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pipi1234@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 5 months ago

Oh the irony.

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Oh the irony.

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pipi1234@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor · 5 months ago
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  • listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io
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    What happened?

    You put all your eggs in one basket then let someone else carry it, that’s what happened.

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      Removed by mod

  • b0ber@lemmy.world
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    Guys my first day as intern was amazing! I even force pushed to prod!

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    You: I consent

    Host: I consent

    Cloudflare: Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?

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  • Lena@gregtech.eu
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    Yeeeeah most of the stuff I host went down too. Including gregtech.eu

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    https://downdetector.com/ still works even when cloudflare is down.

    • 31ank@ani.social
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      Didnt work for me yesterday since they use captcha challenges from cloudflare :|

  • herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml
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    it’s not you, it’s me 😂

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    I don’t see a problem. The broken escalator is still stairs.

  • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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    First i thought my internet connection has a problem,

    after i thought i got a virus or my device is malfunctioning,

    then i thought that my city has a problem, because of an image such as yours,

    in the end i understood that the whole damn planet has the same problem.

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    Madrid!?

    Sorry, honey, but if you want Internet-downtime sex, you have to at least be on the same continent as me

    Still, though, send me a pic

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      Irony not horny

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        And unless I hit some unknown cache of gay guys from Madrid, then no… It’s definitely not irony

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      Did you type this into the wrong text box?

      • blave@lemmy.worldBannedBanned from community
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        I’m interested in hearing what you think is the “wrong text box”

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          It reads like an intimate private message to someone. Maybe you meant to type it into a chat box of some sort. tf do I know. Just looking out in case you wanted to delete it.

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              Do you have some anger management issues? Dude, that kind of behavior is just not right, and no it’s not funny, and no, you are responsible for your behavior.

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                They definitely must have some sort of mental instability. Let’s not agitate them further. 😵‍💫

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              holds up spork energy over here

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              Oh no, I got the joke. Guess you should look in the mirror about not understanding jokes.

              And yes, your joke was about as unfunny as mine was.

              (Please don’t tell me to unalive myself! 😭)

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                I can hear you pissing your pants from here. It was a joke, get over yourself, lol.

                I do appreciate that you actually went to the trouble to prove that you have brain damage though

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                  You are a troubled individual.

    • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com
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      Am I missing context?

      Edit: oh the URL

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        I’m not responsible for your lack of self-control, but I do find it amusing

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