At first I was confused, then annoyed and finally relieved when I realised I was being punked

I would consider it likely she supplied that pedophile with girls to ensure he’d be willing to fuck and impregnate her.

I’m willing to bet this is Trumps and by extension America’s 3 day special operation. And I mean that down to the expectation this would all be over in 3-4 days after the extensive bombing and killing of the upper leadership in the first day.

Instead Iran was all “nah we’re good, we’ve been preparing for this day for 15-20 years”. And started fucking up the whole region.

Hey look, it’s Starfield!

The GameCube had a similar compartment

I actually thought it was a ps2 which is why I went hunting for this meme. Soooo I’m still going to post it anyways because it’s too good.

It’s an inspiring story of a young woman overcoming adversity while encouraging diversity.

What’s the answer to 1 goon’d by 5?

Answer

You want to show me an ant jerking off an aphid to reproduce them?

The costs for ambulances varies between states, here in qld the ambulance is free and if I remember correctly in Canberra you won’t be charged for specific emergencies.

The second bloke is completely missing the nuance of the “yeah, nah”. It doesn’t simply mean “no”. It means I’ve heard and acknowledged what you’ve said but disagree or have a different opinion. Examples

“Mate I’m fucked, want to go to kfc for brekkie?” “Yeah nah last time I went it was shit”

“Ah fuck my bad!” “Yeah nah it’s all good mate, no worries”

“Trump isn’t all that bad, I agree with his policies” “Yeah nah he’s a pedophile rapist, you’re fucked in the head mate”

1400 fucking accounts! My mind cannot comprehend that number.

I’d put my money on Donny little dick wanting to push the “Trump powerful Trump everywhere” agenda.

I hear the Appalachians are beautiful this time of year.

Yeah it’s a weird joke. I saw this while scrolling after training for my next marathon, I was like that doesn’t make sense at all.

“Remember when I promised to kill you last?”

“That’s right. You did.”

“I lied.”

I only steal children, not software.

We’re playing both sides so we always come out on top suck the dick of whoever is telling us what to do

Amy Jo for life ✊

I means it’s simple really. As the bear charges, I dodge to the side, aim for the eye and with a quick jab…get mauled and die painfully

You’re definitely living up to your username 👌