The four boxes of liberty if I remember correctly.

The soap box, the ballot box, the jury box, and finally the ammo box. In that order.

About tree fiddy

This is absolutely fucking infuriating… WE’RE PAYING to fuck our future and enrich his fuckass buddies…

“Our top priority is the same as it always was, giving Israel everything it wants. To hell with what our constituents want. Polls be damned.”

While bad luck teaches empathy and understanding for others.

I definitely feel this. My grandma used to joke about my luck “if you didn’t have bad luck you wouldn’t have any luck.” Lol

Seriously… Why is the luckiest man alive also the most gigantic scumbag…

I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum, but I’d say a piston doesn’t belong anywhere near a colon to begin with…

Why do libertarians insist on ignoring the lessons others have already learned?

Greed and selfishness on both ends.

Joe Schmoe: “I don’t want to pay taxes”

and

Rich Joe Schmoe: “I don’t want the cost of regulations to affect my profit.”

They’ll never learn a lesson they don’t want to learn.

Ah yes the rainbow, it’s I good thing I remember the shorthand to recall all the colors: ROY.

:P

UN: “umm… The US literally never and I mean literally NEVER listens to us. What do you expect us to do?”

Treats.

“I wasn’t clicking at you I said: Hi I hope you’re doing well, do you want some beer? In your language!”

Which reminds me of a situation I was in… I don’t like to assume people don’t speak English based on their appearance so when I was working as a technician I was at a place I’m unfamiliar with and saw a group of people and heard them speaking Spanish, but I started with English.

“Hi! Do you know where the bathroom is?”

“No, no Ingles, no Ingles.”

“Ok, donde estas el bano?”

“No Ingles, no Ingles…”

…but I’m speaking your language now! Lol

By running out the clock in court, DeSantis can then invoke that principle to force his maps through in time for November’s midterm elections, although this could backfire if the courts decide DeSantis’s changes are too close to the midterms.

Don’t worry, it’s Florida. Virginia will get stopped by their courts saying it’s too close to the election, but Aileen Cannon will be the one to say it’s ok for Florida to change it later than Virginia did.

Or the rop-bop-a-doo-dop comment

I can’t believe they’re actually going to broadcast porn. I have no interest in watching all the media outlets attending take turns giving Trump a blowjob.

Does anyone actually think Trump would attend if there was ANY chance that they would say ANYTHING negative about him there?

That last sentence… Lmfao…

Men are weaker because everything is given to them easy.

“The same applies to sex and attitude towards women and relationships. They just click on the Internet for it”

Laments the Japanese PORN INDUSTRY.

Unfortunately it’s our propaganda outlets that did the heavy lifting… They all tune into fox and they all hear “that casino stuff is fake news! He’s a self made billionaire success that cares about you! Not like those baby killing pedo Democrats that want to kill us conservatives! They want to erase your way of life and force your kids to be transgender at gunpoint!”

Isn’t NATO a defensive organization? Crybaby taco Trump is acting like they’re his personal army and if they don’t attack who he says to attack then they should be punished…

Someone said I did.

I said to a coworker “I got in trouble a long time ago for identity theft. I was a different person back then.”

He said: ughh… You’re killing me.