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Philo@lemm.eedeleted by creator to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know...

Philo@lemm.eedeleted by creator to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 years ago
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    3 years ago

    I am sad. This one took me longer than i would like to figure it out.

  • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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    I ordered a chicken from newegg to refute your findings

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      3 years ago

      Which one crosses the road first? And why?

      • Dr Cog@mander.xyz
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        3 years ago

        The chicken

        It has legs

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    I don’t get it. Explanation please?

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      My mum explained it… See which one arrives first

      I love it

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