This joke isn’t even funny tbh. He has a few good one liners, why did you pick this one?
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Sanguine@lemmy.worldtoentertainment@lemm.ee•Jesse Eisenberg no longer wants to be ‘associated’ with Mark Zuckerberg
412·1 year agoThis is the dumbest comment I’ve read so far this week.
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News@lemmy.world•A medical plane carrying a child patient and 5 others crashes in Philadelphia, setting homes ablaze
15·1 year agoI understand the sentiment here, so this isn’t directed at you, but I’ve never understood the at least they didn’t physically suffer idea. Sudden fear and confusion right before death is awful.
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Linux•Linux's Sole Wireless/WiFi Driver Maintainer Is Stepping Down
261·1 year agoIts pretty obvious that the folks at Linux aren’t going to just say fuck the WiFi stack because the current sole maintainer is stepping down.
Also, it being a sole maintainer doesn’t mean no one else would could do it… Its probably a job that this person was able to handle solo and now that the position has become vacant, another will step in.
If this was some small niche I can understand the concern about the potential of having it go unfilled but WiFi / wireless is crucial.
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Linux•Linux's Sole Wireless/WiFi Driver Maintainer Is Stepping Down
293·1 year agoDude chill it’ll be fine. Why are you on the ledge after this post? Someone is obviously going to step up and take their place.
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Linux@lemmy.world•switching from windows to linux, can you give some advice?English
3·1 year agoEndeavor OS w/ KDE Plasma. Use btrfs file system and set up timeshift and timeshift auto snap
Incredible distro!
Sharing culture is one of the most beautiful things humanity has to offer each other.
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Unpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•People that argue that dogs are better than cats because "cats can't be trained" almost always own really poorly trained dogs.English
3·1 year ago1000% agree on the last sentence. I’ve used that as a metric for years.
Yeah we know that but does the average American whose only use of the word Persian comes from rugs, coffee, and mahbe some sweets.
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News@lemmy.world•Costco shuts down shareholders demand to ditch DEI hiring practices
393·1 year agoNot trying to be snarky, but do you understand the concept of equity?
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News@lemmy.world•Costco shuts down shareholders demand to ditch DEI hiring practices
181·1 year agoYeah what point is that?
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News@lemmy.world•Steve Bannon Says U.S. Has to ‘Increase Taxes on the Wealthy’ Even if They ‘Start Squealing’
10·1 year agoLol the guy says one thing I agree with and I’m supposed to throw out everything else I know about him. Get real.
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News@lemmy.world•California Gov. Gavin Newsom declares state of emergency over bird flu, calling it a "proactive action"
171·1 year agoLol who is downvoting this is one of the steps that must be taken.
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Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca•Some stir-fry I made at work. Tasted great but looked like crap.
1·1 year agoYou gotta be trolling or using gpt for yhis… Rinse the rice??? After its cooked?! [Insert uncle roger meme] if your rice too wet you fucked up.
Anyone reading this do not follow those instructions.
Make some rice the day before and let it chill… Slap that shit in a wok / skillet with some oil. Cook till it gets a little browned and crispy… Remove from wok and cook your other veggies / protein. Re add the rice and toss together and then serve.
If you dont want to prep rice day before just skip frying the rice and have a traditional stir Fry.
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Shitty Food Porn@lemmy.ca•Some stir-fry I made at work. Tasted great but looked like crap.
5·1 year agoSome of this is okay, but how are you going to give this person fried rice tips (essentially what you are suggesting by adding the rice at the end) and not telling them to use day old rice thats been chilled in the fridge.
That one tip above all else will improve the texture of your meal tenfold!
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World News@lemmy.world•Bank of Mum and Dad: why we all now live in an ‘inheritocracy’English
18·1 year agoThey could be smart about it. No taxation on inheritance under 2 million (I’m pulling these #s from the sky). Anything over gets taxed progressively; if if these billionaires won’t pay up during life we can grab it on the way out.
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politics @lemmy.world•Arnold Palmer’s daughter says Trump’s speech was ‘unfortunate way to remember my dad’
0·2 years agoWhy you following him? Just wondering.
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News@lemmy.world•Nearly half of US renters spend more than 30% of their income on housing costs
181·2 years agoLol yeah exactly… Its such a brain dead take.
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Technology@lemmy.world•In Leak, Facebook Partner Brags About Listening to Your Phone’s Microphone to Serve Ads for Stuff You MentionEnglish
32·2 years agoYeah watch me not deny it tho; I intended for it to be snarky and anticipated this impact.



I got the “joke” it just isn’t funny.