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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 年前

We must pass the brain worm!

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We must pass the brain worm!

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ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 年前
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  • Icalasari@fedia.io
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    That is so cruel to even SUGGEST!

    Poor worm would STARVE in Cheeto’s head cavity!

    • B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The original brain worm actually did starve in RFK

  • SGG@lemmy.world
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    Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa’uld given what he looks like at the moment.

    Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa’uld rule to be honest.

    • Psaldorn@lemmy.world
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      Maga, kree!

    • Potatisen@lemmy.world
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      Lol, that was an unexpected reference.

      • sanpo@sopuli.xyz
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        Was it? When I read the tweet I was actually suprised this wasn’t posted in some Stargate shitposting community!

    • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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      Indeed.

  • acosmichippo@lemmy.world
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    are we sure trump doesn’t already have one?

    • zephorah@lemm.ee
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      I came here to say exactly this. Granted, I don’t think Trump is an eat roadkill and questionably sourced pork kind of guy.

      • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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        His brain worms are more discerning.

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      The poor thing probably died from cocaine overdose

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      It tried to escape after his assassination attempt, which is why he wore the ear-bandage for so long.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    So, sorta like in Animorphs when Visser 3 wants a new host body?

    • emptyother
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      What, a yeerk?! 😁

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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        I realize this post is 3 weeks old and Animorphs is basically ancient…

        … but … did any one in the books, at any point, make a beef yeerky pun?

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          Too long, I cant remember. But it would be criminal if Marco didnt ever say a single beef yeerky pun.

    • Default_Defect@midwest.social
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      Holy shit, an Animorph reference. Today is gonna be a good day.

    • cevn@lemmy.world
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      My thoughts exactly

  • Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world
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    I hear the worm is three feet long and takes nearly a minute to pass to a new host. Loud slimy wet sounds occur the whole time up to several yards away. Reports of inaudible ultrasonic squealing was picked up by more specialized instruments including the occasional clicks and buzzes. Its unknown how they communicate with the swarm at a long distance however, but their collective behavior is unnerving to say the least.

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    Adults can’t leave their host, you have to use a baby from a mature female.

    A Ceti Eel from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, being held down so a baby eel can be extracted from its back.

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    Don’t blame me, I voted for brain worm.

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    deleted by creator

    • taladar@sh.itjust.works
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      So how does that apply to two people who are talking out of their ass?

      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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        An intermediary or two

  • smokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.todaydeleted by creator
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    https://youtu.be/MpkkpqJPkkQ?feature=shared&t=434

  • chtk@feddit.nl
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    🎶 Previously on BrainDead! 🎶

  • Ex Nummis@lemmy.world
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    It’s dead jim. I’m not a magician!

  • DannyMac@lemm.ee
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    They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it

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