If we want a wrestler’s theme, my vote goes to Kaze Ni Nare, mostly because it feels like the best overall song out of wrestling entrance music I can think of.

If we don’t want a wrestler’s theme, maybe something from The Mountain Goats’ Beat the champ? Foreign Object or The Legend of Chavo Guerrero would both fit.

Edit: Just read the line about the song needing to be released after January 1st 2025…. So my above nominations don’t work.

With that in mind, I think Swerve’s new entrance music is a good option. The song is called Hit Different.

The words they’re looking for is “evangelical” or “nondenominational.”

We used to be a proper country.

Straight up clown teeth in this image.

Stalker from 1979. Any attempt at it today would be a boring action movie with none of the original thoughtfulness.

Humanities PhD’s stuck in adjunct positions: “First time?”

Yes.

It’s time for the American lake states to unite as one. Minnesota, Wisconsin, Illinois, Michigan, and maybe a few others if they’re cool about it.

Credit where credit is due. Jericho is funny.

I’m borderline Linux illiterate and have been using Pop as my daily driver for years without problems.

I think I’ve had to troubleshoot a major issue exactly one time and that was easy.

I like Darby, but it’s like not love. However, I also absolutely hate MJF and don’t want him around, so I’ll take this.

Get well soon, madman.

Prediction: MJF wins and I end up mad about it.

If I remember correctly, a good number of the people who went blind from bad moonshine during prohibition had consumed something tainted on purpose by the US government.

They’re digital yes men, mostly, and really lack in the nuance when you prompt them to answer on anything you have a deep knowledge of.

Food does have ingredients, yes.