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Cake day: June 11th, 2023

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  • Benjamin felt a nose nuzzling at his shoulder. He looked round. It was Clover. Her old eyes looked dimmer than ever. Without saying anything, she tugged gently at his mane and led him round to the end of the big barn, where the Seven Commandments were written. For a minute or two they stood gazing at the tatted wall with its white lettering.

    “My sight is failing,” she said finally. “Even when I was young I could not have read what was written there. But it appears to me that that wall looks different. Are the Seven Commandments the same as they used to be, Benjamin?”

    For once Benjamin consented to break his rule, and he read out to her what was written on the wall. There was nothing there now except a single Commandment. It ran:

    ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL

    BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS







  • The Fourteenth Amendment covers birthright citizenship, but also covers whether or not someone can be disqualified from office if they have “… engaged in insurrection or rebellion…”.

    Wonder who would benefit if the 14th was repealed?

    Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may, by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution









  • First you’ll find yourself craving burgers and chicken wings

    You’re not wrong, I found that you must also crave taco’s and random cultural imports depending on your region. There’s a lot of people with central European heritage where I live, so there’s some odd dishes that come up.

    Some time after you’ll choose a favorite football team, based solely on the color of their uniforms.

    I had to inherit supporting the Green Bay Packers from my in-laws. The only other option would be the Chicago Bears based on the regional juxtaposition.

    Then you’ll find yourself either completely engaged with politics, or completely ignorant of the entire process, except the general election.

    Or be thrust underground because you live in a small town with every third house having a political sign for the other guy. Also, gotta make sure you pick a religion, just in case.

    Car culture may tempt you. Be wary of motorcycle interests. Be prepared to drive long distances during quick trips out.

    The US is well known for the trope of hopping in the car to visit a neighbor a few streets away, I’ve done it myself living 6 streets from my in-laws.

    Also, being in a small town the roar of truck exhausts and Harley Davidsons is a constant. Coming from the UK, seeing the shape of some vehicles on the street is shocking, rusting trucks held together with duct tape and prayer.

    Yeah, it might have been a joke comment, but there’s a lot of truth to it.