<![CDATA[New Instance Coffee]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/favicon.pngNew Instance Coffeehttps://www.newinstancecoffee.com/Ghost 6.22Sat, 21 Mar 2026 07:20:16 GMT60<![CDATA[Bring in '26 with Dawn Python!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/bring-in-26-with-dawn-python/6964119b00863000018eb4e6Sun, 11 Jan 2026 21:29:23 GMT

We're excited to announce that Dawn Python v3.1 has been succesfully canaried and deployed! This sumptuous blend of our favorite beans (['honduran', 'costa rican']) unleashes unparalleled levels of productivity. Fans of Dawn Python report marathon coding sessions spanning days without the help of AI coding assistants and ergonomic keyboards.

Coding while sipping upon this nutty medium roasted coffee with hints of bakers chocolate is guaranteed to bring some class to your API layer; moreover, we know this coffee will go quickly! Hurry, as there's a limited quantity of coffees in our stack. Order before we start throwing IndexError!

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you push 3 or more bags onto the stack, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping and if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

About Dawn Python

Dawn Python is a medium-bodied, medium roasted coffee and boasts a luxurious chocolatey clean essence that envelops your palate, providing a warm, comforting embrace with each sip. We pick up notes of clove and a hint of raisin, too.

We sourced a number of Central American coffees before arriving on a blend combining our two favorites:

  • Washed Costa Rican from Tarrazu
  • Washed Honduran from Marcala

Tasting notes

Expertly roasted to achieve a perfect balance, our blend reveals a crisp profile, reminiscent of a fresh morning in the hum of a data center full of over provisioned GPUs. Delicate notes of clover weave through the taste, introducing a light, floral brightness that lifts the spirit and gets you into the zone to write some PyTests. As the coffee unfolds, a subtle sweetness emerges, akin to the gentle, sun-dried richness of raisins, adding depth and complexity to this captivating cup. Bugs of all kinds, AI hallucinations, and exhausted resources don't stand a chance when you're imbibing this delicious nectar!

Join the Coffee of the Month club!

For coffee enthusiasts, we offer a monthly subscription service, delivering our finest coffees right to your doorstep. Our coffee of the month club is $23 monthly for a 12 oz bag of delicious coffee and includes shipping! For those local to the Bay Area, use coupon code localpickup for more savings – the subscription is only $17/month!

Support New Instance Coffee!

Please support us by signing up for New Instance Coffee – we'll update you when our next batch of wonderfully tasting coffee is available for ordering! Tell your friends, too. After all, they'll start to wonder why your code is so amazing and the coffee you constantly sip smells so divine. We think it makes sense to share the love!

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<![CDATA[Cobra Orb returns!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/cobra-orb-returns/69101839e98dbe000117f943Sun, 09 Nov 2025 04:32:15 GMTOur exquisite Ethiopian coffee blend, Cobra Orb, is back! Cobra Orb returns!

Indulge in a delightful experience with our Cobra Orb Ethiopian coffee blend, expertly crafted to bring out the best of two exceptional beans. Freshly roasted in small batches, Cobra Orb offers a perfect balance of flavors, carefully selected for notes of berries and baker's chocolate. This double homage to originals celebrates Ethiopia, the birthplace of coffee and, if you’re old enough to remember, CORBA, which laid the groundwork for modern distributed computing technologies. 

Each bag is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. Purchase 3 or more bags and shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping. Local pick up is available as well! Use localpickup to unlock.

The Perfect Pair

Cobra Orb features the finest Ethiopian Yirgacheffe and Ethiopian Guji beans from small family owned farms. Both beans are naturally processed, ensuring a rich and complex flavor profile. When you sip on this spectacular blend, you’ll enjoy deep, dark chocolate notes complemented by a tea-like spice. The natural processing brings a touch of sweetness upfront, while the medium to low acidity and fuller body offer a satisfying experience. Each sip is clean, bright, and sweet, featuring baker's chocolate with a hint of strawberry-like fruit note. 

Freshly Roasted, Perfectly Balanced

Roasted in small batches, Cobra Orb ensures freshness and quality in every cup! Taste the meticulous craftsmanship and passion in every sip, and discover why our blend stands out among the rest.

Join the Coffee of the Month club!

For coffee enthusiasts, we offer a monthly subscription service, delivering our finest coffees right to your doorstep. Our coffee of the month club is $23 monthly for a 12 oz delicious bag of coffee and includes shipping! For those local to the Bay Area, use coupon code localpickup to get your monthly subscription for only $17 per month.

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<![CDATA[Dawn Python strikes again!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/dawn-python-strikes-again/68ca25c3b674b4000167e439Wed, 17 Sep 2025 03:23:33 GMT

We're excited to announce that Dawn Python v3.1 has been succesfully canaried and deployed! This sumptuous South American blend unleashes unparalleled levels of productivity. Fans of Dawn Python report marathon coding sessions spanning days without the help of AI coding assistants and ergonomic keyboards.

Coding while sipping upon this nutty medium roasted coffee with hints of bakers chocolate is guaranteed to bring some class to your API layer. We know this coffee will go quickly! Hurry as there's a limited quantity of coffees in our stack. Order before we start throwing IndexError!

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you push 3 or more bags onto the stack, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping and if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

About Dawn Python

Dawn Python is a medium-bodied, medium roasted coffee and boasts a luxurious chocolatey clean essence that envelops your palate, providing a warm, comforting embrace with each sip. We pick up notes of clove and a hint of raisin, too.

Tasting notes

Expertly roasted to achieve a perfect balance, our blend reveals a crisp profile, reminiscent of a fresh morning in the hum of a data center full of over provisioned GPUs. Delicate notes of clover weave through the taste, introducing a light, floral brightness that lifts the spirit and gets you into the zone to write some PyTests. As the coffee unfolds, a subtle sweetness emerges, akin to the gentle, sun-dried richness of raisins, adding depth and complexity to this captivating cup. Bugs of all kinds, AI hallucinations, and exhausted resources don't stand a chance when you're imbibing this delicious nectar!

Join the Coffee of the Month club!

For coffee enthusiasts, we offer a monthly subscription service, delivering our finest coffees right to your doorstep. Our coffee of the month club is $23 monthly for a 12 oz delicious bag of coffee and includes shipping! For those local to the Bay Area, use coupon code localpickup for more savings – $17/month!

Support New Instance Coffee!

Please support us by signing up for the New Instance Coffee newsletter – we'll update you when our next batch of wonderfully tasting coffee is available for ordering! Tell your friends, too. After all, they'll start to wonder why your code is so amazing and the coffee you constantly sip smells so divine. We think it makes sense to share the love!

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<![CDATA[Rust Wrangler v2.01 blend available!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/rust-wrangler-v2-01-blend-available/68abb65b6079e20001acf8f6Mon, 25 Aug 2025 01:21:56 GMT

Introducing Rust Wrangler v2.01 — August's high-performance coffee blend that’s optimized for your daily grind! Crafted with the precision of a compiler and the heart of a seasoned developer, this small-batch beauty is designed to keep you coding at peak efficiency. This blend is balanced for a coffee loving experience; what's more, Rust Wrangler v1 and V2 were huge hits so we've refactored our code slightly for an even more phenomenal cup of Joe!

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you push 3 or more bags onto the stack, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping and if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

Just like Rust, this blend offers both safety and speed. We’ve sourced beans from small farms in Colombia and Costa Rica, delivering rich flavors that are smooth, reliable, and as elegant as well-written code. Whether you’re debugging at dawn or pushing code into the wee hours, Rust Wrangler will compile perfectly with your caffeine needs.

So go ahead, refactor your coffee routine with a cup of Rust Wrangler, because strong coffee and safe code go hand in hand.

Join the Coffee of the Month club!

For coffee enthusiasts, we offer a monthly subscription service, delivering our finest coffees right to your doorstep. Our coffee of the month club is $23 monthly for a 12 oz delicious bag of coffee and includes shipping! For those local to the Bay Area, use coupon code localpickup for more savings – $17/month!

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<![CDATA[Session Bean blend available!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/session-bean-blend-available/6870674fc40d380001213df5Fri, 11 Jul 2025 02:31:26 GMT

The team at New Instance Coffee is excited to announce that our newest creation, Session Bean blend, is in production! No bloated, over-engineered framework here – just clean design and elegant execution: easy-drinking and smooth. Low acidity, with notes of graham cracker and toffee, like a sweet commit that passes review on the first try!

Crafted for developers who’d rather refactor their code than their brewing routine.

Forget EJB-style complexity. This is the Plain Old Java Bean of coffee: no app server required. It's lightweight, stateless, and deployable anywhere — from your French press to your pour-over. The only "session timeout" you'll get is when you realize the pot is empty!

This is a spectacular blend of Colombian and Mexican beans that's sure to please the most discerning of javaphiles. We absolutely love this coffee!

Join the Coffee of the Month club!

For coffee enthusiasts, we offer a monthly subscription service, delivering our finest coffees right to your doorstep. Our coffee of the month club is $23 monthly for a 12 oz delicious bag of coffee and includes shipping! For those local to the Bay Area, use coupon code localpickup to get your monthly subscription for only $17 per month.

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<![CDATA[Cobra Orb strikes again]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/cobra-orb-strikes-again/67df6bcae6264d00019a1c59Sun, 23 Mar 2025 02:20:09 GMTOur exquisite Ethiopian coffee blend, Cobra Orb, is back! Cobra Orb strikes again

Indulge in a delightful experience with our Cobra Orb Ethiopian coffee blend, expertly crafted to bring out the best of two exceptional beans. Freshly roasted in small batches, Cobra Orb offers a perfect balance of flavors, carefully selected for notes of berries and baker's chocolate. This double homage to originals celebrates Ethiopia, the birthplace of coffee and, if you’re old enough to remember, CORBA, which laid the groundwork for modern distributed computing technologies. 

Each bag is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. Purchase 3 or more bags and shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping. Local pick up is available as well! Use localpickup to unlock.

The Perfect Pair

Cobra Orb features the finest Ethiopian Yirgacheffe and Ethiopian Guji beans from small family owned farms. Both beans are naturally processed, ensuring a rich and complex flavor profile. When you sip on this spectacular blend, you’ll enjoy deep, dark chocolate notes complemented by a tea-like spice. The natural processing brings a touch of sweetness upfront, while the medium to low acidity and fuller body offer a satisfying experience. Each sip is clean, bright, and sweet, featuring baker's chocolate with a hint of strawberry-like fruit note. 

Freshly Roasted, Perfectly Balanced

Roasted in small batches, Cobra Orb ensures freshness and quality in every cup! Taste the meticulous craftsmanship and passion in every sip, and discover why our blend stands out among the rest.

Join the Coffee of the Month club!

For coffee enthusiasts, we offer a monthly subscription service, delivering our finest coffees right to your doorstep. Our coffee of the month club is $23 monthly for a 12 oz delicious bag of coffee and includes shipping! For those local to the Bay Area, use coupon code localpickup to get your monthly subscription for only $17 per month.

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<![CDATA[Bring on the Dawn Python!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/bring-on-the-dawn-python-2/67b1350589a9f900013780a6Sun, 16 Feb 2025 01:04:45 GMT

We're excited to announce that Dawn Python v3 has been succesfully canaried and deployed! This sumptuous blend of three of our favorite beans (['honduran', 'costa rican', 'colombian']) unleashes unparalleled levels of productivity. Fans of Dawn Python report marathon coding sessions spanning days without the help of AI coding assistants and ergonomic keyboards.

Coding while sipping upon this nutty medium roasted coffee with hints of bakers chocolate is guaranteed to bring some class to your API layer; moreover, we know this coffee will go quickly! Hurry as there's a limited quantity of coffees in our stack. Order before we start throwing IndexError!

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you push 3 or more bags onto the stack, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping and if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

About Dawn Python

Dawn Python is a medium-bodied, medium roasted coffee and boasts a luxurious chocolatey clean essence that envelops your palate, providing a warm, comforting embrace with each sip. We pick up notes of clove and a hint of raisin, too.

We sourced a number of South American coffees before arriving on a blend combining our three favorites:

  • Washed Colombian from Medellin
  • Washed Costa Rican from Tarrazu
  • Washed Honduran from Marcala

Tasting notes

Expertly roasted to achieve a perfect balance, our blend reveals a crisp profile, reminiscent of a fresh morning in the hum of a data center full of over provisioned GPUs. Delicate notes of clover weave through the taste, introducing a light, floral brightness that lifts the spirit and gets you into the zone to write some PyTests. As the coffee unfolds, a subtle sweetness emerges, akin to the gentle, sun-dried richness of raisins, adding depth and complexity to this captivating cup. Bugs of all kinds, AI hallucinations, and exhausted resources don't stand a chance when you're imbibing this delicious nectar!

Join the Coffee of the Month club!

For coffee enthusiasts, we offer a monthly subscription service, delivering our finest coffees right to your doorstep. Our coffee of the month club is $23 monthly for a 12 oz delicious bag of coffee and includes shipping! For those local to the Bay Area, use coupon code localpickup for more savings – $17/month!

Support New Instance Coffee!

Please support us by signing up for New Instance Coffee – we'll update you when our next batch of wonderfully tasting coffee is available for ordering! Tell your friends, too. After all, they'll start to wonder why your code is so amazing and the coffee you constantly sip smells so divine. We think it makes sense to share the love!

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<![CDATA[Rust Wrangler v2 blend available!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/rust-wrangler-blend-available-v2/6795549c86c68f0001c430aeSun, 26 Jan 2025 03:32:58 GMT

Introducing Rust Wrangler v2 — January's high-performance coffee blend that’s optimized for your daily grind! Crafted with the precision of a compiler and the heart of a seasoned developer, this small-batch beauty is designed to keep you coding at peak efficiency. This blend is balanced for a coffee loving experience; what's more, Rust Wrangler v1 was a huge hit last September so we've refactored our code slightly for an even more phenomenal cup of Joe!

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you push 3 or more bags onto the stack, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping and if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

Just like Rust, this blend offers both safety and speed. We’ve sourced beans from small farms in Colombia and Costa Rica, delivering rich flavors that are smooth, reliable, and as elegant as well-written code. Whether you’re debugging at dawn or pushing code into the wee hours, Rust Wrangler will compile perfectly with your caffeine needs.

So go ahead, refactor your coffee routine with a cup of Rust Wrangler, because strong coffee and safe code go hand in hand.

Join the Coffee of the Month club!

For coffee enthusiasts, we offer a monthly subscription service, delivering our finest coffees right to your doorstep. Our coffee of the month club is $23 monthly for a 12 oz delicious bag of coffee and includes shipping! For those local to the Bay Area, use coupon code localpickup for more savings – $17/month!

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<![CDATA[GuruScript is for the Holidays!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/guruscript-is-for-the-holidays/676b55833a35550001475c3cWed, 25 Dec 2024 00:54:40 GMT

New Instance Coffee is excited to announce that GuruScript is back in production! This is a spectacular blend of beans, spanning the coffee growing globe: Brazil, Indonesia, and Ethiopia. While JavaScript was created in 10 days, this work of art blend was fashioned over many months of user acceptance testing. We absolutely love this coffee!

Normally, cheering up a JavaScript developer for the holidays requires you Console them, but with the creation of GuruScript, debugging now becomes a thing of the past! No more NaN errors or promises without callbacks. With GuruScript on your side, bugs don't stand a chance; moreover, happiness is secured, you'll finally understand this, and use semicolons properly.

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. Purchase 3 or more bags for shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping. Also, if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

Scoping variables might be tricky in JavaScript, but GuruScript is a straightforwardly amazing coffee. No tricks and all treats. A warm cup of GuruScript will have you so laser focused on cranking out code, they'll call you a Web 4.0 developer!

About GuruScript

This espresso blend is a harmonious amalgamation of beans from Ethiopia, Indonesia, and Brazil, each contributing to a rich tapestry of flavors that culminate in a truly exceptional coffee experience. The beans from the Guji zone of Ethiopia provide a blueberry fruitiness. The Javanese beans, hailing from the volcanic soils of Indonesia, offer a deep, earthy base with hints of smooth chocolate and a whisper of smoky undertones, providing a robust foundation for this blend. The Brazilian beans, sourced from the highlands, bring a nutty, slightly sweet profile with notes of caramel and cocoa, perfectly rounding out the blend. 

We sourced a number of global coffees before arriving on a blend combining our four favorites:

  • Natural Brazilian from Cerrado
  • Natural Ethiopian from Guji
  • Semi-washed Indonesian from Mandheling

We roasted in batches by origin and then blended them into GuruScript. The exact proportions of each roast are a big secret. We most certainly obfuscate everything before deployment.

Tasting notes

This espresso blend has a full-bodied texture, a testament to the high-quality beans and the precision in their roasting. Upon the first sip, you're greeted with the smooth, chocolatey base of the Javanese beans, which then unfolds into a blueberry sweetness through the Ethiopian beans; while the finish is sweet and slightly nutty, thanks to the Brazilian contribution, leaving a delightful aftertaste that lingers, inviting another sip. 

This blend is not just a coffee; it's an invitation to journey through the coffee-growing regions of the world, experiencing the unique contributions of each through the lens of a meticulously crafted roast. Plus, it'll ensure you remain a 10x Developer.

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<![CDATA[Blockchain Mane blend available!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/blockchain-mane-blend-available/6739482dcf5aa50001eee700Sun, 17 Nov 2024 01:58:54 GMT

Unlock your morning crypto routine with Blockchain Mane

Welcome to the decentralized revolution of flavor! Meet Blockchain Mane, the latest blend from New Instance Coffee, created with innovation and flavor at its heart and here to disrupt your cup of joe. Inspired by the decentralization and interconnection of blockchain technology, this blend brings together two powerhouse origins — El Salvador and Ethiopia — to create a cup that’s as seamless and balanced as your best-coded lines.

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you add 3 or more bags, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping and if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

Proof of Origin: the blend

Blockchain Mane is a true proof-of-work masterpiece, combining El Salvadorian beans with their rich, chocolatey stability and Ethiopian beans bursting with bold berry vibrance. These beans are ethically sourced from small farms — our validators in the supply chain — ensuring every sip aligns with your values.

Flavor smart contract

  • Flavor Notes: Berries and chocolate
  • Gas Fees aka Acidity: Low, for a smooth, approachable experience
  • Aroma: Fruity and inviting, perfect for mornings or an afternoon pick-me-up

Blockchain Mane is the ideal companion for your code sprints, meetings, or when you’re diving into a late-night debugging session. Its all-day drinkability ensures your focus stays sharp and your taste buds delighted, without overwhelming your palate.

Why Blockchain Mane?

At New Instance Coffee, we believe great coffee fuels great ideas. Blockchain Mane is designed for developers, creators, and innovators who demand exceptional flavor with every sip. Whether you’re solving complex algorithms or brainstorming the next big app, this coffee will keep you grounded while you dream big.

Limited supply alert

Like a limited-edition NFT drop, Blockchain Mane is only available for a short time. Freshly roasted in small batches, it’s best enjoyed at its peak, so subscribe now and be one of the first to taste this bold new blend.

Try Blockchain Mane Today. Your next groundbreaking idea deserves a coffee that’s just as revolutionary. Available now at New Instance Coffee!

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<![CDATA[The gift that keeps on giving!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving/67283a35ee6aaa0001d2417fMon, 04 Nov 2024 03:36:36 GMT

Give the Gift of Freshness: a coffee subscription that pleases developer caffeine cravings

For many of us, coffee isn't just a beverage—it's a ritual, a boost, a comfort, and a companion through long workdays. And if there’s one thing we can agree on, it’s that fresh coffee just tastes better. Imagine opening a package to find the most vibrant, just-roasted beans from around the world, each month bringing a new adventure for your taste buds. That’s the experience we’ve crafted with New Instance Coffee’s Coffee of the Month subscription, designed especially for those who live, breathe, and craft elite code.

New Instance Coffee of the month is simple! It's $23/month (shipping included) or $17 for local pickup (use coupon code localpickup). During the order process, you can also specify how many months to give! We'll ship for as many months as you'd like!

Why a coffee subscription?

Gift freshness like never before
It’s hard to overstate the difference freshness makes. When coffee is roasted in small batches and delivered shortly after, the flavors are fuller, richer, and unmistakably fresh. Our customers often tell us it’s the best coffee they've ever had, with each sip capturing the complexity of beans sourced from premier coffee regions worldwide.

Perfect for home or office and its hybrid friendly!
Our monthly subscription is ideal for keeping home or office coffee stations stocked with something new, elevating break times with premium, artisan-grade coffee. And for the developers in your life, it’s the gift that keeps giving—showing up month after month with the familiar warmth of something thoughtful and indulgent.

What you’re giving

With a subscription to New Instance Coffee, you’re giving more than coffee; you’re giving the gift of exploration! Each month, recipients receive:

  • Freshly roasted, small-batch beans: Our beans are roasted in small batches just days before shipping, ensuring peak freshness with each delivery.
  • Globally sourced beans: We partner with coffee farms worldwide, spotlighting unique regions and profiles to add variety and depth.

Perfect for all occasions

Whether it's the holidays, a work anniversary, a birthday, or even a welcome-back-to-the-office gift, our Coffee of the Month subscription fits the bill. It’s ideal for anyone who could use a fresh pick-me-up—and let’s be real, who couldn’t?

Give the gift of New Instance Coffee

Take the guesswork out of gift-giving. With a New Instance Coffee subscription, each month brings a new world of flavor directly to their doorstep. It’s simple, convenient, and unforgettable—just like a great cup of coffee should be.

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<![CDATA[Segfault Sumatra blend available!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/segfault-sumatra-blend-available/67157c0d21e70200016134dbSun, 20 Oct 2024 22:20:48 GMT

At New Instance Coffee, we love bringing together flavors from around the world creating blends that surprise and delight. Our newest coffee blend is an exploration of the deep, rich profiles that emerge when you combine two iconic coffee regions: Sumatra and India. The result is an intensely rich chocolatey coffee that imparts the power to read core dumps and save the day!

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you add 3 or more bags, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping and if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

Earthy, Spicy, and Unforgettable

Segfault Sumatra brings the best of both worlds without attempting to access nonexistent memory addresses. From Sumatra, we’ve selected beans that offer that classic earthy, full-bodied character — with notes of dark chocolate, cedar, and a subtle herbal finish. From India, we’ve sourced beans grown in the shade of lush forests, adding layers of spice and hints of cardamom and black pepper. Together, these beans create a brew that’s bold yet nuanced, perfect for those who love their coffee with depth and a touch of mystery.

Whether you prefer your coffee black or with a splash of milk, Segfault Sumatra brings a smooth, satisfying experience to your cup. The low acidity means it’s gentle on the palate, while the spice and depth make it exciting enough to stand out from the usual morning routine. Imagine sipping this blend while the world slowly wakes up around you — it’s coffee that grounds you while awakening your senses.

Limited Release, Small Batch

As always, we’re committed to sourcing our beans from small farms and roasting in small batches to ensure the freshest experience. Segfault Sumatra is a limited release, so be sure to grab a bag while it lasts! We think it’s the perfect companion for the cooler months ahead, with flavors that remind us of cozy mornings and adventurous afternoons.

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<![CDATA[Rust Wrangler blend available!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/rust-wrangler-blend-available/66f0d4bd32f7190001ff966aMon, 23 Sep 2024 02:53:03 GMT

Introducing Rust Wrangler — our latest, high-performance coffee blend that’s optimized for your daily grind! Crafted with the precision of a compiler and the heart of a seasoned developer, this small-batch beauty is designed to keep you coding at peak efficiency.

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you push 3 or more bags onto the stack, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping and if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

Just like Rust, this blend offers both safety and speed. We’ve sourced beans from small farms in Colombia and Costa Rica, delivering rich flavors that are smooth, reliable, and as elegant as well-written code. Whether you’re debugging at dawn or pushing code into the wee hours, Rust Wrangler will compile perfectly with your caffeine needs.

So go ahead, refactor your coffee routine with a cup of Rust Wrangler, because strong coffee and safe code go hand in hand.

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<![CDATA[Developer approved coffee, monthly!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/monthly-coffee-2/66e212a85a99fd000110d724Wed, 18 Sep 2024 16:27:12 GMT

Level Up Your Code with Freshly Roasted, Developer Approved Coffee

If you’ve ever thought coffee was your secret coding fuel, you're about to find your next power-up. The New Instance coffee of the month club is designed specifically for elite programmers who live, breathe, and code by the cup. Our small-batch, freshly roasted beans are crafted to make you a 10x programmer. Each blend helps you focus, think sharper, and debug with laser-like precision. Our coffee works for managers too, enabling a clear focus to understand jargon and smile more often.

Why is New Instance coffee so amazing? Glad you asked!

  • Freshly Roasted, Amazing Coffee: Every batch is roasted just before it ships, ensuring you get the freshest brew to start your day right. Our coffee can also power you through a late-night debugging session.
  • Small Batch Perfection: We roast in small batches, ensuring quality and consistency in every bag.
  • $23/month (shipping included) or $17 for local pickup: Premium coffee doesn’t need to break the bank.
  • Caffeine that Codes: Our blends aren't just delicious, they’re crafted to complement the 10x lifestyle - whether you’re building web apps, breaking down algorithms, or watching AI do what you were paid to do 10+ years ago.

And here's the best part: New Instance Coffee has no flashy ads or annoying pop-ups. It’s all word-of-mouth. Good coffee sells itself. If you’re ready to level up your coding game and support small, handcrafted batches of coffee, sign up for your monthly subscription today!

Your code deserves better coffee. You do too.

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<![CDATA[Right on Dawn Python!]]>https://www.newinstancecoffee.com/right-on-dawn-python/66c7eca0fa2d21000178703eFri, 23 Aug 2024 02:43:15 GMT

Python is (100001.1)2 years old this month and what better way to celebrate the language of our AI overlords than to release Dawn Python v3! This lavish blend of three South American coffees (['honduran', 'costa rican', 'colombian']) unleashes new levels of productivity. Fans of Dawn Python report marathon coding sessions spanning days.

Coding while sipping upon this nutty with hints of bakers chocolate medium roasted coffee is guaranteed to bring some class to your inference layer; moreover, we know this coffee will go quickly! Hurry as there's a limited quantity of coffees in our stack. Order before we start throwing IndexError!

Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you push 3 or more bags onto the stack, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping and if you are local to the San Jose, CA area, use the localpickup coupon code to save on shipping.

About Dawn Python

Dawn Python is a medium-bodied, medium roasted coffee and boasts a luxurious chocolatey essence that envelops your palate, providing a warm, comforting embrace with each sip. We pick up notes of clove and a hint of raisin, too.

We sourced a number of South American coffees before arriving on a blend combining our three favorites:

  • Washed Colombian from Medellin
  • Washed Costa Rican from Tarrazu
  • Washed Honduran from Marcala

Tasting notes

Expertly roasted to achieve a perfect balance, our blend reveals a crisp profile, reminiscent of a fresh morning in the hum of a data center full of over provisioned GPUs. Delicate notes of clover weave through the taste, introducing a light, floral brightness that lifts the spirit and gets you into the zone to write some PyTests. As the coffee unfolds, a subtle sweetness emerges, akin to the gentle, sun-dried richness of raisins, adding depth and complexity to this captivating cup. Bugs of all kinds, AI hallucinations, and exhausted resources don't stand a chance when you're imbibing this delicious nectar!

Support New Instance Coffee!

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