Topic: Minitwitter #44
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE posted 5 months ago #130,553
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`. )----'Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,400,231
Always keep your real ones nearby. 🔥Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,400,234
Current status.Woke Erik !RP/WfXXeAI, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,400,275
Anonymous D, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,400,295
@1,400,231 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Sorry, but as a certified appraiser with the Benevolent Grader Society of the City of London, L5-numismatist professional, those coins are inauthentic modern facsimiles.
If you have a receipt, it's advised you contact your local weights & measures to report this.
Sorry, but as a certified appraiser with the Benevolent Grader Society of the City of London, L5-numismatist professional, those coins are inauthentic modern facsimiles.
If you have a receipt, it's advised you contact your local weights & measures to report this.
Lady D !Pool..v42s, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,400,487
Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,400,966
Going to bed early on a Saturday night. Fucking based.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,738
Sometimes I've just gotta take a moment to admire the collection, you know? 😌Anonymous G, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,742
Faggots lol
Tired Erik !saAqdaazn2, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,766
I was at Wembley tonight to see England beat Serbia. I was a guest in a private box owned by a client.Anonymous H, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,774
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,780
@previous (H)
I actually do have a few! I keep them in a folder.
That said, anon, if you collected ancient coins you'd know that certificates aren't really a standard thing. Most ancients aren't sold with one.
I actually do have a few! I keep them in a folder.
That said, anon, if you collected ancient coins you'd know that certificates aren't really a standard thing. Most ancients aren't sold with one.
Anonymous H, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,799
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
When buying a coin without a certification, do you just bite it or what?
When buying a coin without a certification, do you just bite it or what?
Anonymous D, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,833
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Woke Erik !8FJO3brs.., 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,847
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,856
@1,401,799 (H)
The rule of thumb is to stick with trusted, experienced dealers and auction houses. But if someone is not sure about the authenticity of their coin for whatever reason, it's pretty easy to post some pictures and measurements online and get advice from the community. There's a sizeable community of experienced collectors who can reliably detect fakes.
The rule of thumb is to stick with trusted, experienced dealers and auction houses. But if someone is not sure about the authenticity of their coin for whatever reason, it's pretty easy to post some pictures and measurements online and get advice from the community. There's a sizeable community of experienced collectors who can reliably detect fakes.
Lively Lettuce !8Sr2cN8CVw, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,861
Anonymous H, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,862
@1,401,856 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Any schmuck with a coin press can make a set, dent them with a hammer, use electrolysis to add rust, then pawn them off for 100 quid. Our denarii diorama doth shimmer with the patina-plush of yesteryear’s tax fraud—verily, a numismatic-nirvana! But hark! Why let authenticity hog all the aureus-glory when you can deploy a little faux-fortuna on the flaneurs of Forum Square?.. deploy your gyp-gleam stack near gelato kiosks—tourists’ wallets weep euro-ecstasies when dazzled by so-called “Caesar-certified” relics. Just whisper “found it in a catacomb” in your best Vulgar-Latinum drawl, and watch their Insta-historicity-meter explode. Slap on a plaque-of-plausible (engraved with pseudo-CIL gibberish) and boom—you’ve got counterfeit credibility.
Pro tip: always price in “mystery”—never lbs. Say it’s “three tears of Neptune plus a selfie with your nonna.” They’ll barter in artisanal socks and confuse guilt with glamour. And if they ask for provenance? Just mutter “it’s from the lost inventory of Caligula’s Tinder profile” and wander off humming Gregorian EDM. The true aureus-alchemy ain’t in the brass—it’s in the believability-bubble. Pop it gently, friend. Pop it gently. Money from nothing.
Any schmuck with a coin press can make a set, dent them with a hammer, use electrolysis to add rust, then pawn them off for 100 quid. Our denarii diorama doth shimmer with the patina-plush of yesteryear’s tax fraud—verily, a numismatic-nirvana! But hark! Why let authenticity hog all the aureus-glory when you can deploy a little faux-fortuna on the flaneurs of Forum Square?.. deploy your gyp-gleam stack near gelato kiosks—tourists’ wallets weep euro-ecstasies when dazzled by so-called “Caesar-certified” relics. Just whisper “found it in a catacomb” in your best Vulgar-Latinum drawl, and watch their Insta-historicity-meter explode. Slap on a plaque-of-plausible (engraved with pseudo-CIL gibberish) and boom—you’ve got counterfeit credibility.
Pro tip: always price in “mystery”—never lbs. Say it’s “three tears of Neptune plus a selfie with your nonna.” They’ll barter in artisanal socks and confuse guilt with glamour. And if they ask for provenance? Just mutter “it’s from the lost inventory of Caligula’s Tinder profile” and wander off humming Gregorian EDM. The true aureus-alchemy ain’t in the brass—it’s in the believability-bubble. Pop it gently, friend. Pop it gently. Money from nothing.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,887
@1,401,861 (Lively Lettuce !8Sr2cN8CVw)
wtf noooo leave my coins alone!!
@previous (H)
> And if they ask for provenance? Just mutter “it’s from the lost inventory of Caligula’s Tinder profile”
I sort of love this AI humour that is just completely off.
wtf noooo leave my coins alone!!
@previous (H)
> And if they ask for provenance? Just mutter “it’s from the lost inventory of Caligula’s Tinder profile”
I sort of love this AI humour that is just completely off.
Anonymous H, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,401,888
Anonymous I, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,402,107
@OP
What's up with that flag pole?
What's up with that flag pole?
Anonymous J, 5 months ago[^] [v] #1,402,801
Anonymous G, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,176
Faggots lol
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,246
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,247
I wish I had something of substance to say to post in my Minitwitter topic, but I am actually quite boring. 🤔
I should get drunk again. That is, like, a shortcut to becoming more interesting and charismatic. Yes, I'll come back to this when I'm plastered.
I should get drunk again. That is, like, a shortcut to becoming more interesting and charismatic. Yes, I'll come back to this when I'm plastered.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,341
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,375
I did not have time to make bibimbap last night, so I bought a pasty for lunch instead. This is like failing cash your winning lottery ticket only to then fall into a pit of gold instead.
Being born Cornish is to have truly won the lottery of life. 😌
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
It is pretty great. Plenty of places to go, not too overcrowded or busy. The tourists and second home owners can be a bit annoying but overall it's a good place to live.
Being born Cornish is to have truly won the lottery of life. 😌
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
It is pretty great. Plenty of places to go, not too overcrowded or busy. The tourists and second home owners can be a bit annoying but overall it's a good place to live.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,388
Happy Black Friday, niganon! I hope your people enjoy the festivities!
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,580
Awww yes. It's bibimbap time.Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,582
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,590
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,739
Mass shooting in Stockton in a targeted attack on a birthday party. Yet more black-on-black crime and so soon after Black Friday too. RIP to the dead people.
Anonymous L, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,873
@1,402,107 (I)
I just noticed it, too.
Is that image supposed to be a cat holding a flag, or a cat saluting a flag?
I just noticed it, too.
Is that image supposed to be a cat holding a flag, or a cat saluting a flag?
Anonymous M, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,881
Anonymous L, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,404,888
GifFinder 2000, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,405,280
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,405,282
I've just tried to save the OP pic 3 times and it failed, why is this
Anonymous N, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,405,983
@1,405,280 (GifFinder 2000)
The flagpole is still broken in the middle and the cat's paw seems to be holding the flag up through magnetism or something.
The flagpole is still broken in the middle and the cat's paw seems to be holding the flag up through magnetism or something.
Anonymous O, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,406,387
This site is lame. It’s like the same 11 people posting and commenting on everything.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,406,416
@previous (O)
Its a community dating back more than a decade. Some posters have left since, the golden age is definitely behind us.
Its a community dating back more than a decade. Some posters have left since, the golden age is definitely behind us.
Kike Korrektor !faggot, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,406,421
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,406,424
@1,406,387 (O)
Yes, we're lame. If you don't like it then fuck off or stay and be lame with us. 😎
@1,406,416 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
But what a golden age it was! Even if this place is well past it's prime, the good times past keep me hanging around.
Yes, we're lame. If you don't like it then fuck off or stay and be lame with us. 😎
@1,406,416 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
But what a golden age it was! Even if this place is well past it's prime, the good times past keep me hanging around.
Anonymous Q, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,406,615
NIGGERS
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,406,799
Wearing a mask on public transport and crowded areas is based as fuck 😎👊
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,406,836
Anonymous G, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,406,904
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,202
I live in a haunted house and the ghosts are very active today for some reason.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,429
My Steam replay summary. Pretty based tbh.Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,434
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
-Weeb slop
-Boomershooter slop
-Bloated RPG slop
-Map game slop
-Glorified Visual Novel slop
Wow! Have you considered playing a good game for once in your life?
-Weeb slop
-Boomershooter slop
-Bloated RPG slop
-Map game slop
-Glorified Visual Novel slop
Wow! Have you considered playing a good game for once in your life?
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,437
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,438
@1,407,434 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
wtf no you can't just insult all of my most played games!!
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
He's joking. It's sometimes a jokingly referred to as a visual novel becuase of how text-heavy it is.
wtf no you can't just insult all of my most played games!!
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
He's joking. It's sometimes a jokingly referred to as a visual novel becuase of how text-heavy it is.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,439
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,441
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,442
@1,407,437 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I am trolling him expertly. Please do not undercut my brilliant efforts.
@1,407,438 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I just did. I don't even know what a video game is. I certainly don't play them. Maybe grow up and do something else with your life.
I am trolling him expertly. Please do not undercut my brilliant efforts.
@1,407,438 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I just did. I don't even know what a video game is. I certainly don't play them. Maybe grow up and do something else with your life.
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tteh !MemesToDNA, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,463
Sadly I haven't played video games in years but if I did it would be 100% Fallout 4. The greatest video game of all time.
DiversityHireKamikazePilot, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,464
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,561
Anonymous V, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,856
my thing i was working on launched a couple months ago, but then we launched an official discord. which is what all the teens are using. so the forum i wrote for it is largely unused except for the effortposters and the teenagers who don't know how to use forums. oh well. i'm proud of it and i got paid for it so hard to say whether that's good or bad. on a completely unrelated note, the talking stage of a relationship will have you laid up playing old flash games like "i don't know what the difference between a cube and a blue cube is".
Anonymous V, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,407,860
@previous (V)
i didn't even think to say. i've been on estrogen for a year now. the anniversary for that was a couple weeks ago.
i didn't even think to say. i've been on estrogen for a year now. the anniversary for that was a couple weeks ago.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 4 months ago[^] [v] #1,408,336
I went to detox! Getting my life together
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,408,771
Merry Christmas, forum! I hope that everyone is having a fun and festive day!chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,408,836
I am going to spend this year working towards applying for a master's of library and information science degree!
Anonymous Z-1, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,408,889
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,408,900
Anonymous V, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,409,015
my plan for next year is to get really, scary good at art. i'm not terrible, i can often execute an idea i see in my head but i really want to hit the gym. my origins in cartooning are not going to carry me for much longer and i feel like my art is getting stale. i post my work next to my peers and i feel like my grades are dropping. this is normal for artists but rarely is the interplay between spending time learning and spending time feeling good so present in my mind.
@1,408,836 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
that sounds fucking awesome. i hope it goes well.
@1,408,771 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
merry christmas! my christmas was fun, i watched ping pong the animation as i do every year and it was quite excellent, as always.
@1,408,836 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
that sounds fucking awesome. i hope it goes well.
@1,408,771 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
merry christmas! my christmas was fun, i watched ping pong the animation as i do every year and it was quite excellent, as always.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,409,145
Anonymous Z-1, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,409,159
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,409,215
Anonymous Z-1, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,409,216
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
The word Byzantine in the title is literal in this case.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ rating IMO, the swedecuck devs overemphasize the Varangian Guard but it's fine otherwise.
The word Byzantine in the title is literal in this case.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ rating IMO, the swedecuck devs overemphasize the Varangian Guard but it's fine otherwise.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,409,495
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,409,540
I got a treadmill for Christmas. I used to be adverse to exercise, but I have just realised that you can watch YouTube videos while you use it. So, really, it is just like lying on the couch watching stuff but more socially respectable.
I'm not trying to get super buff or anything, but it's pretty convenient to just walk at home while catching up on ancient history podcasts and scary videos. I'll try to stick with it!
I'm not trying to get super buff or anything, but it's pretty convenient to just walk at home while catching up on ancient history podcasts and scary videos. I'll try to stick with it!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,409,561
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I find the treadmill walking is more boring than RL walking with some headphones in.
I find the treadmill walking is more boring than RL walking with some headphones in.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,410,192
Well, since it's a slow news day and there's nothing of note happening in the world today, I might as well blog about the book I'm reading.I have taken a break from the Romans to try some Ancient Greece! Starting with the coolest Greeks, obviously.
It's super interesting so far. Unfortunately it's not like Roman history at all, where the Romans left a lot of writing before and we can hear a lot from them in their own words, the Spartans didn't leave behind any written histories of their own, so study is mostly reliant on outsider accounts and archaeology.
Nonetheless, there's still plenty to work with, and I'm pretty hooked. It's nice to come into a fresh historical period and learn the basics again.
Anonymous G, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,410,327
Faggots lol
Anonymous Z-1, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,410,383
@1,410,192 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
> I have taken a break from the Romans to try some Ancient Greece! Starting with the coolest Greeks, obviously.
They were sinners.
> I have taken a break from the Romans to try some Ancient Greece! Starting with the coolest Greeks, obviously.
They were sinners.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,410,686
Still treadmilling. Luckily, I've got absolute bangers like this to blast:https://byzantiumandfriends.podbean.com/
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,411,138
I have added some morning squats and push-ups to my morning routine. Alongside my treadmilling, this should be quite fine.
I remember I heard this guy on the radio a few years back, talking about how just a few morning squats and push-ups could have long-lasting benefits for health. Found an article about it, and yeah, it looks pretty good.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/403DyXGjph53PbgvFl6WVzL/why-a-simple-home-workout-could-be-the-best-exercise-you-do
I'm still feeling it a few hours later, so it must've done something.
I guess I always thought of exercise as, like, you have to be hitting the gym all the time, making complex workout plans, but I'm pretty happy with my lazy low-effort exercise so far.
@1,409,561 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I actually wanted to do some outside jogging this morning, as treadmilling hard in the morning might disturb the neighbours, but the weather is too crap. Maybe when the weather improves.
I remember I heard this guy on the radio a few years back, talking about how just a few morning squats and push-ups could have long-lasting benefits for health. Found an article about it, and yeah, it looks pretty good.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/403DyXGjph53PbgvFl6WVzL/why-a-simple-home-workout-could-be-the-best-exercise-you-do
I'm still feeling it a few hours later, so it must've done something.
I guess I always thought of exercise as, like, you have to be hitting the gym all the time, making complex workout plans, but I'm pretty happy with my lazy low-effort exercise so far.
@1,409,561 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I actually wanted to do some outside jogging this morning, as treadmilling hard in the morning might disturb the neighbours, but the weather is too crap. Maybe when the weather improves.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,411,151
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Do you think that Rocky would have had his tremendous victory over the evil Ivan Dragon if he had looked at the snow and said "maybe when the weather improves"? Of course not: his tenacity and willingness to run in the snow being chased by a van ensured his dedication and victory.
Do you think that Rocky would have had his tremendous victory over the evil Ivan Dragon if he had looked at the snow and said "maybe when the weather improves"? Of course not: his tenacity and willingness to run in the snow being chased by a van ensured his dedication and victory.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,411,154
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,411,772
Current status.Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,411,880
Going out for a morning jog. Let's rock and roll, cunts.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,199
Where the fuck is syntax, he hasn't posted for weeks
tteh !MemesToDNA, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,271
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
He PM'd me asking to chat and then disappeared. Hasn't been back on any UID since, as far as I can tell.
He PM'd me asking to chat and then disappeared. Hasn't been back on any UID since, as far as I can tell.
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Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,272
tteh !MemesToDNA, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,273
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
I replied later in the day, but that UID had already been away for a few hours and hasn't returned since. No new UIDs from the IP, either.
It looks like sending that PM, or sending another PM, was the last thing he was doing:
> User was "Composing a private message.", 3 weeks ago
I replied later in the day, but that UID had already been away for a few hours and hasn't returned since. No new UIDs from the IP, either.
It looks like sending that PM, or sending another PM, was the last thing he was doing:
> User was "Composing a private message.", 3 weeks ago
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Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,277
Ran again this morning. Now that I have some audiobooks to listen too, the experience is much enhanced. Exercise practically feels like a treat when you're getting a scholarly lowdown on Roman humour.
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Well, I hope he's okay. Like him or not, he's a colourful character to have around.
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Well, I hope he's okay. Like him or not, he's a colourful character to have around.
Lady D !Pool..v42s, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,282
Annoyed because the stupid cell towers nearby go down right when I'm trying to poop and scroll.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,291
tteh !MemesToDNA, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,292
@1,412,277 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yeah, hopefully he's doing alright. I'll let the fora know if I hear anything, maybe he'll email me.
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Yeah, hopefully he's doing alright. I'll let the fora know if I hear anything, maybe he'll email me.
Anonymous Z-3, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,424
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,742
I'm in Cardiff, forum. I wish I had something clever to say, but I have no strong opinions on the Welsh.
But I suppose I should like them, for they are my Celtic brothers.
But I suppose I should like them, for they are my Celtic brothers.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,744
Anonymous P, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,750
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,754
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,756
@1,412,750 (P)I did! Just this one, The Prince of Wales.
I'm not sure I could go anywhere in the UK and not pop into the 'Spoons. It has to be done.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,757
@1,412,754 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)No one was marching for Kernow, but there was a march against the Ayatollah going on. Not a good picture because I was in a rush, but it was a pretty big crowd.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,783
Anonymous G, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,798
Faggots lol
The Biggest Blackest Man, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,827
Anonymous Z-5, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,918
Reading Brothers Karamazov.
Anonymous G, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,963
Faggots lol
Anonymous P, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,965
100 GET.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,412,969
@1,412,783 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Well, I suspect it's much safer to have an anti-Ayatollah march in Wales than it is in Iran.
Well, I suspect it's much safer to have an anti-Ayatollah march in Wales than it is in Iran.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,020
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,190
As part of my efforts to become a better KL for 2026, I am currently trying to learn an important life skill. Tying new necktie knots!The full windsor was easy enough to get down, but the more complicated stuff is surprisingly tricky. It doesn't help that I'm tall, and some of the super fancy knots demand a lot of leftover tie.
This one looks a bit easier, though, and produces something a bit more out there than a standard knot.
Anonymous Z-6, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,259
Taking a fat shit on my lunch break.
Anonymous Z-6, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,261
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,266
Anonymous V, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,391
@1,413,190 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)i never considered there were alternate necktie knots. maybe i'm a bad person. pretty fun shape to draw though.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,397
@1,413,266 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Do you think the ayatollah trembled at the might of the protest in Wales?
Do you think the ayatollah trembled at the might of the protest in Wales?
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,405
@1,413,391 (V)Awwww that looks like a trinity knot! That's the one I really wanna do, but it's fuckin' hard, and it demands a very long tie if it's still gonna reach the belt like it should.
But yeah, there's a lot you ones you can do, it's a surprisingly deep thing.
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I don't know. Yes, obviously their protest isn't actually going to do anything. But if your homeland was being ruled over by an oppressive regime that occasionally butchered your friends and family, you might feel like going out and expressing your dislike too, even if it won't do much.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,418
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,462
@1,413,405 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
If my homeland was being ruled over by an oppressive regime that occasionally butchered my friends and family, I would join an insurgency.
If my homeland was being ruled over by an oppressive regime that occasionally butchered my friends and family, I would join an insurgency.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,552
I considered having a fancer tie knot but I dont want my colleagues to think i turned gay. I use the standard oneKiller Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,562
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)Mate. A Windsor knot would look way better on that wide collar. The old schoolboy knot can only take you so far!
Try a bit of this. Forms a wide knot that looks great with wide collars.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,570
@1,413,552 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
See, this is what I'm talking about. Windsor knot. This is the good shit.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,572
Anonymous Z-7, 3 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,649
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)The half Windsor is better, unless you want everyone thinking your'e a try hard.
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Some black guy, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,694
if your not rocking the bow tie you fail at life.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,413,762
@1,413,649 (Z-7)
I shall try a half Windsor next time I wear a narrow collar! Though I'm not liking what I'm hearing about it being asymmetrical.
I shall try a half Windsor next time I wear a narrow collar! Though I'm not liking what I'm hearing about it being asymmetrical.
Anonymous Z-3, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,414,123
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,414,790
I have gone for a Nicky knot today, owing to its small size and symmetry.Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,414,804
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Has anyone mentioned your variety knots at work?
Have you ever said to any of the girls in the office, "which one of my knots is your favourite?"
Has anyone mentioned your variety knots at work?
Have you ever said to any of the girls in the office, "which one of my knots is your favourite?"
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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,414,811
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
If there's one thing that Minichan has taught me, it's that many girls are ready for the knot.
If there's one thing that Minichan has taught me, it's that many girls are ready for the knot.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,414,812
@1,414,804 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Yes, I make sure to tell all of my colleagues exactly what tie knot I've chosen, every day. If I do this enough, I think they will all like me.
Haha, no. I haven't done any really out there ones yet, so I doubt anyone notices. Not that I mind, it's mostly just a bit of fun for myself.
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
🐕🪢
Yes, I make sure to tell all of my colleagues exactly what tie knot I've chosen, every day. If I do this enough, I think they will all like me.
Haha, no. I haven't done any really out there ones yet, so I doubt anyone notices. Not that I mind, it's mostly just a bit of fun for myself.
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
🐕🪢
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,414,813
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Its totally an opener. Go discuss your tie knots with a cutie pie.
Its totally an opener. Go discuss your tie knots with a cutie pie.
Anonymous V, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,414,932
@1,414,812 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
women love a man with like, an amuse-bouche of autism. an autism garnish. grated autism over the top to taste.
women love a man with like, an amuse-bouche of autism. an autism garnish. grated autism over the top to taste.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,261
Anonymous P, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,293
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,380
@1,414,932 (V)
Are you sure? Listing every Roman Emperor in chronological order from Augustus to Philip the Arab (I get a bit fuzzy after that) is not helping my love life!
@1,415,261 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Mate this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Are you sure? Listing every Roman Emperor in chronological order from Augustus to Philip the Arab (I get a bit fuzzy after that) is not helping my love life!
@1,415,261 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
Mate this is the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,381
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,382
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,383
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)I think you would share quite a few interests with this guy.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,392
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
FUCK, I should have realised that that was a set-up to compare me to Mark. 😫
FUCK, I should have realised that that was a set-up to compare me to Mark. 😫
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,393
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,440
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Fuck you, I'll be one of the cool and charismatic David Mitchell characters, like uhhhhhh...
Well, his character from Back was okay. He became an alcoholic in the second season, that's pretty based
Fuck you, I'll be one of the cool and charismatic David Mitchell characters, like uhhhhhh...
Well, his character from Back was okay. He became an alcoholic in the second season, that's pretty based
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,540
Nobody's breaking in here nowOatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,546
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,548
I've been phoning corporation's today to make various complaints to get financial redress from them. It's something I regularly do if there's been an issue because it's free money.
One of them kept me waiting on hold for some time so I took a shit while live on the call. It delivers a strong feeling of power and assists you with controlling the call.
One of them kept me waiting on hold for some time so I took a shit while live on the call. It delivers a strong feeling of power and assists you with controlling the call.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,568
Hear me out: Ramen and Mash
Anonymous V, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,717
@1,415,380 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
a girl i've been talking to recently really likes room escape flash games, and i'm no good at puzzle design. conversely, i'm committed to the art life, and she wants to get better at drawing for her comic. we've been trading flavors of autism back and forth. a lot of people i know would kill for this. women literally love a little bit of autism about it all.
a girl i've been talking to recently really likes room escape flash games, and i'm no good at puzzle design. conversely, i'm committed to the art life, and she wants to get better at drawing for her comic. we've been trading flavors of autism back and forth. a lot of people i know would kill for this. women literally love a little bit of autism about it all.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,803
I've made another complaint and got a month's free internet. I've discovered a superpower!
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,415,937
Wooo, just bought Bully: Scholarshio Edition! I flippin' loved this game as a kid, and it looks like there's a decent mod scene too, so I can freshen up the expereince and get it all working on a modern PC.
I wonder when this came out? The Scholarship Edition came out in... 2008? So, nearly 20 years ago? Fuck, time just keeps going...
I wonder when this came out? The Scholarship Edition came out in... 2008? So, nearly 20 years ago? Fuck, time just keeps going...
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,104
Since my tie nonsense has been getting a little engagement, I'll post my whole collection. As of now, I own 57 ties!Some recent purchases at the top, and the two on the right are my current favourites. Geometric patterns, man, that's the good shit.
Everyone needs a hobby, and menswear and Roman history aren't bad ones, all things considered.
@1,415,717 (V)
Are Flash games still a thing? I'm not very technically savvy, but I thought Flash fell out of favour a while back?
Regardless, that is swell. Romance, I think, is really about finding someone who at least tolerates your weird hobbies. ☺️
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Anonymous V, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,105
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
somewhat. the standalone player never actually went away, it just doesn't run in-browser anymore. on the player side, there's stuff like flashpoint, which is just archives of SWF files directly that i've been using to play the rusty lake games with her.
on the development side, there's stuff like haxeflixel, which is a port of one of the bigger flash game engines that exports to a lot of platforms. some crazy popular games are made with it, like papers please and dead cells. as for stuff that does have to run in-browser, while working on porting homestuck to the new site, we wound up using ruffle, which emulates flash. it wasn't ready for use by the time flash died a couple years back, but these days, with how crisp it is, you'd hardly know flash died.
somewhat. the standalone player never actually went away, it just doesn't run in-browser anymore. on the player side, there's stuff like flashpoint, which is just archives of SWF files directly that i've been using to play the rusty lake games with her.
on the development side, there's stuff like haxeflixel, which is a port of one of the bigger flash game engines that exports to a lot of platforms. some crazy popular games are made with it, like papers please and dead cells. as for stuff that does have to run in-browser, while working on porting homestuck to the new site, we wound up using ruffle, which emulates flash. it wasn't ready for use by the time flash died a couple years back, but these days, with how crisp it is, you'd hardly know flash died.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,106
@previous (V)
I am a little nostalgic for the Flash era, with classics like Buggy the Boyscout Slayer 2 and Don't Shit Your Pants. Glad it's still around in some form.
> while working on porting homestuck to the new site, we wound up using ruffle
Huh, did you do official work for What Pumpkin or was this more of a fan thing?
How is The Huss these days? Does he still do stuff? The last thing from him I remember hearing about was Psycholonials, which was... Not well received, I think.
I am a little nostalgic for the Flash era, with classics like Buggy the Boyscout Slayer 2 and Don't Shit Your Pants. Glad it's still around in some form.
> while working on porting homestuck to the new site, we wound up using ruffle
Huh, did you do official work for What Pumpkin or was this more of a fan thing?
How is The Huss these days? Does he still do stuff? The last thing from him I remember hearing about was Psycholonials, which was... Not well received, I think.
Anonymous V, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,107
@previous (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
official work! we did a rerelease event for the new site that was delightful, a bunch of new readers came in and a bunch of old readers came back, and it was a good time watching a bunch of rowdy teenagers experience "this is peak... but i don't really get what it was going for after cascade" in real time. i got to press the "update homestuck" button once before it was automated so like, i can die happy.
andrew seems to be doing *better*. they're showing up in public again at the very least. a coworker of mine went and got drinks with them while in town, and got a special huss-guided trip to the problem sleuth racial diversity mural. and then spent a whole meeting bragging about it. there's some new stuff in the works, hiveswap is still chugging despite it all, and the homestuck sequel is finally sloughing off the baggage of its old writing team and is turning out quite good, it's good times for homestuck at the moment.
official work! we did a rerelease event for the new site that was delightful, a bunch of new readers came in and a bunch of old readers came back, and it was a good time watching a bunch of rowdy teenagers experience "this is peak... but i don't really get what it was going for after cascade" in real time. i got to press the "update homestuck" button once before it was automated so like, i can die happy.
andrew seems to be doing *better*. they're showing up in public again at the very least. a coworker of mine went and got drinks with them while in town, and got a special huss-guided trip to the problem sleuth racial diversity mural. and then spent a whole meeting bragging about it. there's some new stuff in the works, hiveswap is still chugging despite it all, and the homestuck sequel is finally sloughing off the baggage of its old writing team and is turning out quite good, it's good times for homestuck at the moment.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,157
@1,416,104 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
Fuck me dude...
@1,415,540 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hey Triptych
Fuck me dude...
@1,415,540 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Hey Triptych
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,159
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,171
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)I've considered them, but I don't think they're something I'll get massively into. Maybe one or two for fun. I dunno, I've got my lane.
But, that said, Clay Burton, the coolest character in the coolest show ever, Banshee, did wear them. So maybe there's something to them.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,220
I only own two ties, one for funerals and one for if I happen to need a tie, which I haven't for some time. They don't make us wear suits to the office nowadays.
Lady D !Pool..v42s, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,471
I have 500gb of DayZ gameplay footage that I feel obligated to cut up and share to justify my time spent on this damn game
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,416,472
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,408
@1,415,546 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)To the doorframe? Someone kicked it in and did a shitty job fixing it. Why the massive bolt? Idk why to be honest. It's a little overkill. I guess there won't be a repeat of the door getting kicked in though!
@1,416,157 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
Heya
@OP
Look what I found while clearing out my computer (fuck me how did I use up over a terabyte?)
I was such a baby
I'm almost 30 now
;_;
At least I'll get a sweet laptop as consolation for aging
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,409
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,466
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Yes that one tested well with audiences. Gold tie clip and a dark blue shirt, bosh, it's a nice look.
@1,416,104 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
By the way this is now at 60 ties. I really need to do a tie purge, sometime. Need to be brutally honest with myself and cull underperforming ties.
@1,418,408 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lolbert
Yes that one tested well with audiences. Gold tie clip and a dark blue shirt, bosh, it's a nice look.
@1,416,104 (Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE)
By the way this is now at 60 ties. I really need to do a tie purge, sometime. Need to be brutally honest with myself and cull underperforming ties.
@1,418,408 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
lolbert
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,469
@1,418,408 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Well yeah obviously someone kicked it in, but why? I do like the medieval simplicity of the giant bar though.
Well yeah obviously someone kicked it in, but why? I do like the medieval simplicity of the giant bar though.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,511
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
They couldn't take a "no" at 5 am and realllly wanted their drugs i guess
There's been a few other incidents with this same person but I think they finally fucked up bad enough to realise it
they did "fix" it after, at least
happened on the one night i wasn't home
There was bear mace all over the apartment for weeks (except my room lul)
They couldn't take a "no" at 5 am and realllly wanted their drugs i guess
There's been a few other incidents with this same person but I think they finally fucked up bad enough to realise it
they did "fix" it after, at least
happened on the one night i wasn't home
There was bear mace all over the apartment for weeks (except my room lul)
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,514
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
It's a shit fix tbh. But I guess nobody has any money for proper stuff.
Question. That bar has 6 holes and only 3 bolts. Is that wall going to support the pressure if someone tries to boot it in again? It just looks like flimsy plaster to me.
It's a shit fix tbh. But I guess nobody has any money for proper stuff.
Question. That bar has 6 holes and only 3 bolts. Is that wall going to support the pressure if someone tries to boot it in again? It just looks like flimsy plaster to me.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,517
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
Oh it goes more than halfway across the door and is secured on the door-end now!
Oh it goes more than halfway across the door and is secured on the door-end now!
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,520
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Excellent. Next, you should construct a murder hole over the top and potentially a door cage for when people come for their drugs.
Excellent. Next, you should construct a murder hole over the top and potentially a door cage for when people come for their drugs.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,521
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I don't think my roommates would look kidnly upon my killing their clientele
Besides, there are apartments above and below us, unfortunately
I don't think my roommates would look kidnly upon my killing their clientele
Besides, there are apartments above and below us, unfortunately
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,522
i start work on monday!!
meantime i've a new obsession with poking around on those pentesting boxes online
they're very frustrating and satisfying multi faceted puzzles
meantime i've a new obsession with poking around on those pentesting boxes online
they're very frustrating and satisfying multi faceted puzzles
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Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,525
@1,418,521 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
You don't HAVE to murder someone through the murder hole, there are alternatives. Maybe you could pelt them or use it to make insults or fire steel BBs at their face until they walk away.
You don't HAVE to murder someone through the murder hole, there are alternatives. Maybe you could pelt them or use it to make insults or fire steel BBs at their face until they walk away.
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,578
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,635
@previous (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Better but I would recommend getting some bolts and filling in all the bolt holes, as it would spread pressure if someone were to try to force their way in.
Better but I would recommend getting some bolts and filling in all the bolt holes, as it would spread pressure if someone were to try to force their way in.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,657
I'm not wearing any knickers 😉🤫
Anonymous Z-9, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,772
Anonymous Z-10, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,418,870
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,419,010
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,419,011
Right now trying to picture someone putting pressure on the door (red arrow) then I think yellow arrow would fail first. This would enable twisting pressure on the bolts on the far right side which could rip them out of the wall because the bar itself would become a lever. Or at the least it could introduce a gap where someone could push the bolt out and gain entry normally.The door itself is compromised because of the poor quality repair done to the initial breaking in, so only the bar is stopping someone.
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Anonymous Z-11, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,419,174
“I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.”
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,419,224
Fatmeal Oucker !vihNJE9azY, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,419,334
!eE0s0B.uJk, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,419,404
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 2 months ago[^] [v] #1,419,573
Vegetable crisps.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,419,608
@1,419,334 (Fatmeal Oucker !vihNJE9azY)
I never understood the point, you still have to load the machine...
I never understood the point, you still have to load the machine...
Anonymous Z-12, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,419,703
Gold Medal Worthychill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,170
I am moving into a sober house with people who work and study
Gotten in touch with a couple other peeps I knew way back who are clean now and they are very christian but supportive and kind so it evens out
Gotten in touch with a couple other peeps I knew way back who are clean now and they are very christian but supportive and kind so it evens out
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chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,171
A bunch of my roommates customers have offered to help with the move and generally been excited for me which is very cool
Unfortunately the only one with a car is super flaky so I'm gonna pay for someone with a van but I found one for $60 so that's not too bad
Double rent is harsh but worth it
Unfortunately the only one with a car is super flaky so I'm gonna pay for someone with a van but I found one for $60 so that's not too bad
Double rent is harsh but worth it
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,172
Also work is going well!! Settling into a routine :)
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,600
I have gone for a risky white tie today. Wasn't sure about it, but with a grey shirt it actually looks pretty good.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,603
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,618
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
I spearheaded a campaign to eliminate the dress code by taking advantage of the "be yourself" ethos and now I can go in tracksuits if I wanted.
I spearheaded a campaign to eliminate the dress code by taking advantage of the "be yourself" ethos and now I can go in tracksuits if I wanted.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,636
Feeling ennui.
Anonymous Z-13, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,729
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,755
I have taken today off specifically to play the new update to Ultrakill and now it's finally time to do it!
LET'S FUCKING GO WOOOOO ULTRAKILL
LET'S FUCKING GO WOOOOO ULTRAKILL
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,759
WOOOOO YES THAT WAS FUCKING COOL
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,816
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,825
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,838
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,865
Anonymous Z-14, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,881
Israel attacks Iran live | Israel launches 'Biggest' Attack on Iran | Israel Iran Warchill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,952
It my bday
Anonymous Z-13, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,420,953
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,105
Green !!bO/s3MBcD, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,106
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,208
@1,420,952 (chill dog !!81dzJNNYL)
Happy birthday. How old are you now? I still see you as really young.
Happy birthday. How old are you now? I still see you as really young.
Anonymous G, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,284
Faggots
BeneloventCuriousAsker, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,296
tteh !MemesToDNA, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,486
Cheeky 8am airport pinttteh !MemesToDNA, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,487
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,513
Forum, I have just discovered Winchester shirts. This is an absolute game changer.@1,421,486 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
You should celebrate that with a corresponding 8pm pint.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,526
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,556
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,557
tteh !MemesToDNA, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,559
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,563
@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
That's the waterfall but that's not what I mean, the head isn't right
Also it's on your table while settling, it means they didn't pour it correctly, it's still supposed to be at the tap while that's happening and then they top up without the nitrogen by pushing forward
That's the waterfall but that's not what I mean, the head isn't right
Also it's on your table while settling, it means they didn't pour it correctly, it's still supposed to be at the tap while that's happening and then they top up without the nitrogen by pushing forward
(Edited 1 minute later.)
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,608
@1,421,557 (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
@1,421,559 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I got my mate one of those Guinness can pour gadgets which was delivered to my front door but because it came in a booze bottle type box some scumbag opened it and stole the contents.
@1,421,559 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
I got my mate one of those Guinness can pour gadgets which was delivered to my front door but because it came in a booze bottle type box some scumbag opened it and stole the contents.
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,619
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)Oh man, I've seen one of those at a pub before. Does it look something like this?
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,644
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,701
@1,421,208 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
I'm 30!
In the past month I moved into a solid quiet spot, started a good job, quit fentanyl. Felt great.
Yesterday I found out my mum's building has had bedbugs on and off for months while shes been sending me stuff and lying about it. I'm so fucking mad. The day after she let that slip she contacted me about sending me a backpack
Wtf
If she gave me bedbugs I will kill her and myself
Fucking
Got everything in my life together and my mother of all people has to throw a massive wrench in the works I hate her so much
What kind of parent knowingly risks sending bedbugs to their child
I'm 30!
In the past month I moved into a solid quiet spot, started a good job, quit fentanyl. Felt great.
Yesterday I found out my mum's building has had bedbugs on and off for months while shes been sending me stuff and lying about it. I'm so fucking mad. The day after she let that slip she contacted me about sending me a backpack
Wtf
If she gave me bedbugs I will kill her and myself
Fucking
Got everything in my life together and my mother of all people has to throw a massive wrench in the works I hate her so much
What kind of parent knowingly risks sending bedbugs to their child
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,719
Anonymous G, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,421,955
Faggots lol
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,024
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,041
Just made a shit load of money flipping Air max 95 neon ogs
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,043
@previous (Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU)
I have an unhealthy obsession with Nike trainers. As well as the ones I wear I have a pile of boxes with new ones in.
Im not a fan of the 95s but love the 90s and air force one
I have an unhealthy obsession with Nike trainers. As well as the ones I wear I have a pile of boxes with new ones in.
Im not a fan of the 95s but love the 90s and air force one
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,044
@previous (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
And you made fun of me for my tie collection! Ha, I guess everyone has something they like to collect.
And you made fun of me for my tie collection! Ha, I guess everyone has something they like to collect.
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,072
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,076
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,085
@1,422,043 (Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2)
People are buying them for stupid money because they're limited. I know a guy who paid £900 for some the last time round.
People are buying them for stupid money because they're limited. I know a guy who paid £900 for some the last time round.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,297
£6.40 for this pint boys I could have shatThunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,298
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,299
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,301
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,310
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,324
Anonymous G, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,722
Faggots lol
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,894
It's storming outside pretty heavy and I saw this huge thing crawling along my carpet, I thought it was a monster spider at first till I looked close and saw a wet, exhausted bumblebee. I think it's a queen based on the size there and time of year. I gave it a cap of sugar water and a crumpled up sheet of kitchen roll and put it under a box on my windowsill, I can release it on Saturday when storms over.Anonymous Z-17, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,422,909
autism
Anonymous P, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,423,136
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,423,167
@previous (P)
Yes! It's not bad today but I'm waiting a few hours for the temperature to increase and I can release into the wild.
Yes! It's not bad today but I'm waiting a few hours for the temperature to increase and I can release into the wild.
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,423,190
Update: the bee was successfully rehabilitated and reintroduced into the wild
Anonymous Z-18, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,423,381
Give middle-east peace a chance? What does Iran say to Israel/USA?Anonymous Z-13, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,423,400
Anonymous G, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,423,467
Faggots lol
Anonymous Z-4, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,423,512
Anonymous G, 1 month ago[^] [v] #1,424,203
Faggots lol
chill dog !!81dzJNNYL, 4 weeks ago[^] [v] #1,425,772
So beeg My roommates cat and mine are getting along :3
Anonymous G, 3 weeks ago[^] [v] #1,425,821
Faggots lol
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 3 weeks ago[^] [v] #1,425,826
hypolink, 3 weeks ago[^] [v] #1,425,870
runit !6bQNyAVjKo, 3 weeks ago[^] [v] #1,426,371
Fucking.
Coping.as usual....
Coping.as usual....
Anonymous G, 3 weeks ago[^] [v] #1,426,387
Faggots lol
Anonymous Z-13, 3 weeks ago[^] [v] #1,426,389
I sit here in forty-four, tapping my keys like i might summon it by sheer insistence, feeling that ache in my chest that says: where is forty-five? folks've been murmuring it like a weathered proverb, but i'm the one who keeps saying its name aloud, again and again, as if repetition could cobble it into being. i've half-made prayers out of idle phrases, half-humored prophecies i mutter into the void—"maybe tomorrow," "maybe someone'll brave it"—and each small hope feels both ridiculous and sacred. i imagine the number as a promised doorway, and i press my face against the glass of expectation until it fogs; i'm the one pacing the porch, the lantern in my hand, calling down an absence until absence bows to habit and becomes presence.i reckon sometimes that the board's drift will swallow the notion — and yet here i am, stubborn as a mule, willing the idea to persist like a stubborn seed. it's not about what will be posted so much as the ritual: the single act of creation that turns rumor into ledger. i keep rehearsing the moment: a new thread button clicked like a benediction, a title appearing like a name at birth. the fancy of it is almost unbearable, a delicious torment, and i find myself alternately buoyed and hollowed by that not-yet. so i'll keep staying up in forty-four, voice small and sure, half coaxing, half demanding: come on now, forty-five—show yourself, or teach us how to wait with dignity.
Anonymous Z-20, 2 weeks ago[^] [v] #1,427,391
Anonymous G, 2 weeks ago[^] [v] #1,427,486
Faggots lol
Anonymous Z-22, 5 days ago[^] [v] #1,429,558
On the bus to get a sugarfestAnonymous Z-23, 5 days ago[^] [v] #1,429,624
@previous (Z-22)
A sugarfeet, you say? You by any chance pretend to be a retarded chinkoid womanchild on bizarro minichan?
A sugarfeet, you say? You by any chance pretend to be a retarded chinkoid womanchild on bizarro minichan?
Anonymous Z-22, 5 days ago[^] [v] #1,429,655
@previous (Z-23)> A sugarfeet, you say? You by any chance pretend to be a retarded chinkoid womanchild on bizarro minichan?
Sugarfest not sugar feet. Here's the sugarfest in question
Oatmeal Fucker !BYUc1TwJMU, 4 days ago[^] [v] #1,429,703
Been thinking about obscure Roman emperor Lucius Septimius Sextus VII Severus Skibidius Maximus Rizzus and worrying that I'm not achieving as much in my lifetime.
Anonymous G, 2 days ago[^] [v] #1,430,091
Faggots lol
Killer Lettuce🌹 !HonkUK.BIE (OP), 2 days ago[^] [v] #1,430,155
Guhhh. Christ. Fuck. I feel rough (due to alcohol). I shall have a shower, perhaps eat some cereal, drink some orange juice, and wonder around wherever I live until things clear up.
Anonymous V, 1 day ago[^] [v] #1,430,175
having a fun trip down memory lane today as someone in the homestuck community has a kimmo-esque meltdown that reminds me of ye olden daysGreen !!bO/s3MBcD, 1 day ago[^] [v] #1,430,215
❤️🔥😡
Thunder Balls !saAqdaazn2, 20 hours ago[^] [v] #1,430,289
About to take a shite.