A terrible all-inclusive package holiday advert for the first 85 mins, an emotional convergence steeped in melancholy and despair for the final 5 mins.

such a heartwarming bond between Gosling and rock boy, to the point of sexual tension. Should’ve been rated R for Rock.

All major world religions have been real quiet since this dropped 🤔

Unsure what actually happened in this movie and very unsure as to why this got such critical acclaim. Boring! But seeing Benedict's Cumbersnatch for half a second was well worth the 2+ hours.