The House of Commons, 23rd November 2016, Hammond was granted the floor and addressed the speaker as such:

Mr Speaker, it is Autumn.

~Philip Hammond, Chancellor of the Exchequer

Mr Hammond received a multitude of replies to his Autumn statement within the next hour

If it is Autumn, then why are you letting the leaves turn red?

~John McDonnell, Labour MP for Hayes and Harlington

The Labour government’s budget for leaf-painting was too high.

~Philip Hammond, Chancellor of the Exchequer

Well said. Let all the leaves turn red and fall in Autumn!

~George Osborne, Conservative MP for Tatton

George, that’s not what I meant.

~Philip Hammond, Chancellor of the Exchequer

Britain should not have exited the Autumn bloc.

~Tim Farron, Leader of the Liberal Democrats

It is more important for the Scottish people to hold a second Autumn.

~Stewart Hosie, SNP MP for Dundee East

That would be bad.

~Everyone

The decision on whether there is another Autumn is down to the Scottish people.

~Nicola Sturgeon, Leader of the SNP

I agree.

~All members of the Scottish Nationalist Party

If only we could have a proper debate on the principles and rights of holding Autumn for the lower-middle class members of society

~Jeremy Corbyn, Leader of the Opposition

When?

~Philip Hammond, Chancellor of the Exchequer

If only we could have a proper debate on the principles and rights of holding Autumn for the lower-middle class members of society

~Jeremy Corbyn, Leader of the Opposition

Sit down, Jeremy.

~Labour

Sit down, Jeremy.

~Ed Miliband, Labour MP for Doncaster North

Sit down, Jeremy.

~David Cameron, former Conservative MP for Whitney

You’re not much of a show-er are you Jeremy? More of a hider and a listener.

~Tom Watson, Deputy Leader of the Labour Party

Bring back showers.

~Corbyn supporters

“Hammond delivers Autumn Statement”

~FT

“Hammond delivers Autumn Statement after Brexit vote”

~The Guardian

“Gemma Collins puts on a busty display in a figure-hugging black satin dress as she flaunts her Marbella tan on TOWIE night out”

~The Daily Mail

Phil, it is Fall.

~Jack Lew, Secretary of the Treasury

We have fallen.

~64,223,958 Americans of the electorate

Who cares about what you think?

~Kellanne Conway, Republican Campaign Manager

I will be a president for all of Autumn.

~Donald J Trump, President-Elect

Not my Autumn.

~NYC, Los Angeles, Portland, Minneapolis, Knoxville

There is a lot to be positive about Autumn.

~Boris Johnson, Foreign Minister

Autumn is the wake up call our political class badly needs.

~Gisela Stuart, MP for Birmingham Edgbaston

Is Autumn going to be a success or failure?

~British Public

Yes.

~Gisela Stuart, MP for Birmingham Edgbaston

We ought to march on Autumn. Now, what’s good old UKIP up to?

~Nigel Farage, Member of the European Parliament

Help us Nigel!

~The Redundant Party

You called?

~Labour