Blood Lines (Playstation)

 Everyone loves to read about Japan-exclusive Playstation games, but Blood Lines is part of a much rarer breed: PAL-exclusive Playstation games! Despite that, someone at Sony Europe must have had some faith in it, as I remember playing it on a magazine demo disc back at the time. I especially remember the line "LOSING BECOMES YOU!" that one of the characters shouts after winning a round, in an exagerrated posh accent.

 

But after winning a round of what? A combination of tig, and a four corners strap wrestling match. Also, it's set in some kind of dystopian future. How it works is that you and your opponent start in the middle of a small 3D platform stage, at strategic points of which are a bunch of energy field things. These fields start off green (neutral), until the first player touches one. Then, that field changes to be their colour, and they become the active player, so they can touch the others to make them their colour. Turn all except one of the things to your colour to win the match.

 

If you're not the active player, you've got to chase them, and when you catch them, you'll do a wrestling move to them and become the active player yourself. All the while, both players can keep tapping square to shoot little homing projectiles at each other, the effect of which isn't exactly clear, but I think the active player getting hit brings them a tiny amount closer to their opponent, and the passive player getting hit sends them a tiny amount further away.

 

It's an interesting idea to make a gritty sci-fi version of a game most people left behind in primary school, and it kind of pays off? Like, this is a pretty fun game! I imagine, if you could somehow convince someone to play it with you, you'd both have a good time. And, in an even more far-fetched scenario, you might even set up a multi-tap and get three other people to play with you, in the four player party mode. In this mode, there are obviously four characters in play at the same time, and two can be active at any times. THe aim is still to turn all but one of the fields your colour, though. It really seems like this could be a nice bit of chaotic fun if you could get it running with the right group of people. I do wonder if it's ever actually been played with a full cohort outside of the developer's offices, though. 

 

Blood Lines is a fun game! It's decent enough as a solo player and though I can only speak on multiplayer from a theoretical standpoint, like I said: if you've got a group that's willing to try out something a little strange and different, I think you'll get a lot out of it.

The Terminator (Mega CD)

 It might seem a little odd for me to be writing about a game that's a tie-in to an incredibly popular mainstream movie. But there's a few mitigating factors at play here. Firstly, it's a Mega CD game, and almost every Mega CD game can be considered at least a little obscure. Not only that, but it's also a platformer on the Mega CD, and it was released in 1993, and to the magazines of the time, that was an unforgivable crime. Around about 1993-94, even games now considered universally-beloved classics like Gunstar Heroes and Alien Soldier were getting bad reviews for being "just platformers", and to exacerbate this, critics at the time had somehow gotten the idea that the Mega CD was some kind of wonder consoles that would change the very meaning of videogames, giving us hyper-realistic graphics and games that were indistinguishable from playable movies, and anything that fell short of this was lambasted. Except Thunderhawk, for what I'm sure are totally legitimate reasons.

 

The Terminator, then, is "just a platformer", and it's definitely not as good as those Treasure games I mentioned above. But what it does do is utilise the strengths of the Mega CD to create a big, exciting audiovisual experience. I'm not totally sure about this, but I think it's using a deeper colour palette than the stock Mega Drive would normally support, and there's a few subtle bits here and there in the way certain sections scroll and such that probably wouldn't be impossible on a cartridge, but would at least been a bit of a hefty test of skill for the programmers. There's also clips from the movie played between stages, and the very dark lighting and muted colours of the movie really make for a good fit into the very limited FMV capabilities of the Mega CD. I haven't gotten through the entire game (though I have played more than half way), but it seems like none of the clips used contain any spoken dialogue, which is interesting. Even moreso when you reach the Tech-Noir nightclub, where the BGM is a track made up of little samples of the movie's dialogue. "It's just me.. and him. Cyborg. Cyborg. Cy-cy-cybernetic Organism." and so on.

 

The music is a high point in general, with the aforementioned track being a very of-the-time kind of electronic dancy type thing, and a lot of the other stages being backed by some also very early nineties American-style hair metal instrumentals, mixd with a little movie soundtrack epic bombasticity (you can really tell I'm not used to writing a lot about music here, can't you?). The music was clearly an intentional selling point, too, as three of the five big bullet points on the back of the US case mention it. (It's also credited to Tommy Tallarico in the intro, but in the year 2026, what does that even mean anymore?) The back of the Pal box doesn't mention it at all, with a much more standard, flavourless paragraph just describing the game. I do want to mention that the front of the boxes are very different, somehow, though: the PAL cover is simple, but effective. The Terminator logo and the classic portrait of the T-800 on a black background. The US cover is deranged, however: that same portrait, but copied and pasted around a few times, with a different filter on each one in a very silly and cheap-looking manner.

 

As for how the game plays, it's pretty good. You play as Kyle Reese, and the first few stages have you running around post-apocalyptic Los Angeles and Skynet's base, killing lots of evil robots, until you get to the time machine. Then you're in 1980s Los Angeles, killing lots of punks and hair metal fans. It's kind of similar to the movie tie-ins that Acclaim were putting out on SNES and Mega Drive at around the same time: well-animated sprites, enemies that can take a few hits before dying, lots of ladders to go up and down, and a dark colour palette. It's simpler than those games tended to be in good ways, though: you armed only with your standard machine gun and grenades, rather than having a bunch of gimmicky weapons with limited ammo to swtich between, and while the enemies do take a bit of a beating, so do you. Best of all, you pretty much only ever have to make your way in a generally rightwards direction, with exploration beyond that being optional and rewarded with power-ups. No getting lost in vast labyrinthine stages.

 

There's a few very distinct enemy types in each era, with maybe one or two new ones introduced per stage at most, and they all have very learnable behaviour, another thing I consider a big positive. It's satisfying to see a bunch of enemies you're about to fight, you know how to fight them, and then you execute that. Another cool thing is that you get a whole new look after you time travel! In the future, Kyle's in his military-like resistance outfit, with a futuristic machine gun, then after the jump (since nothing can be brought through the portal orb thing), he gets a trenchcoat and rifle, and his grenades are replaced with molotov cocktails. These 1980s weapons still handle exactly like the 2020s ones, but it's still a cool visual touch.

 

I recommend trying out The Terminator, and make sure you do so with the volume up high. It seems almost as if someone at Virgin (presumably Dave Perry) had the idea of using the Mega CD to adapt the movie into a kind of playable concept album, and in my opinion at least, it's an idea that really paid off. I'll assume it wasn't much of a commercial success, though, not only because it's on the Mega CD, but also because it's apparently one of the rarer games on the system nowadays. What a shame. It'll probably never get ny kind of modern pot or rerelease either, for many reasons. So you know what to do.