Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-6810 (?)
- SCP-6810 is a male human-like entity, believed to be the Greek god Dionysus, who possesses reality-bending abilities and can teleport across Europe. He typically attends late-night social events, consuming alcohol and dancing, but if provoked, he can cause severe harm to people, including making them dismember each other, disfiguring their bodies into animal shapes, or causing long-term mental illness. If he has a sexual encounter with a civilian and a pregnancy occurs, the resulting fetus, which also shows anomalous properties, is aborted to prevent the birth of another reality-warping entity. Containment involves monitoring night clubs and concerts for his presence, observing him from a distance, and administering memory-wiping drugs to affected civilians, with lethal force authorized if he threatens global reality. He is also worshipped by a group called the "Cult of Dionysus," which he occasionally visits.
- Hamburger University (?)
- Hamburger University is a global training facility established by McDonald's Corporation in 1961, located at its headquarters in Chicago, Illinois. It serves as a corporate university offering courses in restaurant operations, leadership skills, and customer service to high-potential managers, mid-managers, and owner-operators. The university aims to be a cultural hub for continuous education, with over 5,000 students attending annually and more than 275,000 graduates receiving a "Hamburgerology" degree. It also has eight additional campuses worldwide.