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17 days ago“ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a simple country penis…”


“ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I’m just a simple country penis…”


plot twist: it’s all the same guy


Hello from the distant past of 2026


Jesus Fucking Khrist


In that case I am…
down to clown
🤡
You can find cows that fuck,
are they in my area


🎵 sippin on Jesus juice 🎶


we could reroute power from the warp coil


humblebrag!


Go away! Clickbatin’!
free pickle after a while
You’re not going to believe this…
summer penis
isn’t that a song from Grease
Washing Machine Toddler Defense
I was expecting some complex legal strategy…


what, the poop??
are you a beautiful tree
who’s dressed as a pee-pee