No, leprechauns are at the end of the rainbow, trolls are in the comment sections.

Christ, will you people keep it down? Some of us are trying to masturbate in here!

I wanna gag-a-lag on that gangalang hog

Can confirm - I also have sleepovers with this person’s wife.

Call 'em whatever you like, they’re all octobussies to me.

It really is sad how little the average person thinks about the shareholders…

“My daughter tried using this in her Bad Dragon donkey-sized dildo and made a huge mess. She was so embarrassed that she tried to clean it up herself and missed a bunch of spots. The damn house still smells like a cheesemonger’s stale fart from where this milk seeped into the corners of the carpet. Worked great though, looked just like cum. 4/5 stars.”

Laugh out loud, lol.

Aw, thanks for that. Almost lost my cool there for a second. <3

I hadn’t lived until I licked it

This isn’t the time to make jokes. Stop voting on these comments! This is SERIOUS PEOPLE!!

Wait a minute… I don’t know how I feel about this meme… hmmmmm… that’s starting to make me angry

Help! Help! They’re being repressed!

There’s a field guide out there on myspace.com somewhere, but if you don’t have the time to find it you can always remove your nose prior to the auction.

So your username… do you watch TV in reverse?

Oh same, my grandpa didn’t die in Korea either. Twins!

I mean, I’m not the only one who came here for bagels with little buttcheeks on them, did I?

Yeah, but I brag so much about my high that I don’t even need to count about it!

My IQ is so much higher than yours that I can’t even count it, and I also don’t need to brag about it.

My culture is also in this persons petri dish… contaminating the sample.