{"id":750,"date":"2003-08-21T22:56:19","date_gmt":"2003-08-22T04:56:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/photomatt.net\/2003\/08\/21\/just-like-mom\/"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T07:00:00","slug":"just-like-mom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ma.tt\/2003\/08\/just-like-mom\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Like Mom"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m a little late, but Evan Goer wrote a characteristically funny post<\/a> and it looks like his mother left a comment<\/a> that had me rolling in laughter, mostly because I could see my mom saying the exact same thing.<\/p>\n

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I followed your link to Chordiant’s home page<\/a>, and I couldn’t figure out exactly what your new company does based on its self-description–other than it involves attractive women looking at computer screens. Still, I have no doubt that you will help them do it better.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I better get to sleep before this storm comes through and knocks me offline again. I have so much posting to do but it’ll have to wait until at least tomorrow. In the mean time oogle some pictures<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m a little late, but Evan Goer wrote a characteristically funny post and it looks like his mother left a comment that had me rolling in laughter, mostly because I could see my mom saying the exact same thing. I followed your link to Chordiant’s home page, and I couldn’t figure out exactly what your … Continue reading Just Like Mom<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"fullscreen","default_image_id":54207,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"parsely":{"version":"1.1.0","canonical_url":"https:\/\/ma.tt\/2003\/08\/just-like-mom\/","smart_links":{"inbound":0,"outbound":0},"traffic_boost_suggestions_count":0,"meta":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@type":"NewsArticle","headline":"Just Like Mom","url":"http:\/\/ma.tt\/2003\/08\/just-like-mom\/","mainEntityOfPage":{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"http:\/\/ma.tt\/2003\/08\/just-like-mom\/"},"thumbnailUrl":"","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","url":""},"articleSection":"Humor","author":[{"@type":"Person","name":"Matt"}],"creator":["Matt"],"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Matt Mullenweg","logo":"http:\/\/ma.tt\/files\/2021\/05\/Photo-on-2020-10-28-at-2.05-PM-1.jpg"},"keywords":[],"dateCreated":"2003-08-22T04:56:19Z","datePublished":"2003-08-22T04:56:19Z","dateModified":"2003-08-22T04:56:19Z"},"rendered":"