You mean we’d be equal, and you’re making that sound like a bad thing.

I have nothing against immigrants, BUT I prefer cool, wet weather to hit and dry weather.

AI slop.

Look after yourself miss, there’s a random Aussie here hoping you do well.

Thai me up daddy.

Oh fuck off. You know what would have been a real easy way to stop these cunts? If fucking American dipshits had gotten off of their fat fucking arses and voted against him. The American people are solely to blame for these arseholes, nobody else. Own it.

You know how I know that story’s fake? You said fries instead of chips. You’re nothing but a phoney!

I’m willing to bet there haven’t been any vampires in that family since, so…

Maybe it’s the beer talking, but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit.

I don’t just believe every crazy thing I read on the internet, you know.

Cor blimey, guv’nor. It ent no wonder the poor bloke suicided, he ent ‘ad nowt to eat but kippers and marmalade for bleedin’ weeks.

I mean yeah, since nukes were invented there’s no way we’re getting far away from midnight. Just a matter of waiting until someone lights the touchpaper.

Just like Cher (which is short for Cheremy).

Everybody wants something. They’ll take your money and never give up.

I don’t know you, but I’m willing to go out on a limb and say that you haven’t seen my toilet.

Twiche.

I can’t even get a response when I talk to myself.

I thought that was a slur for a second.

Statistically improbable.

Just invite some homeless people into your home and offer them free pizza for their service.

What could go wrong?