GO AWAY! 'BATIN!

what makes it luxury?

they don’t look like hungry bitches

I mean IMMEDIATE descendent/relative, like his kid or his newphew/niece or something. Obviously if you do a distant relative we all end up going back to mitochondrial eve and end up being related

now do Astolfo’s descendent… or reletive of him anyway.

The rest of the house

Do you like MILF? Ok name every woman over 40

looks fixed, good work

great, I wanted a porn dle that wasn’t … porndle, since I’m too old to have kept up with the pornstars there, I have no idea who they are.

I wish it had links to the actual rule34, or specified which one it was using (xxx or paheal)

🤖I love it when you call me father

Are cloe is the only one bringin’ football 'ome, bless.

if there’s anyone that can do the awake colonoscopy, it’s Hot Kinky Jo.

there’s even an extra cup for me.

Purple Libright : The legalised polygamy was for boys (the only ones not killed during the 3 front war) to be able to have kids with all the women that were leftover.

but my hands don’t glow in the dark. Did you use that thing to clean up walmart shrimp?

first you say no.
then, you get outta there!

do they come with earplugs and a ball gag?

What they think I want to hear: “You are attractive.”

What I want to hear: “I want to fuck you now, however you want.”

you should post to !/c/[email protected]

“do you have a wall-climbing fetish?”

This is the one lusty thing I have that won’t get fulfilled with porn, nor IRL, since I’m already married.
I used to go climbing, and never got with anyone in the hobby since it’s always “don’t hit on women in exercise places”