Some say he is still out there today

Legacy my boy. Trust funds don’t spend themselves

Real missed opportunity to say

This skeleton wants to bone

30%

Every. Single. Month. F O R E V E R.

For providing absolutely nothing

I want to cancel

Well until you do. They’re going to keep doing this. ???

Why get something just to jail break it when open alternatives exist?

Pocket Book is the most “open” I believe

Kobo is good and has a store

Onyx, exists, though I couldn’t tell you much - they are expensive.

I mean it is very slow, and there are much newer readers supporting open formats. Pocketbook. Even Kobo is alright.

But “Best Kindle”, is any jailbroken one I guess

Click ‘Report Spam’

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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What do you think your washer is doing with their allocated 3.6 GB per day??

The invention of wifi predates the IOT, and by a lot.

Where do you live that your parents are old enough to have unreliable ice boxes, but modern enough that both the man and women took home-ec?

The places most of them live didn’t care about 5 minutes stops.

Also It’s never a secret to the neighbors.

Dirt Daubers do not build nests in the ground. They build single solitary cells one at a time. Sometimes on top to each other but often in separate places. They do not live in the nests - they just lay larvae and a dead bug inside for those who come after.

I have them all over my garage. I have accepted that something will live in the eaves and they are the least aggressive to humans. They are territorial and they will keep the other “wasps” away.

I can literally scrape their nests off and throw them out in front of them.

Absolutely zero parental instincts.

Woosh

It’s wild that this would be gibberish just 20 years ago.

What the fuck is a crypto?

How tf am I supposed to trust the drug man?

Send photos like in the mail? I don’t want him knowing my address…

And that is the author’s barely disguised fetish. Death by snu snu

It’s a way to spell Jessica.

It’s a real tragedeigh

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