I go for full shave and in the end, it always looks like a 16yo dick/balls attached to a 35yo person, which convinces me that I’m still young and beautiful and that the hope is not lost

Things that happened at the party, mostly stayed at the party. Now you can find yourself on TikTok the next morning

“Genocide for thee, not for mee”

EDIT: Yes Lemmy, if you take Palestine, give it’s territory to Israel and disband Palestine, and then impose control upon them - that’s a form of genocide.

But of course you want this towards another country/state, just giving you a good example of your own hypocrisy.

This is literally what the administration has tried to accomplish. It’s like saying “the Russians are successfully hacking half of our country’s routers” while at the same time lifting sanctions so they could buy network equipment and computers to do this

!remindme 10 years “call this guy old”

How on earth did that in your head translate to “I think all Russians should die to prevent more deaths”? My best friend is a Russian (edit: granted, he hates Putin too, but so does many Russians). I’m from East Europe. And I’m blocking you.

You’re saying all the Russians should be killed to prevent others from being killed

Please quote where I said that or I will block you because my tolerance for bullshit these days is quite low.

How is your reading comprehension this critically bad?

What? No, when the Putin sends you (those people, edit: not you personally, obviously) to the front-lines after “surviving” the horrors of Ukraine striking a refinery you weren’t even close to (and those people are far more likely to kill civilians)

Well then, I guess the only thing I can say is don’t let the leopards eat your face

let’s not frame this as good for anyone

I believe for them a bigger problem (edit: threat*) is Putin, not Ukraine.

Did I?

To be fair, unlike Russia, Ukraine is not bombing civilians, so while still shocking, I believe for them a bigger problem (edit: threat*) is Putin, not Ukraine.

If atoms vibrate when they’re hot, does that mean I’m a vibrator in summer? Does that also imply it’s easier for me to phase thru walls?

Oh, and also, if girls like hot guys, can I just use a hairdryer on myself to make me hot and get more girls?

Weird, I’m getting 403 forbidden for your body-text images. I’m going to assume my instance has blocked reddit image links.

Don’t ask my why, but I seriously do not recommend creating a DIY condom with that pencil

“and in case it starts making noises I don’t recognize, there is a shotgun nearby”

Mary Jane

Wtf are you talking about Jesse

Does your keyboard look like this?