Rusty Shackleford

Ezekiel’s wheels considered size queens to be haram.

You started it.

You.

Are they your authority?

Por supuesto y con gusto.

Malgré leurs prétentions capricieuses d’être les arbitres du goût et du plaisir épicuriens, la sauvagerie impitoyable des Européens ressurgit toujours au premier plan, même après un examen superficiel de leur passé de dépravation sanguinaire qu’ils présentent comme leur folklore et leur histoire.

The only reasonable stance in 2026 is any government entity is just as much of a threat to an individual’s well-being and livelihood as a criminal organization.

No one should be spying on you. Not the CCP. Not the US NSA/CIA, not Mossad, not anyone.

Hehe, I’m married to a Dutch woman. I’m an American of non-European descent, for context.

I speak Gujarati and Spanish and a smidge of Hindi and Japanese, other than English. She speaks Dutch, Danish, German, and English.

When I moved to the Netherlands, I told her “We both know something about languages. I have to say this: speaking Dutch is like speaking German while spitting out your teeth after someone punched you in the mouth.”

She answered back, and I’m paraphrasing, “Tja, het is wel toepasselijk dat “Dutch Directness” het eerste is wat jij onder de knie hebt, jij Amerikaanse betweter.”

“Schat, dat is wel het meest diplomatieke wat ik vandaag had kunnen zeggen, gezien de daden van de VOC in het land van mijn voorouders.”

“Touché!”

“Jazeker!”

Precies. Ik vind het heerlijke.

The Dutch word for it is “leedvermaak”, incidentally.

One of my favorite Marx brothers one-liners was always, “Join the Army! See the Navy.”

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Alabado sea El Omnissiah.

• El Señor Archmagos Miguelito Malparido Hijo de Puta VII

Which means you’re early… or I’m late.

Boil Up Some Mt. Dew, It’s Gonna Be A Long Night

I can neither confirm nor deny that @[email protected] is man of taste.

Time is a flat circle.

ThOuGhTs AnD pRaYeRs.

So fucking predictable every time, like clock-work.

We need to hear the about a monotheistic framework some more, huh?

The past millennia haven’t been enough? Guess we all really gotta learn about the world, in which what they really mean is their world, since it’s their god’s world that they’re administering for him. By the way, they always need money too, but ya can’t tax 'em. Divine right, and all that.

Do civilization a favor and take a shut-the-fuck-up pill, you patronizing clown.

Fucking monotheistic dipshits always gotta rationalize their totalitarianism as “learning moments”.

Go fuck a shark.

We need more white kids to use their privilage privilege

One doesn’t have to normalize it. It’s already “normal”.

Are we pretending that “political violence” hasn’t historically been an attribute of the human experience in nearly every nation/state/country on this planet for millennia now?