mondi, guy
Scene 2. Karin, Dietmar Z.
Scene 3. Claudia Eckner, Sandra Nova, James Lewis, Rick Shadow
Scene 4. Karin, Mara Bonner, James Lewis, Rick Shadow
Scene 5. Claudia Eckner, Sandra Nova, James Lewis, guy
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Released: 1990 Director: Moli Country: Germany Language: German
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Teenies Extrem 52 (Canai Film) 86% 6142 1:26:46

Teenies Extrem 52 (Canai Film) - (1991)

Description and review: Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Unknown Female
Scene 2. Angi Baletti, Ela Star, Unknown Female, 2 guys, Harry Killer, Willi Montana, Yves Baillat
Scene 3. Unknown Female, guy, Willi Montana
Scene 4. Angi Baletti, Biggi Gibb, Ricarda de Angelo, Mike Bolz, Siggi Enting, Yves Baillat
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Released: 1991 Country: Germany Language: German

Top 5 best videos from 2000s

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A Fallen Angel 83% 11759 1:30:00

A Fallen Angel, Uncut Movie (2000)

Description and review: A fallen angel tells a tale of major Euro fucking in the convent somewhere deep in the wooded areas. They take their sick and disorderly to a nice loving area only to fuck them back into shape. They have revived many people this way. I mean what's a little anal sex, sucking dick, finger fuck or a threesome to do when there are all orgies down and out. This religious regimen is by far the best in the world.
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Judy Flash, Nick Lang
Scene 2. Unknown Female, John Walton
Scene 3. Ketthy Divan, John Lenin, Zoltan Kabai
Scene 4. Fernanda Diaz, Ketthy Divan, Nick Lang
Scene 5. Maria Bellucci, Michel Maros, John Lenin
Scene 6. Fernanda Diaz, Maria Bellucci, Michel Maros, John Walton, Nick Lang
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Released: 2000 Director: Mario Pollak Country: Germany Language: German
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Euro Angels Hardball #1 80% 112747 2:13:06

Euro Angels Hardball #1 - (2000)

Description and review: The first installment of a series that theoretically is supposed to consist of fetish-flavored and anal-oriented feature-length movies, as opposed to the vignette-based Euro Angels series, though in practice, the two frequently overlap. 
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Karli Sweet, Eva Roberts, Nikki Anderson, David Perry, Philippe Soine
Scene 2. Julia Taylor, Nikki Anderson, Clark, Karl Ben, Philippe Soine, Robert Mester, Zoltan
Scene 3. Cristina, Chris Charming, Remigio Zampa
Scene 4. Monica Cameron, David Perry, Philippe Soine
Scene 5. Karli Sweet, Christoph Clark
Scene 6. Eniko, Eva Roberts, Kata Hegely, Christoph Clark, Remigio Zampa, Clark, Karl Ben, Philippe Soine, Robert Mester, Zoltan
Review:
As is sometimes the case, this first edition is arguably the best, with an atmosphere of pervading sleaze aided by a clanking electronic soundtrack, as Christoph depicts the grim, grey views of sexual life on the seedy side of Budapest. A suitably jaded-looking Philippe Soine plays a pimp who spends the whole movie pensively going around the city from one sordid scene to another, where relentless anal sex with submissive girls is standard fare. To avoid repetition, it goes without saying that every scene features gaping, so you may be advised to avoid it if this sort of thing bothers you, though I'd suggest that the mood and strength of action is worth persevering with.

--Nikki Anderson, Annie (?) Eva, Philippe, David-- Philippe is seen lording it over a few of his girls: the divine Nikki Anderson, the gorgeous blonde with a superb body and stunning legs looking awesome in suspender tights; Annie, a curvaceous brunette in some fetish gear; and fragile little Eva Roberts, a pretty brunette slave (whose sole purpose in this scene is to hold Philippe's cigar). Annie has to hold her own ass open so Soine and his assistant David can insert their fingers and a series of increasingly large dildos into her anus. The action progresses with Nikki receiving dildos and then anal sex. Annie supplies A2M, then is ass fucked herself. She is DP by the guys, with Nikki's assistance and a strap-on. Facials for Annie, and Philippe sits back for a smoke and a sadistic laugh at her sperm-splattered visage.

An interlude of views of the city streets and shots following presumably unsuspecting women around.

--Julia Taylor, several guys, Philippe, Nikki-- Now, which credit pertains to prolific red-headed starlet Julia, I am not sure, but here she is seen dancing for Philippe and letting him play with her bum, while he liases with Nikki by telephone. She finds a group of likely lads in an underground station, and brings them back to the hotel room for a gangbang. Nikki merely jerks a few cocks, but Julia does the business. She ends up face-down, ass-up so the group of guys can take turns fucking her exposed ass. She ends up with multiple loads plastering her.

--Christine (?), Chris, Remigio--
Philippe is still seeing flashbacks from the last scene when, in a toilet, he meets to make a payment with shady characters Chris and Remigio. The duo go to play pool but are distracted by a young brunette with big eyes and a sexy body, she's not as pretty as I first thought, but nonetheless, it's remarkable how she copes with the rough anal examination she gets from these two well-endowed guys (I hesitate to call them gentlemen). They open her ass with their fingers, and she makes plenty of noise while they alternate fucking her rectum. They DP and both guys continue to fuck her. To conclude, they shoot on her backside and open anus, and she gives a post-come head. I'm guessing she's Christine - she is in Assman 6, and there's a similar credit there too.

--Monic, Philippe, David--
Philippe again travels cross-town to a rendezvous with David, and another chance to show his mastery of the ladies. This time the recipient of a stiff seeing-to is the very young and lovely Monic (sometimes credited as Noelle, e.g., Euro Angels 6 & 8; as Monica in True Anal Stories 2 & 3), a really pretty and vivacious brunette whose slim legs look great in sheer nylons and impossibly high heels. Perry is instructed to drop his pants and face the wall. No, it's not that kind of movie. Monic is ordered to lick David's ass, and she gives him a BJ too. The men then use fingers and toys to prepare her little bum for a sound shafting. They take turns fucking her, and then it's DP time, including a great shot where they hold her up as both cocks piston into her body while her legs wave in the air. Two loads to the face and some clean-up oral finish off a superb scene.

--Hooded girl, Christoph--
In a style of scene that Christoph has subsequently repeated once too often, he uses a range of sex toys and some advanced anal techniques to dominate a hooded slave girl. Here, after promising on the phone to visit Philippe, he uses dildos, anal balls and his own dick to subjugate this girl, who is subjected to a stream of invective about being his bitch and so forth. After an abortive attempt to insert a stupidly massive dildo, he shoots into her very wide-open anus. We never see the face of the girl, who is instructed to return to her corner, like a little dog, when Christoph leaves.

--Eniko, Kata, Eva, Philippe and most of the other men-- The finale is a massive group romp, with two buxom girls at the centre of attention - curvaceous red/brown haired Eniko, one of Christoph's favourite anal expert partners from numerous Euro Angels, and blonde Kata (who you can also see in Buttman's Anal Show). Kata's in black nylons while Eniko's tights have been ripped at the crotch to allow slave girl Eva to work her fingers into her ass. She simultaneously does this with both girls (nearly fisting, but keeping it US-compliant) before Philippe takes over. The noise level rises as the girls use dildos on their own asses, and then it becomes a merry-go-round of ass fucking, DPs and even three-into-one, interrupted only by the arrival of Christoph. It becomes pretty hard to tell who is who as cock after cock is switched between asses, cunts and mouths. Lots of come flies onto the girls' faces but they keep sucking till it's all done.

--Overall--
As you can tell, the plot element of the feature is so thin as to be virtually transparent, but as for the sex it is absolutely relentless, virtually all anal and very hard to surpass for a movie of this type. Add some fantastic girls (though not all stunningly beautiful) who give some great performances and as I mentioned, a genuinely sleazy, grimy atmosphere and you have a rather fine piece of unabashed hardcore pornography.
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Released: 2000 Director: Christoph Clark Country: Hungary Language: English
3
Ben Dover's Dirty Blondes 80% 60163 2:10:20

Ben Dover's Dirty Blondes, Uncut Movie (2000)

Description and review: Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Ann McCormick, Louise McCormick, Ben Dover, Bob Scott, Pascal White
Scene 2. Kinky, Ben Dover, Bob Scott, Pascal White
Scene 3. Georgette Neale, Ben Dover, Bob Scott, Pascal White
Scene 4. Terri Weymouth, Ben Dover, Bob Scott, Pascal White
Review:
Scene 1
We meet Jade, and after some posing and shots of her underwear, as she climbs a ladder, she informs Ben, Pascal and Bob that she has a surprise. She steps out of a doorway and we see Jamie, her IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER. They're okay looking but have nice bodies. Small tits, narrow waist and flaring hips with nice butts. We watch the two girls clad in tank tops and panties playing in a hot tub. Pascal can't take it anymore and walks to the edge of the tub, dick standing at attention. The sisters show good oral skills as they take turns blowing him. Ben and Bob get their dicks sucked a little then Bob and Pascal fuck these girls like there's no tomorrow. We watch them side by side getting fucked, mish, doggy, CG, etc. Then we see Jamie getting her ass busted mish. Ben tells Jade to lean over and get a closer look as Bob fucks her, Then, Pascal pulls hs dick from Jamie's ass and Jade sucks the slime before sticking it back in her sister's butt. Next, we see Bob fucking Jade's ass doggy, Jamie pulls his dick from her sister's butt twice, sucking it each time then sticking it back in her ass. Next, we see the girls in a 69 position. Jade is getting her butt fucked by Pascal and he pulls his dick outta her ass twice and sticks in Jamie's mouth. Finally, Bob and Pascal cum on Jamie's face. Ben cums in Jade's mouth, then she bends down and spits the cum in her sister's open and waiting mouth...

Scene 2
We meet a very pretty 18-year-old named Rebecca. She's roomies with a girl named Tracy that appeared in Horny Housewives Fantasies 3. Nice body with small, perky tits and a ass and legs that are a sight indeed, Anyway, she does a bullshit striptease and then after Ben and Pascal finger fuck her awhile, we see her on her knees sucking on Ben, Pascal's and Bob's dicks. We watch her bend over the arm of the sofa and Pascal drills her doggy as she sucks Bob. Then we see her lying on the arm, legs high and Bob fucking her so had, she's using her hands to brace herself on the wall behind her or he'll put her skull thru the wall. Then Pascal fucks her RCG, and Bob joins in, and they DPP her. All three guys unload on her face and tits. She sucks each of them some afterward.

Scene 3
We meet a decent-looking girl named Sasha. She has nice big tits, long sapely legs and a killer butt. We watch her lie back on a sofa and finger herself.Then she pulls down Ben's jeans and shows some pretty impressive oral skills, including deepthroat. Pascal enters the room naked and rock hard, He sinks to his knees and eats her bald pussy before climbing up on the sofa, straddling her face and fucking her mouth. She also licks his asshole. When Pascal fucks her doggy, Bob appears from nowhere and sticks his dick in her mouth. The two studs fuck this honey everyway inmaginable. They also DPP and DP her. She sucks Ben off as Pascal bangs her doggy and then he and Bob cum on her face.

Scene 4
We meet Terry, a plump girl with a great attitude. She has fake tits, a few rolls around the middle and a big, jiggly ass. She goes upstairs to change. She returns wearing a teddy, stockings and heels. She's also surprised to see all three guys standing below naked and ready to go. After she shows some so-so oral skill, the guys are all over this girl. After they take turns banging her doggy, RCG, CG and mish, Bob and Pascal DPP her. All three guys explode on her face and tits.

Very good movie. I'm not a fan of DPP's but there's enough raunchy shit in here for everybody.
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Released: 2000 Director: Steve Perry Country: Great Britain Language: English
4
Schoolgirl 1 78% 26123 1:55:53

Schoolgirl 1, Full Uncut (2001)

Description and review: AKA: College Girl, Schoolgirl: the Beginning, Школьница 1 [original Russian]
Scene Breakdowns

Scene 1. Frenchie
Scene 2. Anastasia, Natali, 2 guys
Scene 3. Frenchie, Nikolay Stavrogin
Scene 4. Frenchie, Anton Danilov, guy, Ilya Rybak
Scene 5. Ekaterina Shitova, Olesya Derevko, guy
Scene 6. Olesya Derevko, Viktor Bogatyrev
Scene 7. Christina Faye, Roman Streletskiy, Unknown Male
Scene 8. Margarita, Unknown Female
Scene 9. Margarita, Unknown Female, Ilya Rybak
Scene 10. Frenchie, Vadim Muromtsev
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Released: 2001 Director: Nestor Petrovich Country: Russia Language: Russian
5
Underworld 76% 60674 1:27:15

Underworld, Full movie (2000)

Description and review: Lust Never Dies
MEET HELLS NEWEST ANGEL.
Award winning director Michael Raven (Best Film AVN Awards 2001) weaves a classic tale of lost love, dark desires and endless evil as only Raven can… From a pulse pounding sexual roller coaster ride into the heart of hell to the sex filled dens of the souless… Raven shows a world of sin unlike anything ever imagined, peopled with wild beauties, tireless studs…all captives in a landscape of sheer decadence.
A 2001 "Editor's Pick" Selection
Scene Breakdowns
Scene 1. Jessica Drake, Ryan Conner, Zoe, Evan Stone
Scene 2. Alex Foxe, April Flowers, Bridgette Kerkove, Ian Daniels, John Decker, Cheyne Collins, Skeeter Kerkove
Scene 3. Taylor St. Claire, Lexington Steele
Scene 4. Ava Vincent, Chris Cannon
Scene 5. Asia Carrera, Dillon Day
Review
Based on the classic tale of Orpheus, Underworld tells the tale of Apollo Greenspan, a business tycoon (get it??? GREENSPAN?)who takes his own life. His son, Orpheus, travels via taxi to The Underworld, a hell-bent S & M bar, with the intent of "rescuing" his girlfriend Eurydice, and bringing her back to the world of the living.
However, The Underworld proves a more treacherous place than he had bargained for...
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It seems that Mr. Raven intended for this film to act as a possible breakthrough vehicle from the world of hardcore to the world of, at least low budget "mainstream" films. He fills the screen with as much style and glamor as the small budget allows as well as flashy, music video style editing (a technique which both helps and hurts the film).
Coupled with the facts that it is actually shot on film (I think Super 16mm, NOT 35mm as the box states) by industry cinematographer great Jack Remy, Underworld certainly looks better than 95% of new hardcore. In fact, the cinematography is so good at times that Remy's abilities outshine those of some of the most sought after Hollywood cinematographers of the last few years.
Another truly incredible aspect of this production is the music. A nice mixture of electronic composition and some damn good songs (take special note of the blazer played over the closing credits). It's nice to see a hardcore film with good, ORIGINAL, music.
Here, sadly, is where my praise must stop. Besides the glossy look many portions of this film have, there is a near constant feeling of cheapness about the production. The sets look tacky, especially Pluto's (Herschel Savage's) bedroom(???) set which looks like is was rescued from a dumpster behind a high school auditorium in 1980.
The acting is also far less convincing than I was initially led to believe. Although Dillon Day isn't all that bad in the lead role as Orpheus, the vast majority of the cast barely get by their lines.
Special mention must go to Taylor St. Claire and Asia Carrera, both of whom deliver surprisingly solid performances despite their small roles. Mike Horner and Hershel Savage both deliver fine performances as Apollo and Pluto.
What really kills the film is the over abundance of sex. Out of the film's 87 minute running time, only 36 minutes are dedicated to the genuinely interesting plot, a real shame in light of the truly outstanding pre-credits sequence which involves Horner (Apollo) committing suicide while watching a seemingly possessed porn video.
The scrip and characters are also sorely underdeveloped and leave a lot to be desired narratively.
Raven suffers from an affliction effecting the work of almost all modern directors in the sex industry who try to make intelligent, narrative hardcore films. Unlike veterans such as Chuck Vincent, Gary Graver, Gerard Damiano, or Armand Weston who were able to skillfully create films in which sex was an integral part of the story and effectiveness of the film as a whole, Raven has gone down the rather disappointing path of creating potentially standout narratives but then destroying them by ultimately too long and irrelevant sex scenes.
Case in point is the fact that of the film's five sex scenes, only one (the orgy in The Underworld) is shot with the same feeling and editing style of the rest of the film. In fact, one rather boring coupling even looks like it was shot on DV, instead of film, and really destroys the flow of this rather morbid tale.
Had Raven been sensible enough to fully develop his characters and plot (which would have required another 30 minutes or so of pure story) as well as at least shot the rather nondescript sex scenes with the same visual flare as the rest of the film, he could have had at least a very good film. He did not and the result is simply mediocre.
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Released: 2000 Director: Michael Raven Country: Usa Language: English
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