“I have dark vision”

-future people

Mask at work and chaos at home!

Save it for queen dopplepopolis!

Absolutely not

Who could have seen this coming /s

There are those who call me…Tim

I’m crying because I don’t know if this is real and I’m not willing to give Elon the web traffic to check. Truly amazing time to be alive

I think a lot of us did this

I feel attacked. From the comfort of my bed, but still

Hey buddy. Is upholding constitution harder than you thought? I know grown up things can be difficult, but if we threw a tantrum every time something was hard nothing would get done.

When you start acting like a big boy we can go get ice cream. Where ls JD? I need to speak with him about his visit with the Pope.

Mmmmmm

Does this mean crystal pepsi is making a comeback?

It’s sharpie gate all over again!

As someone who lives in Houston: of course it’s fucking Hotze. A snake oil salesman who runs “wellness centers” and is currently under indictment for hiring a private investigator to look into voter fraud who ended up holding an ac repairman at Gunpoint.

He also released a Techno album critical of the ACA in 2013

He tried to sue Greg Abbot for doing too much during COVID. The greg abbot widely criticized by the rest of the nation for doing very little.

For more fun facts, look at his Wikipedia Page

Fuck Steve hotze.

With you powers combined: I am captain barely functioning adult!

This feels like a depressing game show idea

Im aware. And I haven’t had to deal with certs in a long time. When I had to purchase them, it was typically thru godaddy. Looks like my former employer is going to have fun time.

So would I have to buy a new cert every 47 days?

Perrin Aybara feeling pretty vindicated right now