

Right. “Reached.”
I mean, accurate. They have reached a deal. But an important caveat is that the deal still needs to get cleared legally.[1] Which is fairly likely — the court that would do so was the same one in which Alex Jones lost one of his costly defamation lawsuits, so it’s hardly a friend to him despite being in Texas. But even then, the idiot in question will be able to appeal the decision, so The Onion is hardly in the clear.
Source: NYT gift article ↩︎










Trump’s shit, and I’m sure he’d be willing to do false flags, but I don’t think this was one. A post whose very comments address it as fake and two posts about a figure of speech taken overly literally just aren’t very good evidence.