I’d throw the whole thing in e-waste personally 😂. No way am I gonna attempt any repair with a pillow battery 💀

“Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.”

Okay I think I’ve jacked upy sleep pattern again. Shiiiet. Time to coffee myself up and stay up all day, and reset my sleep tonight.

Or look for night shift jobs loooool

I would also like to pay my respects to my dad’s grandad. He was conscripted by the German army in infantry, captured as a POW by the Soviets and was kept in a gulag until after the war. His family thought he was dead, until he turned up at home one day. He never ate in front of anyone ever again.

May everyone who fought in the war for the allies, and for those who had no choice, rest in peace. We’re proud of you.

Don’t forget to do the conversions from imperial to metric 😂 do not bake these at 350 C 😂

Okay so I may have stayed up a bit too late watching Mentour Pilot on yt. This is satiating my aircraft investigations craving.

I have never felt safer on a plane now, honestly.

Ooo I hate that!!! Periods have such poor fucking timing🤦‍♀️

I’m so excited for you and your trip tho!!! EEEEEEEE!!!

It’s a form of slow blinking lol

😂😂😂 the vodka was definitely making its way around.

It wouldn’t have been a great night out without me getting wasted and stacking it on slight decline walking to the tram.

Thankful to bottom racer for pulling me off the road 😂

In such an awkward spot too, the heel of my hand. I’ve lathered it in Dettol, will reapply; I don’t like the look of some of that yellow lol

I want to give my undying gratitude to Catfish for hosting and providing entertainment. They are wonderful company and it was just wonderful!

Bottom Racer, your chili powder smells amazing! Like tomatoes on the vine and rich veggie garden scents.

I tasted a little bit and burned a hole through my tongue. 10/10! Thank you!

That’s just beauty picturised

Bottom racer and witch are top tier humans. Turned up informal impromptu birthday drinks, and were just magnificent company 💜💜💜 I adore you both endlessly 💜💜💜

The time for brewery today I am moving to 5pm. Still on, just 5pm

Also Inner North doesn’t open until 4pm anyway loool

Anyone else dislike mint as a flavour? Like, peppermint or spearmint chewing gum or tic tac, or toothpaste, minty ice cream, and god damn it keep it away from my chocolate.

I don’t mind it as the herb or whatever, it’s just the flavouring.

Mickey has just been very needy, if we’re moving around he gets angry and starts swiping my legs until I sit down and let him in the oodie or on my lap/chest. He’s been sleeping on our bed as well, when during summer he’d be in one of his cubbies or stretched out on the floor.

Manbearpig is gold, I like they fixed it, but it’s still great! I adore the Randy being Lorde plot, I still say “yah yah yah I am Lorde” when idle 😂

Fuck I love south park. The other one that kills me is the one with Brittany Spears missing half her head. Okay, that sounds terrible when written, and it is, but it’s also funny

I, for one, welcome our catporate overlords and their bean duty.