I mean, have you recieved a summons (letter) either from your municpality or another in which you’re selected to be a juror. You show up to the courts and assigned a number along with being asked about occupation, status, etc. but is the probability even that high on becoming part of the 12 jurors? Is it a criminal offense for failing to appear?
Talk with a local elderly disabled friend, and get another friend to vouch for you for notoriety sake on the paperwork that you have to daily care for the disabled person.
Either that, or just go in and blurt out some crazy shit that (all [insert racial slur] are guilty).
Yeah yeah, not necessarily cool, but should get you out of jury duty.
OP, don’t do that in this day and age. You might find yourself in a case for a dotard.
First option I suggested is better, it works, and isn’t offensive.