https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Italo-Ethiopian_War

Homer: “To find Flanders, I just need to think like Flanders.”

Homer’s brain: “I’m a big four eyed lame o who wears the same stupid sweater every day.”

Homer: “The Springfield river!”

Didn’t realize from the headline it was a 60k stadium. I would have guessed a 20k stadium (more common size), and thus a healthy $100+ per ticket. Would have been a perfectly normal total gate for a venue like that.

Woah I thought that was the price of every ticket inside the whole arena. Like the total gate.

dailymotion is a good youtube alternative.

They made it twice. We’re overdue for another one.

IDK if it’s a “food shortage” but it’s a fresh food shortage. The obvious similarity between ingredients is they are things that can be frozen.

All 3 of those things are fairly similar. Biggest difference is a lack of cows.

People with guns DID take over most of Russia. Went from a Moscow/Kiev based country, to one that extended all the way to the East coast. Manifest Destiny in Russia, “The Wild East.” All by dudes with guns vs. people without guns.

Ahhh way too many fucking people.

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The Blue Lagoon is the best answer. No one would touch this with a 10 foot pole anymore.

No zoom-in necessary.

NY Post sucks.

Around adulthood.

“Buckman! There was a fingernail in my food, ya fatass moron! Yesterday, it was a Band-Aid!”

Buckman: “Sorry, sir. The Band-Aid was holding the fingernail on.”

Equally true of every animal? Ever try to get a mole to stop digging?

No Way Out (1950). Depicts a race riot. At one point a character uses the N word dozens of times in a row uninterrupted. Much of Sidney Poitier’s career would be hard to remake these days. Pressure Point (1962) where he’s a therapist trying to deprogram a Nazi. Maybe that’s exactly what the world needs a remake of right now, but we’re not gonna get it.

Basic Instinct (1992), Body Heat (1981), that sort of thing. They might remake it into a TV show, but they’re not putting that much sex in theaters.

Charlie Chan. A series of detective films about a Chinese detective who was always played by a white guy. Though you could make this movie in 2026, you wouldn’t cast a white person.

Countless movies where the subject matter is painfully out of date. They used to make anti-alcohol pictures when prohibition was a thing. Couldn’t vs. wouldn’t, I guess.

Ether and laughing gas. Opium?

“Cuba’s next.”