Comments on: Standards Jokes https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/ Unlucky in Cards Wed, 13 Oct 2004 10:01:21 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0-alpha-61516 By: Scarot Harlot https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-8079 Wed, 13 Oct 2004 10:01:21 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-8079 what?!?!? at least youve proved im not a computer geek, didn’t get even one of those bad jokes

]]> By: MaThIbUs https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-3035 Thu, 25 Mar 2004 20:51:59 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-3035

Why was the decapitated web page invalid?
Because it didn’t have a head.

This one just made my day 🙂

]]> By: Jarek Piórkowski https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-3007 Sat, 20 Mar 2004 16:44:11 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-3007 It’s right there in the CSS:

blockquote {
background: url(dante/left-quote.png) no-repeat top left;
margin: 0;
padding-left: 3em;
padding-right: 3em;
}

BTW, I actually found the jokes funny… Jimmy’s too. Ah well, I knew there was no hope anyway 🙂

]]> By: Ryan https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2978 Wed, 17 Mar 2004 01:47:18 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2978 Your blockquote tag is really nice… what’s the script for it?

]]> By: MaThIbUs https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2952 Sat, 13 Mar 2004 14:50:38 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2952 LOL Jimmy 🙂

]]> By: Jimmy Cerra https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2949 Sat, 13 Mar 2004 11:43:22 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2949 Q: Why couldn’t the html element get a pint to drink?
A: It was missing its ID.

Thank you! Thank you very much. 🙂

]]> By: Becca https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2945 Sat, 13 Mar 2004 01:25:38 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2945 Hmm. I actually got most of these thanks to our internship and web class at PVA. But still, count me as belonging to the “I can’t believe anyone thought this was funny” group. 🙂

]]> By: Elizabeth https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2943 Fri, 12 Mar 2004 22:53:15 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2943 That was incredibly painful to read. chuckg – the jokes were most definitely reminiscent of the Star Wars jokes one finds online. Those hurt too!

]]> By: SarahC https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2936 Fri, 12 Mar 2004 14:08:42 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2936 Oh dear God….

]]> By: das Netzbuch https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2929 Fri, 12 Mar 2004 06:49:13 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2929 […] raquo;Q: Why was the XHTML bird an invalid?
A: Because it wasn’t nested properly.«
Standards Jokes, nur für Insider verständlich

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]]> By: Jeremy https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2928 Fri, 12 Mar 2004 03:58:00 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2928 It was interesting, but I liked it just the same.

]]> By: Randy Walker https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2925 Fri, 12 Mar 2004 00:38:39 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2925 Congratulations, you made me snot all over my breakfast cereal… 🙂

Ewwwwwww…

]]> By: chuckg https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2906 Thu, 11 Mar 2004 20:47:17 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2906 Congratulations, you made me snot all over my breakfast cereal. Not from laughter, but absurdity. It was like reading Star Wars jokes 🙂

]]> By: Dave S. https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2905 Thu, 11 Mar 2004 20:37:20 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2905 Lump me into the latter category. Yikes.

]]> By: LostFocus » Oh-My-God! - The Weblog of Dominik Schwind - Lörrach - v3 https://ma.tt/2004/03/standards-jokes/#comment-2901 Thu, 11 Mar 2004 19:56:57 +0000 http://photomatt.net/2004/03/11/standards-jokes/#comment-2901 […] he first XHTML-jokes I heard so far. They are so incredibly geeky. And they were found by Matt. Q: Why was IE5’s 3-metre wide cell in the insane asylum smaller than IE6&# […]

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