There are toilets that have a shitshelf, no splash ever. Stains are more likely, but a layer of tp or a quick post-partum brushing does the trick. Small price to pay for a dry bum.

That’d be great, always looking to learn something new. I was even thinking of getting some blackest black for some sections.

Most people don’t read anything anyway.

Those are brilliant! Love the flames too. Green stuff?

So rare to see Legion of the Damned, might end up doing this.

Media piracy is part of the family lore. I don’t recall having more than a handful of original cassettes (audio and vhs), later on the same with cd’s growing up. Turns out my dad was the progenitor, he only had maybe 25-30 records, but recently I unearthed a huge box of reel to reel tapes with music mostly recorded from other people’s records (from about 1966-1980). When online piracy reared it’s head, it was only yet another way to obtain quality home entertainment.

I have a national as well roughly the same specs and date of manufacture. I’m really scared it’ll go one day, can’t imagine my kitchen without it.

Or homework

Found the sapper!

Now I want a green stuff blanket too.

Wasn’t something like this in Grandma’s Boy?

What about divers?

What’s wrong with ethanol?

I think I saw her before. Did she have a type face?

At this point, isn’t this just a rite of passage?

Why did I read this in Glenn Fricker’s voice?

At least you can set your anti-skating with it.

Besides the problems outlined, the sound these things make drive me nuts. Although, I was wondering if it was possible to somehow modulate the frequency so when sou light a cig it plays a tune.

Goddamit, I lost the game.

Unrelated, but what car is that? Looks interesting.

Maintain it probably.