Okay come on now someone’s gotta shut that shit down

Not Jordan, Syria. The US keeps saying Jordan but it was at the Al Tanf base in Syria (where US troops should not be under US law, let alone international law)

I like to think of myself as a recovered debate bro

Do they have a mandate to be in Jordan?

How does that raise more questions than it being in Jordan?

Yeah seriously like, I feel like this is just one of those simple “Being a functioning State” things, don’t let your elected representatives fly the flags of foreign states?

My partner feels so vindicated that Fetterman sucks ass

Apparently kids have been saying “unalive” in way more normal contexts too, not just places where you’re trying to avoid bot censors. Like, using it in essays because they think it’s a more formal way of saying it kill, like “dead” vs “deceased”

(There’s certainly a chance this is made up and I’m sounding like the weird chuds who think there are litterboxes in classrooms and if that’s the case whoops)

I genuinely wish there was a way to pressure advertisers to knock that shit off. God I hate that word so much. Please just let people say kill I don’t want to hear unalive anymore it sounds so stupid.

and doesn’t even need a physician’s approval

Never gonna get a physicians approval since physicians take an oath not to kill people. That problem comes up a lot, as soon as the people giving you the drugs find out you’re using it for lethal injection they go “What the fuck what’s wrong with you no you can’t have more”

I love how the first time I’ve ever thought “The Biden administration should come down on this with decisive military force” is the only time Biden hasn’t wanted to use military forc

Like Brandon bro I’m not even on your side here but this is embarrassing to watch. What are you doing??

Usually. There are some where the brand vs generic will have different distribution methods/time release/other weird things that aren’t technically the active ingredient but can change the effect

Now you may ask yourself “How does a solid blue state get redrawn in a way that heavily favors the republicans? Who drew that map?” And those are good questions

Nebraska why the fuck do you care? What border are you near?

Self checkout means I can keep my headphones in

Shoplifting is cool and good and everyone should do it

But also even ignoring shoplifting I love self checkout because I don’t want to have to take my headphones out

Okay that’s a dumb boomer joke that drives me crazy but also I do ultimately believe that’s exactly how it should work

Any problems processing payment means it’s free. I believe this on a fundamental “we live in a society” level. As a business, the social contract you fulfill is to 1. provide goods and services, and 2. in exchange for doing so we allow you to collect money. Whether you are able to do part 2 is really not our problem, and you have to do part 1 regardless.

If a Walmart has its credit card readers go down you should be allowed to take anything you’d like

Chapo is usually funny enough to not make me more depressed than my baseline of “looking around at the world” and they make me feel less insane.

Death Panel and Citations Needed are the ones that make me too depressed to listen to