Custom Telegram Bots
Your customers get answers instantly — inside the app they already use. Order updates, support, bookings, payments — all in one chat thread.
Content automation, AI-powered channels, payment integration — I build and ship production Telegram systems.
Your customers get answers instantly — inside the app they already use. Order updates, support, bookings, payments — all in one chat thread.
Full interfaces inside Telegram — product catalogs, booking forms, admin dashboards. No app store, no downloads, no friction.
Content channels that run on autopilot. I set up the sources, the schedule, and the AI — you get a growing audience without daily effort.
Already have a bot? I offer ongoing maintenance and support.
See all services in detailI'm Paweł. Writing code since the early '90s. Spent years leading support teams and building internal tools. Now I build things under my own name.
GlacierPhonk™ is the studio. Everything I ship lives here — the bots, the channels, the automations, the Mini Apps. Built deliberately, with force. Nothing ships that doesn't need to.
The name? Glacier — slow-moving but unstoppable. Phonk — raw, underground, built from scraps and attitude. That's how I work.
I chose Telegram because the development platform is unmatched — the best Bot API in messaging, native payments through Stars, Mini Apps that deliver full web interfaces inside the chat. No app store tax, no algorithm gatekeeping. It’s not the most fashionable choice. It’s the right one.
I built these to solve my own problems. Each one runs in production, handles real users, and proves I can ship yours.
Kitchen inventory bot with receipt scanning via Claude Vision, cooking suggestions, and budget tracking. Telegram Stars payment integration. Three-container microservice architecture.
Job aggregator pulling from multiple WordPress job boards. AI-enriched listings with automated daily publishing to 200+ subscribers.
News aggregator processing 15 RSS sources with AI-powered summaries. Automated daily publishing — plugin updates, core releases, security advisories.
Cross-niche content channel covering automation tooling and workflows. AI-enriched pipeline with automated curation and publishing.
AI-generated original parenting content with 60-day topic tracking to prevent repeats. Daily automated publishing.
No account managers. No handoffs. You talk directly to the person writing your code.
I use open source tools — and I contribute back. Bug fixes, test coverage, type safety improvements. Every PR below was reviewed and merged by project maintainers.
Type-level compile-time tests that catch missing API keys without runtime overhead. Iterated on approach after maintainer feedback.
One-character fix that silently broke bot.on() filter validation for a Bot API 9.4 feature.
Removed 15 type suppressions by solving TypeScript's correlated union limitation. Found a silently dropped parameter.
41 tests covering a previously untested feature. Unit tests for core filtering, integration tests with mocked WP-CLI.
Fixed T | unknown collapsing to unknown. Replaced with discriminated union on the caught field. Also caught a silently swallowed non-Error throw.
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