We work on the weird ones.🌲🔭🎸

Something eating up your time?

We work on

Supply Chain
Data & Strategy
Food Security
Pattern Finding

Starting at $20 for a video response. Scales with the work. Terms apply.

Submit

Describe your problem. We'll agree on scope and fee — starting at $20.

We Scope It

Quick back-and-forth. What's the real problem? What format fits? What's fair?

We Dig In

Research, analysis, pattern recognition across domains. We work it until something clicks.

You Get the Video

An unlisted YouTube response — you on camera working through it. Yours to keep. May or may not publish.

We Go Deeper

If it's a fit, we'll propose next steps — from a follow-up session to a full contracted engagement.

Interactive models of the systems FogSift maps and fixes. Pick an industry, tap any node.

Representative examples of the kinds of problems the queue is built for. Names anonymized.

Operations

"Our inventory counts never match."

Two systems were rounding differently. Align the rules, fix the feed, move on.

Outcome: Diagnosis + fix

Technical

"Our app crashes every Tuesday."

Weekly cron job collided with peak traffic. Move it to 3 AM and the problem disappears.

Outcome: Root cause + fix

Strategy

"Build it or buy it?"

Mapped hidden costs and timing risk. Recommendation: buy now, migrate later.

Outcome: Decision framework

Marketing

"Signups stalled."

Walked the funnel live. Fixed the top three friction points during the session.

Outcome: Funnel fixes + roadmap

Could be you.

Open Position · Mission-Aligned

We're looking for field researchers, data scientists, engineers, farmers, policy people, and anyone serious about food security and supply chain problems. If the mission resonates, we want to hear from you.

Christopher Tavolazzi

Christopher Tavolazzi

Founder · Engineer · Researcher

Self-taught software developer and engineering-adjacent problem solver, now AI-supported by frontier models and custom LLM systems built over years. Has worked supply chain and operations consulting at the C-Suite level for major tech companies you've heard of — and some you haven't.

Former realtor, frontman singer (3 continents), brewery tour guide, journalist, author, Eagle Scout. Lived in a van across 30+ contiguous states. Now teaching faceless YouTube monetization and building toward a food security mission: making fresh, healthy, affordable food accessible to everyone — starting with the people who have the least access to it.

"We spent six months treating symptoms before FogSift traced the problem to its source. One conversation changed our entire approach."

Operations Director Manufacturing Company

"Clear, direct, no fluff. Christopher asked the questions we should have been asking ourselves. Worth every dollar."

Founder & CEO Tech Startup

"The diagnostic process revealed three bottlenecks we'd been ignoring for years. Fixed them in a month."

VP of Strategy Professional Services Firm

"I didn't think a single session could do this much. The write-up alone was worth ten times the price."

Small Business Owner Retail & E-commerce
15+ Client
Engagements
100% Satisfaction
Rate
8+ Industries
Served

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The Big Work

Negotiable

Supply chain engineering. Data collection, modeling, and interpretation. Food security strategy. Robotics and hardware prototyping (concept-stage). Long-horizon research and prediction. If it's complex and worth doing, let's talk.

Engineering-adjacent work. Self-taught + AI-supported. Limited by licensure on formal engineering sign-off, but we can do a lot — and we know people for the rest. Confidential. Custom deliverables.

Start the Conversation
"What if you can't solve it?"

You still get the video and a sharper version of the problem — which is often more valuable than a rushed answer. Referrals and next steps included.

"My problem is really big. Is that okay?"

Honestly, those are the most interesting ones. Big problems get scoped into phases. We agree on what one session can meaningfully move before you pay anything.

"Why $20 as the starting price?"

It makes the format real — a video takes production time. Bigger scope costs more. The $20 is for a YouTube video response. Everything above that we agree on explicitly.

"Will my video be published?"

It defaults to unlisted — your video, your call. If it's good and you're okay with it, I may ask to publish it on the FogSift channel. No surprises.

"What kinds of problems do you actually take?"

Supply chain, operations, code, robotics, real estate, creative strategy, research, environmental data, career pivots. The list is genuinely long. If you're unsure, just ask.

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Johnny Autoseed

Soil and Circuits · Next-Gen Food Security

A long-term project investigating robotic food production, ecological data collection, and the question: what if robots could grow food in your backyard? Documented openly on YouTube.

Johnny Autoseed — Soil and Circuits: Investigating next-gen food security. Mobile ALOHA and FarmBot research.
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