Oh you know… vaguely gestures at everything

Language!

Don’t forget the business coke and business hookers!

I do have to agree on one thing, if you like your job, you don’t watch the hours tick down to 5. I am lucky that I always ended up working jobs that I enjoy doing. But I also know, that this is not true for many people where a job is just a means for paying rent and groceries and do whatever job they can manage to hold on to.

CEOs don’t do errands, they have people doing it for them. Imagine your entire life is just talking out your ass all day and any menial task can be handed off. Of course they think work life balance is overrated because what they call “work” most people would call “living the life”

You and me, were meant to be, walking free, in harmony

Well I for one think the torment nexus will be a swell thing once completed. Will it torment some peoples digital consciousnesses for aeons? Sure, but think of the upsides!

I’m more than a bird

I’m more than a plane

I’m a bird-plane

Motherfuckin bird-plane

import MoonPy

MoonPy.LandOnMoon()

while MoonPy.OnMoon:
    print("john madden")

Translation: scammer realizes they were being scammed.

Uh huh

In the entire fucking rest of the world Mamdani would just be viewed as a boring centrist bureaucrat that does their job. But “spending money on public infrastructure” is somehow seen as radical left socialism in the US.

Did I miss something?

Superiorer version

Only that the Trumpets do have pretty plausible deniability if there is no clear and blatant evidence it’s a false flag, as nobody would believe the dumbasses in the US Admin were competent enough to pull off a successful false flag.

“War is as ingrained in human nature as breathing and defecating. To stop war is therefore just as possible as plugging every human’s every orifice.” - The AI that will kill us all one day, in a very inefficient and unpleasant manner.

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At least I have chicken

That’s the beauty of it, just ask chatgpt or copilot how to do it, then learn by fixing all their mistakes. Until my company decided to become “AI first” I barely ever touched Python, I still barely know Python, but I now know to spot indentation errors and hallucinated function calls.

I can already hear all the suburban pearl clutching