{"id":2450,"date":"2005-12-03T06:47:27","date_gmt":"2005-12-03T12:47:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/photomatt.net\/2005\/12\/03\/landed\/"},"modified":"2005-12-03T06:47:27","modified_gmt":"2005-12-03T12:47:27","slug":"landed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ma.tt\/2005\/12\/landed\/","title":{"rendered":"Landed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Paris has the most confusing airport, although I suppose any airport is confusing if you don&#8217;t speak the language. <a href=\"https:\/\/ma.tt\/2005\/12\/02\/french-phrases\/#comment-34113\">Franck was right<\/a>. I ended up chickening out and taking a taxi, and I&#8217;m not checked in and settled. First order of business: find an adapter for these weird plugs. The weather seems to have cleared up so I&#8217;m going to venture out and explore a bit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Paris has the most confusing airport, although I suppose any airport is confusing if you don&#8217;t speak the language. Franck was right. I ended up chickening out and taking a taxi, and I&#8217;m not checked in and settled. First order of business: find an adapter for these weird plugs. 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