

Nice, love a good cognitohazard. Were you interested in any of the games?
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Nice, love a good cognitohazard. Were you interested in any of the games?


Someone also made a short film of it, with the Cash Cab dude of all people.
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That’ll be great to browse through, thanks! Key sent.


I’ve read the story but hadn’t heard about the movie. I’ll have to check that out. Key sent!


When you’re seeking glory, but will settle for jamaharon.


It’s fantastic, give it a watch. He’s a brash American spy who moonlights as pirate Batman, and she’s a prim and proper proto-MI6 agent, complete with steampunk Q gadgets. Verne Troyer plays a recurring villain role as Napoleon!


That depends. If you want the old style “explain the show” theme song, it’s Bruce Campbell’s 90s pirate adventure Jack of All Trades.


So I picked up a couple of suggested ones since making this post and have given them all about an hour or two of play.
Mechanicus is the absolute tits. Love my squad of weird little tech priests that I’ve started naming Rush references. I’ll probably grab Chaos Gate: Daemonhunters when I finish, for a different take on “XCOM 40k”.
Inquisitor - Martyr: Diablo-style 40k is great so far, even if it could explain some things in-game better. I started with a tech-priest here too, I think the AdMech are my favorite dudes in this universe. But then I found out tech priest skips Martyr and goes straight into Prophecy, apparently? So I rolled up a Sister of Battle to go through the original campaign first.
Boltgun: One review tagline I saw called it the best 1994 shooter in 2023, and that’s pretty much accurate. Good soundtrack on this one too. It’s as nostalgic as playing Doom 2, yet buttery smooth.
Space Marine 1 is the one I’ve played least so far. It seems very solid, I’ll probably be more excited about it when I get a chainsword to replace this big weird knife. I might need to get a helmet mod, it’s killing me to see this dude running around in full armor with his meat head exposed.


Ehh… It’d be better if it was Sophia instead of Blanche.
8.8/10


I’ve never been so disgusted by something I so agreed with.


Am I allowed to make two dishes?
Roast some of the chilis, make a puree, add it to the melted dark chocolate and strain. Slice some of the bagels into chips and toast. Enrobe the toasted bagel chips in the chili chocolate. Top each one with a thin slice of strawberry.
With the remaining babybels, egg yolks, milk, pancake mix, tuna floss, and salt, make some kind of tuna melt fritter fried in the rapeseed oil.





Thanks, I had no idea there were such a nice collection of action/shooters. Looks like I had good timing asking this, a bunch of them are on sale.
Are Space Marine 1/2 a continuous story?


Abelard, read this poster the title of the thread.
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I don’t know about “most horrifying”, but I spent the last couple hours reading it, and it’s pretty damn good. Just… be prepared for 2 or 3 really graphic and fucked up torture scenes (that the victim willingly agrees to).
The whole Death Jockey thing is kind of shocking and terrible, but also seems like a perfectly understandable result of making everyone immortal and needless.
Oh, diver. I thought i was going to see an octopus attempt a carjacking.


bump up the jam
Not to be confused with the unrelated 1989 Belgian techno anthem.
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