Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely GI can of pediculous siamang ends
You joyless kit bag of malarial constrictor grounds
You hard-visaged jerrican of unhealthy camelopard hemorrhage
You uglified flagon of unsalutary eider refuse
You plaguesome silique of toxiferous grampus jet
You scarecrowish valise of toxical genet egesta
You beastly calyx of variolous cachalot droppings
You piteous scrotum of diseased shovel-nose remnants
You forbidding sideboard of grubby deer tiger stumps
You awful kilderkin of virulent greylag goose rheum
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