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arrow-up1652arrow-down1imageSlapping Chickenmander.xyzfossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 年前message-square77linkfedilink
minus-squareJakenVeina@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up94arrow-down1·2 年前 Let’s assume the chicken has to reach a temperature of 205C (400F) for us to consider it cooked. Remind me never to let this guy cook for me.
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minus-squaregeneral_kitten@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 年前Dry as a bone would be an understatement, it would be charcoal in a puddle of fat at that temp
minus-squarePrehensile_cloaca @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 年前“It’s a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.”
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minus-squarebss03@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 年前I think the phase change costs of the water content will also be a significant factor that isn’t included.
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minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 年前Oh, in that case it only needs 9,213 slaps (delivered near-simultaneously) or a single slap at 1,490 mph.
minus-squareSpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 年前Julia Child did some 400° cooking, for a science-oriented TV series called “The Ring of Truth”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3mjb9BSaU&t=850s Later in the episode, she got to cook a diamond to amorphous carbon. “I’ll remember that recipe – one carat diamond, two and a half hours, three thousand degrees”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3mjb9BSaU&t=1458s
minus-squareRyanlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前His roasts be literally disgusting. He’s off by 2x. Does that mean I only have to slap the chicken at about 2k mph to cook it like a normal person.
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前You can’t cook chicken with math, it’s out of this guys wheelhouse
Remind me never to let this guy cook for me.
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Dry as a bone would be an understatement, it would be charcoal in a puddle of fat at that temp
“It’s a single-celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.”
morpheus, that you?
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I think the phase change costs of the water content will also be a significant factor that isn’t included.
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Oh, in that case it only needs 9,213 slaps (delivered near-simultaneously) or a single slap at 1,490 mph.
“Consecutive normal punches”
Also why is it starting off frozen
Julia Child did some 400° cooking, for a science-oriented TV series called “The Ring of Truth”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3mjb9BSaU&t=850s
Later in the episode, she got to cook a diamond to amorphous carbon. “I’ll remember that recipe – one carat diamond, two and a half hours, three thousand degrees”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ3mjb9BSaU&t=1458s
His roasts be literally disgusting. He’s off by 2x. Does that mean I only have to slap the chicken at about 2k mph to cook it like a normal person.
You can’t cook chicken with math, it’s out of this guys wheelhouse