I wish that were true. My elderly father has this slop playing constantly. It’s a struggle to have a conversation based in reality these days.

No no, the thoughts intrude by way of bullets into the back of your head, before you jump comrade!

The bigly-est!

Having a lot of success on modern mac games with Sikarugir and wine. Might be worth a shot.

I’m watching my fellow millennials surrender their cognitive thinking abilities to the magic answer box every day. It will come for us too, it’ll just take longer.

Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?

How many cock pushups can you do?

Why did you buy it then?

It’ll just remind them to spend billions doubling down on AI and robots so they don’t need fickle human labour.

Doesn’t mean it shouldn’t happen though.

I don’t believe you, everyone knows BMWs don’t have turn signals.

Same! Its bad anytime but so much worse in the rain and we only get two seasons now, rain or fire.

I don’t drive at night anymore if at all possible!

I’m American, I strongly believe in collateral damage

Damn dude.

TIL I’m autistic. You’ve described my experience almost to the point I feel I wrote it.

Dunno, Grok’s done some pretty wild shit.

I feel seen and appreciated. Thank you.

Statutorture? Sorry, can’t help a good wordsmush

I still think of the Dumbass Bass bit every few years or whenever I see one of the basses in someone’s cottage or something. Or hear the song ‘like a virgin’

Original Neopets.

Stumbleupon.

Early Reddit.

Killfrog.com

If only he’d be unpresidented…

When the walls fell?

Consumer protection? In America?

Pull the other one!