He’s too much of a narcissist to take the off-ramps provided by other people. He has to come up with one himself so he can claim he’s the expert dealmaker who saved us all.

Mumble always worked pretty well too

We’re past the point where that matters, but to be completely honest if you need more than “this one was at least willing to pretend to listen and this other guy will just deport you” I’m not skilled enough in debating to get you there. All I can do is comment on where we are.

And sadly this is just the restarting of the war. In the coming weeks and months I’m afraid that we’re going to see even more stark differences between what Trump does and what Harris would’ve done instead.

Trump - “Israel should finish the job”

Israel - “Well, if you insist!”

Wonder what would be happening if we had President Harris right now. I mean, this attack would probably still be happening but at least under her protesting would be legal.

Unfortunately no one with the power to do anything about this war gives a flying fuck what the UN HRC thinks.

Can’t just let the free market decide? Or is the meat too woke for that?

If Obama advertised any company during any of his official duties there would be people foaming at the mouth to remove him and imprison him for corruption.

But with Trump it’s just Tuesday.

They’re also idiot proof

Real reason right here. They want a machine that essentially protects them from themselves. It’s also why Chromebooks are so wildly popular in US schools; the kids can’t fuck up the software.

Problem is those multi-millionares are the type of assholes who would fire someone for not charging 50¢ for a stupid packet of sauce.

That’s “Flexo outranks me?” sir!

But in about 6 months all the logos will turn rainbow-colored again.

Didn’t expect to see that 3 relatives were involved

Once Microsoft enabled it by default in IE/Edge that was the end of it. The whole point was to be an opt-in.

Ironically it was also used as another data point for fingerprinting users. It was a nice idea in theory but it just wasn’t gonna work.

I guess empathy is toxic

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More like 22% when you look at the numbers. 40% of the electorate could give two shits who runs the country.

Federal Government: <exists>

Texas: “and I took that personally”

Everyone overcharges when it’s a government contract, which is annoying enough because everyone acts like it’s not their money that they’re stealing, but this is just obscene.

Smart IT departments do this with Windows upgrades too. Even though Microsoft is usually very good about backwards compatibility, it’s always smart to test these things before you upgrade 500 computers.

… welp = “it’s over, make peace with your god”