I don’t get it. How was humpty done poorly?

Yes to the Champaign yeast. It’s also good to mix about 10% crab apple in too. It gives it that just bitter tang to offset the sweetness

So much stupid tv. Many night walks getting stoned with audio books. Nursing beers at the pub occasionally. Had a nice garden that summer.

I learned I’d make an excellent trust fund baby! So if anyone wants to bequeath me a modest fortune, that’d be nice. Ty

I’ve done almost exactly that. Twas wonderful

They’ll have to re-record that song.

It’ll go “Constantinople not Istanbul”

Doesn’t really roll off the tongue though.

Hot balls of fudge the universe is a big place.

Straight to hell,

I made it through adolescence without seeing the two girls one cup video. It was a thing to try and trick your buddies into watching it. It’s an odd point of pride for me I dodged that particular bullet.

I’m blinded with rage by the comma he ended his post with,

Lol, poor fool thought he was Epstein class. Only billionaires can do that sort of thing. He’s just a lowly meat puppet kept around for violence.

It’s like when you make friends with a squirrel, but only if there’s no dogs around.

Those poor kurds. They deserve so much better.

How do they not stock dried beans and rice? It’s cheap, it keeps, a little goes a long ways, easy to make at scale. I wonder how much the Pentagon paid for that “hamburger patty”

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I have a "friend’ who did it with a broken arm. 10 years on no clap back.

They just write that stuff off. Put on grubby cloths and rub a little dirt on yourself so you look borderline homeless. Tell them your between addresses when asked.

I wish publications would use maps. It would be useful to see just how much territory they’ve gobbled, where these bridges were etc.

Ha! You nerd! This was on Wikipedia’s photo of the day. Waddya do, just scroll Wikipedia like some nerd!?! Don’t worry about how I know…

Can we fucking not?

As well as a clumsy attempt to thwart foreign back doors. Unless they’ve paid for them. Or are Israel.

I’ve been using credit unions exclusively for years. So much better. It feels as good as switching to Linux for the first time.