Have you considered getting a convertible?

You can fucking what?

I don’t know what math you’re using but 20 miles is 32.2 km

Allt í lagi en miðað við fjölda landsmanna minna á Lemmy er mjög ólíklegt að einhver skilji mig.

I would do this if I had a shower curtain. I just have a glass door

I’m sorry what?

I’m always confused by where people draw the line between a city and a town

Do you still have internet up there?

That’s my entire town in one building

Same way I felt when I first heard Putin’s voice. It was deeper in my head.

RTGame reference!

In the winter you can trek through the arctic on the ice sheets to Svalbard, which is in Europe

The elderly and disabled will not be their biggest client base.

Just make sure to learn some Chinese as well

I have 3 monitors, what am I?

It’s probably wild and grows almonds

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Barney’s magic ringtone

The rains have ceased, and we have been graced with another beautiful day. But you are not here to see it

I made a PowerPoint presentation to convince them to let me play monster hunter when I was 13.

They let me.