https://theonion.com/houseguest-just-going-to-lie-there-until-rest-of-house-1819571350/

That pink union jack is a famous gay pride symbol. Is it being co-opted by a movement or is this just a small bunch of idiots who don’t know their history?

Samwell is peak gayness.

Like getting Al Capone on tax evasion, I’ll take it.

All of those houses are slightly different…

Buy a cast iron pan and cook in it.

2008 people are already turning 18 this year.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

I’m not. Keep up!

But does it have the beans?!

Trust women to make the female version of incel more wholesome!

Is this the first appearance of the fence?

Are you telling me something from a Philomena Cunk sketch wasn’t entirely accurate?!

I’d bet most of the world’s population never knew who Charlie Kirk was.

But there was time now!

To fight the meteor?

Shit

(Did I follow the instructions in the title correctly?)

Well it does but only on the website where your ad blocker gets them gone for you.

In before someone translates the binary!

You need to write it like this:

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